Selena Gomez Was *This* Close To A Nipple Slip And Other News

- Probably the best takedown I’ve read about what the hell’s wrong with Justin Bieber. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Stodden thinks she’s Brigitte Bardot now. [Dlisted]

- These dresses never looked happier. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Lovato has a secret sister. Wait. Does she live in her stomach and constantly need food? Because I see where this is going. [TooFab]

- 15 “Rolling Stone” Covers That Immortalized 2003 In Pop Culture [BuzzFeed]

- Halle Berry still has a ridiculous body. [Popoholic]

- Anna Friel sent naked pictures to her dad. Whoops. [IDLYITW]

- Lauren Silberman fucked it all up for chicks trying to play in the NFL. [WWTDD]

- Rhian Sugden was born (possibly in a lab) to wear lingerie. And good lord… [Hollywood Tuna]

- LeAnn Rimes career is going awesome. [Celebslam]

- Kate Hudson posed “topless” for Glamour. (The quotation marks mean keep your pants on.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- James Deen got exactly what he expected from Lindsay Lohan. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Anne Hathaway’s ex that used to dress up like a priest and steal old people’s money wants a presidential pardon. I see that happening. [MyEx]

- Terrence Howard loves Oprah’s “tig ol bitties.” Those words happened. [FilmDrunk]

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