Selena Gomez Has A New Man Already

After a chronic meth addiction coupled with lupus made Selena Gomez briefly think getting back together with Justin Bieber was a good idea (That’s what I’m going with. Suck it.), she apparently got her shit together after watching the boy who just stuck his penis in her egg a house for the love of sizzurp and was all over a new man at Sundance, according to E! News. A man who The Superficial can safely report is William H. Macy. You might say the whole thing is… shameless. Ahahaha! *stuffs check from Showtime in empty hole where soul once was* We have fun.

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