The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

April 15th, 2013 // 88 Comments

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were last night and literally all you need to know is Selena Gomez looked phenomenal/was the only one from Spring Breakers who showed up while Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts didn’t even bother, Melanie Iglesias suddenly became important, Snooki and JWoww looked like goddamn wax monsters, and everyone’s supposed to believe Aubrey Plaza got drunk and was kicked out after trying to Kanye Will Ferrell‘s speech. Then again, drunk people are notorious for legibly writing the name of their new movie on their chest right side up, so perhaps this was one of those wild, unscripted moments you never know is going to happen on MTV. Ha! Those ne’er-do-wells and their shenanigans. *closes garage door, starts car*

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  1. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
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    Lovely natural breasts.

  2. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    She doesn’t look dreadful. What’s going on? Damn that Kim Jong Un and his secret mind tricks.

  3. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    Hanging her head in shame? I guess she had a premonition about her performance.

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    She’s taking on the appearance of an alien life form.

  5. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
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    Interesting…you have to move your head left to right to see all of Kim.

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    You spent good money on those, let’em out.

  7. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
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    Drooooooooooool

  8. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    It is the guidette Loretta Lynn!!!!!

  9. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
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    bitch just show ur tits already

  10. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    I do believe we have our first artificial intelligent…..semi intelligent….artificial life.

  11. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
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    Kim: ” I only weigh 147 pounds!”
    Selena: ” Yeah right bitch!”

  12. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
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    I only weigh 147pounds!
    Yeah right bitch!

  13. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    It’s like she’s turned herself into a sex doll nobody wants to have sex with.

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    ugh. your dress is TOO SMALL. whore.

  15. So it was basically just these 6 people or so?

  16. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    transition into marie osmond: almost complete

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    Rosebar lost weight? Way to go!!!

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    Who let his hoodrat in?

  19. JWoww Cleavage Roger Matthews Jionni LaValle MTV Movie Awards
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    3 gay men.

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

  21. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    were there only three people here?

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    There’s oil oozing out of my monitor.

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