Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Probably Banged This Weekend

Over the weekend, Justin Bieber serenaded Selena Gomez at a hotel bar before taking a late night stroll together and eventually demanding producers let them sit together at the AMAs at the last minute, so it sounds a hell of a lot like these two are fucking again. Then again, this could all just be a publicity stunt for Justin’s new album, which is literally all I’ve got to avoid addressing the elephant cock in the room because it’s probably his penis. His giant penis made this happen. There’s no escape from it.




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Well, that was a disturbing peak into my mind. How about we never do that again?

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