The Rest of The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

May 20th, 2013 // 97 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2013 Billboards Music Awards which you’ll probably notice is nothing but Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Jenny McCarthy‘s breasts and Madonna‘s unholy war on pants. On that note, if you’re wondering why there are way more performance shots of Jennifer Lopez than Selena Gomez, that’s because Selena didn’t jump around the stage looking like Roja, Big Bird’s Latina cousin with the big ass.

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
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    My first thought was that Charo was looking pretty good for her age.

  2. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
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    Crazy/beautiful.

  3. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks ridiculous

  4. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    Mama Pinkus
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    gross….just gross

  5. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
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    Next stop – Bollywood… now just how is that career going without the mouse behind you little girl?

  6. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
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    “Now this is for all of you Italians in the audience…..”

  7. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    Please send more royalty payments and pants.

  8. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
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    “The crazy is strong with this one”

  9. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    TrannyGranny
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    “The Dark Crystal II: Revenge of the Lesbian Skeksis”

  10. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Jenn
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    She’s just Jenny from the Flock.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
    Jenn
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    Proof fake titties make you crazy.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    N8V
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    Paula Abdul ate MC Skat Kat then bathed in his blood

  13. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    Jenn
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    It’s like that leg lamp from A Christmas Story…I wanna put my eye out.

  14. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    Jenn
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    I miss the 80′s, when she lied about being a virgin and covered her hoohah with a fake wedding dress.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Jenn
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    Please don’t make me touch Feather Duster From Hell. My grandmama raised me to be a good boy!

  16. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
    The Original Shawn
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    For her latest venture into medical expertise, Jenny introduces the world to the armpit hemorrhoid.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
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    She looks like made of wax :)

  18. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
    Yanni G
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    Virgin Galactic

  19. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    scrappyloo
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    Terror Crotch Madonna action set. Latino Model escorts sold separately. New from Madgetel!

  20. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Grandma’s off her meds again.

  21. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
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    Cute

  22. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    Jenn FTW. Coffee came out my nose.

  23. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    She looks like an alzheimers patient that dressed herself.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    I think she looks great here.

  25. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    That’s a horrible dress.

  26. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    Grandma forgot to put her skirt again…….oh her memory its getting worse.

  27. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    Her poor daughter. How embarrassing.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    Andie
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    Is she trying to lay an egg?

  29. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
    cc
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    Gimme a ‘d’ for diptheria.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    anonym
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    She’s still nice and thick,
    but she still has that annoying whiny nasally voice.

  31. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
    anonym
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    She can pass as Indian.

    looks ugly in this picture.

  32. Jenny McCarthy Breasts Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    not this whore.

  33. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    she looks like she crapped her diaper. get rid of this old whore already.

  34. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    little baloney face.

  35. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    why is she always standing like a roofer in that getup? what a fool this broad keeps making of herself.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    bock! bock!

  37. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    she’s so gross.

  38. Selena Gomez Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    parrot’s tongue

  39. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
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    All bow down to the ginger bigfoot.

  40. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    It’s Shiva.

  41. Jennifer Lopez Billboard Music Awards
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    Are those spanx that end at her thigh right before the boot
    arrg this is getting bad..never mind the carol burnett / cher outfit :(

  42. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    Maddona you’ve always looked great, still do, but woman it’s time to put some pants on!

  43. Madonna The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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    God damn. From the waist down it reminds me of the album art of Pink Floyd’s The Wall. Put some pants on grandma!

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