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- Amy Winehouse apparently poses at random shows now. Why not? [Dlisted]
- Christina Applegate is pregnant. [Popeater]
- The Official January Jones Dating Timeline [BuzzFeed]
- Holly Madison needs to quit the candy schtick. We get it. The lollipops are penises. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nicole Trunfio has at least one nipple in case anyone was wondering. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Mila Kunis in short shorts. [Popoholic]
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be The Riddler. [IDLYITW]
- Oksana Grigorieva’s music video may contain the truth about Mel Gibson. [The Fab Life]
- Justin Bieber drives a $200,000 Lamborghini. [StarPulse]
- Kelly Brook’s workout video. [Egotastic]
- Reggie Bush is banging Amber Rose? [Bossip]
- Kevin Connolly is banging Sophie Monk?! [Celebslam]
- Hayden Panettiere on the set of Scream 4. [Just Jared]
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Yes, Kitty Furry, what is it?
besides what does “f-r-i-s-t” mean?
Well done, “Former Senator Frist”!
I would LOVE to frist Selena
me too……me too….
What Cleavage?
I think i just came down with a case of diabetes.
See? No one cares, Kitty.
*smh*..You’re obviously the no one you’re talking about..
What do you mean no one cares? I love to eat kitty…
great .. i feel like a pervert now
You feel like a pervert for checking out a girl who will be 18 in less than 8 hours? lol
what, you got a countdown timer going?
LOVE her. Thanks for the post Fish!
wait .. what’s this? “.. Justin Bieber drives a $200,000 Lamborghini..”, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? ARRRrgggggg…
How much longer before this disney princess becomes a slut?
they all do dont they?
she just turned 18. its happening.
No comments yet?
I’m guessing Christina Applegate won’t be breastfeeding?
too soon?
Harsh.. poor girl went through a double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery and I promise, about 5 additional cosmetic but painful procedures and you go with the breastfeeding joke?
To answer your ignorant question, no, breastfeeding requires milk ducts, which is usually the origin of breast cancer. So yes, they’re obviously removed.
KeyRiest “Crusty” – it was a JOKE (albeit in poor taste). What did you think, you were on a Lifetime Channel web site?
And to answer “McFeely”, always remember the equation: Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
Since when is cancer something to joke about? It was a shitty joke that should have never been made. It wasn’t funny in any way.
Nothing in this world is sacrosanct. It’s all fodder for comedy. One simply has to consider one’s audience and how far the sticks have been jammed up their asses.
At least she is ONE chick we can all agree does NOT have saggy boobs.
still too soon? still???
Those Hispanic girls from Texas.. Mmmm..
Selena, please turn 18 soon so my looking at your pictures doesn’t violate my probation.
7 hours and 40 minutes away…
It’s like New Years Eve…only with jerking off.
3….2….1….Happy *zzzzzip* Birth *fap fap fap* day * splooge*
Randal(l)
good post fish. she’s a doll. the only classy one out of that whole disney lot.
I agree. Isn’t she just the sweetest looking young lady?
amen
She is adorable, she looks like a porcalean dall
Yaah, parcalean dalls are da shat!
Thas spak da Spaghatta Nadle.
Want…young…milk…in…mouth…bad
Turns 18 tomorrow…somewhere Roman Polanski is scratching her name off a list…”too old” he says
Now THAT’S comic gold!
I agree, now that was funny.
Thanks for the laughs
I use to think Selena Gomez was nasty but she’s grown up to be a hot little chick.
things selena also is: boring
She’s smoking hot. I just hope she doesn’t turn out like Lindsay, Miley or one of those other douchers.
nice.
this chick is gonna go slutty soon enough, already had fake tits.
What fake tits?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Selena is a slut.
So fresh & young & pretty. Unspoiled by the mud & shit of life.
So you’re almost 18 darling? Welcome to the jungle.
Tomorrow she can legally swallow Mel Gibson’s baby batter!
Why would she? Mel will just kick her in the vag and cuss her out while wearing his KKK Grand Dragon robes.
at this age using this kind of make up already.
STRANGE AMERICANS ARE DESTINED TO FAIL?
not as you are already failed captain loser
I don’t know who Selena Gomez is, never heard of her before today, but I would destroy that pussy. I mean, I would lay waste to it. It would be like an abandoned strip mine by the time I was done. Just a used up, dry hole in the ground.
damn cute little girl.
That’s quite a visual… She was Hannah Montana’s archrival on the show.!! Then they scissored at the end while Billy Ray bukkaked on them..
isn’t this broad like 14. sis fish!
man o man, cute!!!!
lick all over for hours!!!!!!!!!
A certain little cleavagey minx is 18 as of today!
So what? She’s been legal since 16 years old in my state.
People seem to think 18 is legal age, but that’s in less than 1/3 of states. she’s been ready to roll for two whole years now.
So bloody pretty, please don’t eat her Hollywood machine. Pleeeease?
wow fucking BEAUTIFUL much?
it is amazing with a tight push up top can do for a girl thats an a-cup so tired of virgins who have never seen real breast in person or just retards saying she has BIG boobs the girl is an a-cup and wears push-up bras and tight toops that squeeze them together to make it them seem bigger ..
@McFeely Smackup go ahead have sex with a 16yr old i can already tell you no matter what state you live in you will be arrested for statutory rape
I know but i am a loser living in my mommys basement
I’d fuck her in the butt