Selena Gomez in a Bikini

June 25th, 2010 // 179 Comments

I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are up to date. So thanks for not sending me the memo, Disney. It’s always been a dream of mine to Polanski it up one day. *puts on fake mustache* This is not the blogger you’re looking for….

*We’re doomed.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. yayo

    i wanna a piece of this fruit.

  2. Toocool4aname
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, there are some stupid people here. She’s 17! Just because she has tits doesnt mean they’re store bought. If you cant honestly tell the difference between real and fake breasts, you need to get out more.

    • Grim_Rose

      ikr. and WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO IF A GIRL CANT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH TO GET A TAN WITHOUT BEING CALLED A SLUT OR A WHORE OR EVEN A MISRAISED TEEN, oh AND I H8 PEOPLE THAT SNOOP AROUND IN OTHER PEOPLES BUISNESS OR STUFF, AND START RUMORS AND SHIT THAT ARNT EVEN TRUE.

  3. HeySuperficialGuy!!!

    Hey I’m all for public display of boobs and such but I think, and a few others on here think that you might be getting carried with the pictures of kids.
    Everyone wants to laugh at Miley Cirus but for the love of god she is still under the age of 18 and your showing some revealing pictures of her on here.
    I can’t stand her like the next person but have at least a little decency
    And now your showing another underage gal on here too….Selena Gomez, a 17 year old in her bikini….come on man, there’s plenty of celebrities over the age of 18 to pick on!
    STOP IT!
    Yes your web site is humorous and the occasional booby shot, or slip of the whatever is great! But not when your showing KIDS!

    • Kevin

      You do know that physically a girl is totally developed by ages 14 to 16 right but boys aren’t until they are about 18. Mentally a 16 year old’s (boy and girl) cerebral cortex is developed enough to make an intelligent decision and understand the effects of their actions. In a study done scientist used the MacArthur test to test desision making abilities to see what age someone could stand trial. They used ages 13-21 and from ages 16 to 21 there was no difference in ability to make a decision. It is true the brain is not totally developed until the ages of 23 or 24. This proves that there is no difference between having sex with a 21 year old at a college party and a 16 year old since they can make the same decisions. If you think a 17 year old girl is a child you must also agree a 22 year old that just graduated college is a child. Stop following the mores of society and go to college or read a book you ignorant people.

    • rock1999

      I think people that are against this post need to learn a new term, “Young Adult”. We usually think of the stages of development as: child, teenager, adult. Selena is a young adult, not a kid. If you had a conversation with anyone that was older than thirteen and called them a kid they would probably be offended.

      Bottom line: She is at a beach in a bathing suit.

      Looking at someone that is attractive in a bathing suit doesn’t make you a pedo. If there was some 300lb girl that was 16 at the beach and you got turned on than that would be a problem. She is pretty with a great body, that’s what turns people on, not because she is young.

  4. poop
    Commented on this photo:

    I assure you guys that top is half padding. Her boobs aren’t that big, and she’s waaay too smart to have gotten implants at this young of an age. It’s called movie magic. Can I get an “oooo-ahhhhh”?

  5. Toocool4aname
    Commented on this photo:

    17 years old is NOT a kid!! She’s one month shy of 18. Damn, people, did you wait until the day you were 21 to have your first sip of alcohol too??

  6. Trezzio
    Commented on this photo:

    What I wouldn’t give to rip of the bikina and lick her beautiful boobs, and maybe a little pussy too :D a makeout session would be amaZing. And I would fuck her right now if I could.

  7. recipe beef stroganoff

    Its ok for a 17 yr old girl to wear bikini. You are in a pool so its required to wear swimsuit.

    recipe beef stroganoff

    • Kevin

      First off I am in college, which the government is paying because I served my time in the military and went on 2 deployments. Are you going to tell me what is ignorant about my post or are you just stating an opinion? Argument from motion? How does that prove God? There is a first mover but why must it be a God? Philosophy is ok but until it is proven it is just people talking. Also Aristotle says you should not have sex with a girl before 2 years after menarche. In America today the average age at which girls experience menarche is 12. Do the math. So according to Aristotle age 12 is wrong and age 13 is wrong but I guess 14, 15, 16, and 17 are all fair game right? And what age did girls in Aristotle’s time get married? For the record I don’t think I’m better than everyone but I do know how to take a few minutes to look something up and do research. I think college is overrated. The movie Good Will Hunting is a perfect example. You can be smart as hell with just a library pass BUT you still need a degree to get a decent job in this country. But if you’re so damn smart and such a good Christian why are you on here judging everyone and judging me? Can you show me the verse that says masterbation is a sin? Also can you show me where it says what our founding fathers would have thought and what God made the world for? Do you have any actual proof? Do you claim to know what almighty God intended? I at least talk about facts. You call me ignorant but you have not provided one scientific fact, just an opinion, which is all Bible bangers can ever provide. And for all you girls out there check out Genesis 3:16…See your husband shall rule over you :D You mad?

  8. Paige
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh goodness. Back off Selena. Seriously shes not the next Miley. And even if she were, Ive seen less on girls younger then the both of them, parading around the streets, you don’t put up a fuss about them because they aren’t famous. Its a bikini not a latex bondage suit. Get over it. They sell bikinis for 3 years old now…

  9. Trezzio el pedo
    Commented on this photo:

    you are a sad little man Trezzio

  10. Degenerate
    Commented on this photo:

    Gomez>>>>>Miley

    i luv Gomez

    lol @ 17 being illegal people need to do some research before they speak

  11. sean

    Masturbation is a sin. So is fornication. You people are all sick. America has sunk so far, our Founding Fathers would be horrified. You think they made America so you could whack off to pics like this? You think they made America so you colud get girls drunk and sin with them? You think God made the world and you to do those things? No. Repent.

    • Kevin

      lol That’s cute. I am a History and Religious Studies Major(Focus is on Christianity and Judaism) and my wife has a minor in Theology from a Cathoic college and has been on mission trips, so I think I know a little more about the topic than you do. First off there is no actual scientific evidence to prove there is a God. The Bible was a book written by a specific group of people during a specific time to explain things as they believed them. The Bible does not once mention masterbation (along with abortion and eating meat). Comparing someone masterbating to some pics on the internet to our founding fathers or the Bible is stupid because neither would understand what the internet is because it did not exist. And who is not to say the founding fathers would not support this? America was built by criminals. People had the choice to be jailed or killed or move to America. Some came to not be persecuted. No have no idea what the found fathers would have thought about the topic, I mean having sex with women and getting drunk is not a new thing to this world and you also don’t have a clue what God’s intent for this world would be. Maybe God intended for pictures of Selena Gomez to be masterbated over on the internet. There is no way a person can possibly understand how or what God thinks or what God is. You just believe some book that has been translated and interrupt a number of times and what someone in a chuch has told you and we all know they are prefect…If you really want to know what the Bible actually says learn Hebrew and Greek and read the Bible as it was written.

      • Jack Mehoff

        Who said anything about rubbing one out?? I just want to lick her brown button for a while….when she turns 18 of course.

      • sean

        You’re college educated? LOL. The ignorance in your posts is proof that college teaches you almost nothing. As for proof of God’s existence, have you heard of the argument from motion, going all the way back to Aristotle and formulated in the Scholastic Period by Thomas Aquinas? You don’t know more than me on this topic you ignorant, arrogant prick. College teaches you nothing, obviously. Yet you think you are enlightened and informed. Another sign of America’s downfall: the ignorant and decadent don’t know how bad off they are.

    • Jack Armstrong "The All-American Boy"

      Hey, Shithead. Know what else is a sin? Casting judgment on other people. How the hell can you say masturbation is a sin? Even the Catholic Church has lightened up a bit on that one.

      And yes, you silly asshole, the Founding Fathers did indeed create this country so we could look at pictures and whack off. It’s called “FREEDOM.” I believe if you look throught the Constitution, including the Bill of Rights and the rest of the Amendments, you will find no mention of pleasuring oneself or a prohibition on same. And what you are espousing is called (now sound it out…) “CENSORSHIP.” And that is definitely prohibited by the Law of the Land.

      Fucking judgmental prick!

    • rock1999

      Does anybody think Sean gets turned-on by all these non-nude teenage girl posts/websites he goes to? Grandma: “What are you doing down in the basement Sean?”. “I am spreading the lords message to all the heathens”. WANK, WANK, WANK.

    • Gen

      I don’t know if the Founding Fathers are your most pristine example of moral sexual behavior.

      Your views are so deeply stunted and ridiculous that it’s not even worth trying to talk to you.

      Have fun not having sex, being pissed off, and going off randomly and anonymously on the internet. I’m sure that’s how “God” would have wanted you to live.

  12. techman
    Commented on this photo:

    At the very least, you have to give her and her parents credit for the refreshing total lack of tattoos.

  13. nice
    Commented on this photo:

    lil bigger camel/slightly bigger tittys,,, jailbait til next month bitches

  14. Grand Dragon

    i jerked off onto sean’s post

  15. Kevin

    First off I am in college, which the government is paying because I served my time in the military and went on 2 deployments. Are you going to tell me what is ignorant about my post or are you just stating an opinion? Argument from motion? How does that prove God? There is a first mover but why must it be a God? Philosophy is ok but until it is proven it is just people talking. Also Aristotle says you should not have sex with a girl before 2 years after menarche. In America today the average age at which girls experience menarche is 12. Do the math. So according to Aristotle age 12 is wrong and age 13 is wrong but I guess 14, 15, 16, and 17 are all fair game right? And what age did girls in Aristotle’s time get married? For the record I don’t think I’m better than everyone but I do know how to take a few minutes to look something up and do research. I think college is overrated. The movie Good Will Hunting is a perfect example. You can be smart as hell with just a library pass BUT you still need a degree to get a decent job in this country. But if you’re so damn smart and such a good Christian why are you on here judging everyone and judging me? Can you show me the verse that says masterbation is a sin? Also can you show me where it says what our founding fathers would have thought and what God made the world for? Do you have any actual proof? Do you claim to know what almighty God intended? I at least talk about facts. You call me ignorant but you have not provided one scientific fact, just an opinion, which is all Bible bangers can ever provide. And for all you girls out there check out Genesis 3:16…See your husband shall rule over you :D You mad?

  16. richard
    Commented on this photo:

    No shape.

  17. e838shopping

    I don’t like blue color bikini.

  18. Gary B
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ever said This still looks more tasteful than anything Miley has done. Is right Miley is turning into a full blown skank. Selena is just wearing a bathing suit at a beach, nothing worse than any 17 year old does. At least she is not on stage trying to act like lady gaga and fake kiss girls.

  19. Gary B
    Commented on this photo:

    Another thing, I cant wait until Selena hits 25, Miley will be in full blown haggard biker mama mode and Taylor Swift will be trailer park fat by then. Selena will be mind-blowing, space and time warping gorgeous.

  20. Greenbean
    Commented on this photo:

    budda you have officially created my new catch phrase

  21. ella

    haha her she has a padded, push-up swimsuit. look at any picture of her and she has small boobs. so, they’re not fake people.

  22. Sam
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg I love her!!! She is soo hot

  23. Gary B

    This is still far better than anything Miley has done. At least Selena looks classy. Not flashing her crotch on stage. I’m no prude sometimes the level of shameless public exhibition I see from celebs gets to be too much.

  24. josh duggins
    Commented on this photo:

    I am just happy she has pussy hair

  25. yowillie
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    A pearl necklace would complete the look.

  26. Pierre

    Lol you guys are just pedophiles not assumuing that you are pedophiles, I’m sure that you already had a look at her even before she turned “ALMOST” 18 like you said. Just fucking assume yourself.

  27. Carter

    My god, there is something wrong with you people.
    Shes in a bikini, im 17, i wear bikins, get over it.
    Go live back in the stoneage with your precious god.

  28. WTF i'm wrong

    You guys have some real issues, she is a celebrity and she is in a swimsuit and because she is under 18 you are starting to say stupid things. It doesn’t matter from where are you Europe, America… if you go out to a pool or to a beach you will see that even younger girls are in bikkini, in wtf you want them to be? or you want to tell them to stay home ‘cuz a girl can’t be in a swimsuit.
    I support you guys:
    #1 The girl is in a swim suit. Get out of the basement. Girls wear swimsuits in the summer.
    #2 Oh gesh she is out of control seriously I mean who would ever think to wear a bathing suit near a pool such a crime!!!!! Get over it what do u want her to wear next to a pool it’s a bathing suit she is not naked or taking pictures of herself in a bathing suit or bra and underwear in her room it’s in a pool!!!! oh n ppl need to STOP being so perverted get over it.
    #4 She is at a beach in a bathing suit. Looking at someone that is attractive in a bathing suit doesn’t make you a pedo.

  29. lexi

    why r u all freaking out over it
    its just picture and its not that big of a deeal!

  30. TL
    Commented on this photo:

    Great tits on this one.

  31. g!
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks the way a 17 year old girl should look, not like the “wanna be sexy” of miley.

  32. Robert Acquafresca

    I had one of those once, back in the day…SIGH.

  33. The bottom half of her reminds me of string beans.

  34. colonel bat guano

    HAHA MILEY. SELENA HAS BIGGER BOOBS THAN U. SELENA FTW

  35. king koopa
    Commented on this photo:

    selena without makeup looks way better than miley with a ton of makeup

  36. Sam
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna spank her ass!!! Nude

  37. king koopa
    Commented on this photo:

    gawjus

  38. Richard

    Selena has a big pie face. Her body doesn’t look that hot . She’s ok.

  39. Richard
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah, the chick beside her is much hotter. Zoom in on her.

  40. Richard

    The girl beside her is much hotter.

  41. Allan

    Selena is Mexican. They rarely have asses. It’s the Puerto Ricans because they have even more black ancestry in them.

  42. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit it..in 3.5 weeks

  43. fartbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever said she has fake tits was wrong – she’s wearing a padded push up top. Believe me, mine are real AND spectacular, and I can spot a fake tits a mile away – hers are real.

  44. Zeze

    I feel so wrong for having a boner right now.

  45. aaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    u can see her nipples

  46. Ze0

    Look at her music videos :D

  47. me
    Commented on this photo:

    you’re all so judgemental expecially the guys, like seriously come on.
    just because some girl don’t have ‘shape’ it doesn’t mean there not beautiful in there own way, you’se will never find someone unless you’se start looking at there personalitys not looks and body.
    it’s fucking ridiculous like shut the fuck up.

    selena is preeeettty as :)

  48. me
    Commented on this photo:

    ohh my god, that is disgusting.
    you are so pathetic that you have to sit on the internet all day and search up young famous people and fantises about what you want to do with them.
    this is the fucking real world dipshit shit wishing for that cause you can’t get it obviously

    • Preeti

      estefany nicole / LOA AMAMOS TANTO QUE NO NOS ACEMOS A LA IDEA QUE TIENE NOVIA Y PARA VARIAR TIENE QUE SER SELENA GOMEZ!!!!!!! PERO BUENO SI LO AMAMOS QUEREMOS QUE SEA FELIZ Y SI SU FELICIDAD ES JUNTO A SELENA GOMEZ LES DESEAMOS LO MEJOR!!!!!!!

  49. me
    Commented on this photo:

    is it a crime for 14 -17 year old girls to wear a bikini on a hot day.. and selena is way different from that slut miley, selena s unique she’s different and obviously does’nt give two shits about what everyone thinks so stfu and you should all stop being perfectionists because i highly doubt you’se look all hot and have perfect bodys, half of you’se are probably 60 year old lonely men

  50. rexchen

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