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So average and nothing special.
You got to wonder what it might smell like when the top of the bottle is shaped like haemorrhoid polyps.
A soon to be fat, average looking, boobless nothing. Beiber can have her.
She has a great chest.
She has a scent, it’s called Bieber’s taint.
If it smells like post-coital Bieber, count me out.
Someone is running a sick joke by convincing these yentas that granny panties and shorts are in fashion. When I say “someone” I really mean Gwen Stefani. Here is my Judge Dredd face >=(
She likes those old cabbage patch dolls I used to own!
Why do I suddenly have a craving for fish tacos?
Hmmm…smells all maple syrupy…
The scent is called “First Period.”
If they’re re-shooting World War Z, does that mean we’ll get to see Brad Pitt’s assistant again? Please?
It smells like Bieber’s cunt.
Justin Bieber might be the Maple Christ and all, but no woman can resist the pull of the Black Microphone.
Selena Gomez has a scent now? Well, duh! She always did. (I’m guessing a well-aged feta with a hint of tuna)
“What does it smell like? Um, I guess like sea salt and, say, syrup? Where’d I get the idea? Ah…”
The only scent of hers I’m interested in doesn’t come in a bottle
As cute as she is, she appears to have major chunk potential
We already know she has major CHUMP potential, but she’ll drop that little 40 year old Canadian lesbian before too long…….
da fuq she wearin?
I wonder if it smells like her vajajay or Justin’s?
She’ll make millions if she calls it Bieber cum in a bottle, seriously all those stupid fans will be beating each other to death to get to it. Girl may not be as dumb as she seems after all. Of course without the little fem man she’d never be selling any stink water at all.
Every bottle guaranteed to contain 11% Bieber.
she sucked my dick last night