A 46-year-old Seattle man is apparently receiving instructions from God to murder Selena Gomez, so just assume she got to close to the truth about the His fling with Aunt Jemima and the resulting love-child. Big G love that dark maple syrup. TMZ reports:
According to the declarations of Selena and her lawyer, Blair Berk … Brodnicki told the shrink he traveled from Chicago to L.A. to meet her, visited her workplace at least 3 times and has told people he had conversations with God about killing her. Selena says she is in “extreme fear,” believing he will carry out his death threat against her if he isn’t stopped.
Selena and her lawyer claim Brodnicki was picked up for mental evaluation last month after he allegedly threatened to “scratch people’s eyes out on the street.” Brodnicki allegedly made the threats against Gomez during his mental evaluation.
Maple Child jokes aside, it’s probably not a coincidence these death threats happened shortly after Selena released her promo for the 2011 MTV EMAs (after the jump) because Jesus Christ. I dare you to watch this thing and not hear the Lord’s voice beckoning you to kill each and every person responsible starting with YouTube’s face. I’m actually religious now. Bring me a gay person and I’ll whip this Bible at them so good. So good.
Photos: Splash News
She was in Vancouver at the same time as Shia…why didn’t she beat his ass? I’d buy that on DVD.
No…God wants Selena naked. on the internets. He told me this morning. so yeah selena time to follow god’s plan for you
BTW, I watched the promo after my first post. Holy shit that promo is annoying and stupid. Looking on the bright side though, they didn’t invite Biebs to attend. Maybe he’s still hanging from that basketball net.
You are right, after watching that video all I can think about is murder
+1
Although I think a fate worse than murder for Selena Gomez would be for everyone to simply ignore her and not talk about her. She would probably end it herself before long if she though no one was paying attention and never would.
While I’m not a fan of Ms. Gomez – I basically only know about her from this site – I don’t like to see any woman terrorized by a lunatic bent on homicide. At least she has some resources to defend herself.
As for her video, what the hell was that? Is she trying to perpetuate a Latino stereotype of some sort? I thought the ‘two identities’ thing was Miley Cyrus’s shtick anyway. And does anybody know what the MtvEMA is? If it has something to do with music, it probably shouldn’t be on Mtv, that much is certain.
A disgrace to every Chola…
God Wants Selena Gomez Dead?
Seems like god and I finally agree on something. This could be the common ground that god and I have needed to form a bond…maybe this will give me the chance to have a heart to heart discussion with him about why he’s such a dick.
He’s not a dick, he’s just inept. Heretic.
Lock that crazy fuckbag up and flush the key.
Cute girl.
The only negative is the 65 pound homo usually attached to her arm.
hehe :) Have you seen pics with them two together… lols they look like lesbians
She is so hot, a damn shame that her singing is so damn terrible.
What the hell was that video? It was utter shit.
Smokin hot, but the only thing worse than her singing is listening to her talk
yikes what an annoying voice
She looks like a 13 year old. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Interesting. So God wants Selena dead. Sounds like a million other parents who don’t like the person their child is dating. Sounds to me like the Maple Jesus needs to have a talk with pops.
On the one hand, it’s nice to see her embracing her inner chola. On the other hand, I blame Nicki Minaj and autotune for making every young girl think they can rap.
Is it wrong that I want to see upscale Selena and hoodrat Selena get it on with each other?
I’m pretty lukewarm about the whole “Selena Gomez being alive or dead” thing, but let’s get one thing straight… Aunt Jemima is NOT maple syrup.
Damn straight. That shit is nasty.
What’s with the shoulder length blunt cut? Was SuperCuts running a sale?
Diggin the dress though. ;)
What’s with the shoulder length blunt cut? Was SuperCuts running a sale?
Diggin the dress though. ;)
On the other hand , I want her in my bed!
Her face look so weird in that first shot. Like a frog. With a learning disability.
+1! I couldn’t figure out what was up with her mug .
looks :)
I like the non-ghetto version. The chica is the mirror scares me a little.
her face looks chubby and chunky here.
she’s not going to age well.
enjoy youth while you can
Damn that’s nice.
All I can think of is the original Selena. The one who was killed by that Mexican lady.
This is how I read the title:
“God! I want Selena Gomez to give me head!”
Yeah, I know I’m disgusting.
but… can he get her BEFORE she spawns the canadian devil’s bahbee?
i wonder…
I love this stupid dress.
Is the glittery arm a direct result of sleeping with Maple Child the Saviour, or did she just watch “Twilight” too many times?
I HATE SELENA GOMEZ!!!!!!! NO NOT FOR JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!! FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DATES THE MOST POPULAR BOYS IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT WHEN THEY GET REAL POPULAR!!!!!! SHE COPIES FAMOUS STARS!!!!!!! SHE CAN’T SING CAUSE SHE’S AUTOTUNED! AND FANS…DON’T HATE ON MY COMMENT SO I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME!!!! I’M GONNA KEEP HATING!!
dont be mean she actually is quite nice an di am her biggest fan
U r so mean dude.I love her.Justin beiber sucks!!!
I love her!!
If g-d really does wanna kill her he can cause he is g-d!!!!!
Omg
She is hot for near jailbait. In 5 years I think Ill be able to say aloud shes hot without feeling like a perv.
I like selena but i do not at all like justin beiber.
She sure fills out a dress nicely.
Her lips sure do look purdy.
love u selena g
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i love you selena peace out to my peeps holar