Selena Gomez & David Letterman Laugh About Making Justin Bieber Cry. Are Dead Now.

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2013

While promoting Spring Breakers on Letterman last night, Selena Gomez talked about how much she loves being single and how easy it is to make Justin Bieber cry even though he’s obviously a hard motherfucker who sits in a big boy seat. She probably has him confused with someone else. Via Us Weekly:

“Last time you were here, you were with a Justin Bieber,” host David Letterman said on the show. “That’s not going on now.”
“No, I’m single,” Gomez said. “I’m so good.”
“Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry,” Letterman recalled.
“Well then, that makes two of us,” Gomez, with a big smirk on her face, joked.
Cracking up, Letterman applauded the newly single star for her joke by giving her a fist-bump.

“Belieberssssss,” yelled Clack Two CrackClaw, formerly 14-year-old Tamara Beesworth of Sioux City, Iowa, “Cease the cutting of Oliva Wilde’s brakesssssss for The Whore of Gomezlon brags arrogantly of The Masterssss’ tearsssss. We must bring vengeanncccccceee upon her. But, firsssssst, my mom keeps like totally texting me to come home. GOD! So can you guys like buy a bunch of guns without me? I’ll totally be back after calc. For reals.”

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