Stretch That Arm Just A Little Bit Higher, Selena Gomez, And Other News

July 1st, 2013 // 14 Comments

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is actually happening. [Lainey Gossip]

- Reports of the Canadian Apocalypse have been greatly exaggerated. It was just a rehearsal. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Channing Tatum describing his daughter’s birth will Skarsgard a baby in you. [tooFab]

- Justin Bieber seems exactly mature to handle marriage. [Fishwrapper]

- King Joffrey was inspired by… Fern Gully? [BuzzFeed]

- Olivia Munn is breasty. [Popoholic]

- There’s something called “Miss Hooters International.” [IDLYITW]

- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anna Kendrick‘s new movie seems full of quality acting. [Celebslam]

- Naya Rivera‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- “Waterfalls” didn’t need a remix, and nobody asked for one. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Burnsy’s White House Down storyboards > White House Down. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture, there’s a session guitarist saying, “Yeah, I’m getting a good paycheck, but I still kind of hate my life” with his eyes.

  2. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    “I think I made a poopy.”

  3. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    “Ooh I made another one!”

  4. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s doing it. We’re thinking it.

  5. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber has moved on to lil Twist, lil Za, and their lil dicks.

  6. anonym

    Only reason she’s popular is that she looks like jailbait.

  7. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    “I can’t believe I actually let Justin Bieber put his penis in my mouth once!”

  8. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she could use some of my seed up her butt.

  9. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    She’s starting to look more like an adult these days. Ah, the wonders of makeup. Making 15 year olds look 18 since 1987.

  10. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    I had a girlfriend who had a mouth like that one. well i say girlfriend it was an inflatable doll. we broke up. i had to let her down gently.

  11. cc

    Knowing she’s been despoiled the Biebs has pretty well rotted the foundations of her hotness.

    • Always say cunt

      Surely Beibs wouldn’t actually count, would it ? I mean, she is still practically a virgin, surely ?

  12. If Depp and Heard are indeed together, I hereby demand we use the celebrity portmanteay “Johnny Derp.”

  13. Selena Gomez Cleavage Macys Fourth of July
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    I hope she gets a boob job before she give another blow job.

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