I Hate You, Justin Bieber, and Other News

May 16th, 2011 // 47 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- It’s now justifiable to blame Canada for Lady Gaga and Madonna. [Popeater]

- Johnny Depp is part Cherokee part, English royalty. [Huffington Post]

- Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon are ambiguously gay. [Dlisted]

- Angelina Jolie is not scary in real life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marissa Miller has a little Captain in her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima is in lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And Ciara is in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Along with most of these chicks. [theCHIVE]

- Chad Ochocinco rides a bull. No, seriously. [Bossip]

- Singer Charice chooses her friends wisely. [Caught on Set]

- MLB Power Rankings: The Best Dating Decisions in Baseball History [Bleacher Report]

- Followed closely by the Best Decisions in Russian Police History. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Uncle Caw-yin

    Little minx

  2. chad ochocinqo did anything *but* ride that bull

  3. So… she’s a lesbian.

  4. Dan's Friend

    fap fappity fap-fap-fap

  5. RoboZombie

    Bet she has more bush than the Australian outback.

  6. um ok

    kiddie porn much?

  7. Honkey

    And now the internet awaits while someone Photoshops the microphone into a penis.

  8. DogBoy


  9. Michael

    Victoria Justice is hotter than Selena Gomez.

  10. Selena Gomez
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    So she’s apparently got a boner under that fairy dress. No wonder Biebs is into it.

  11. Cock Dr

    She’s gone to Kate Perry’s dressmaker….the one that specializes in the “squash the breasts cruelly” look.

  12. just say'n

    Fear not Fish, I’m sure their idea of a ‘hot date’ is trying on make-up together.

  13. Venom

    Hottest woman on the planet, hands down.

  14. TomFrank

    I could’ve sworn I saw this titled as “Property of Bieber” earlier. Sworn.


    She’s very cute so what could she possibly see in an asshole that hasn’t sprouted his first pube yet?

  16. Selena Gomez
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    If only that nice girl had parents to tell her to PUT HER TITS away! Don’t get me wrong, I love the cleavage, but what kind of parent sends baby out in that?

  17. Raymond Siste

    She’s one fence jumper I’d love to detain for interrogation and a pat down

    • Venom

      Interesting perspective considering they have been here the whole time in this country, long before your people.
      I wonder what your perspective is on the Native Americans? You probably consider them squatters or some other nonsense like that, right?

  18. Keyser Ballsy

    I wonder if she is a virgin to motorboating?

  19. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress needs pulled up something fierce! Surprised we didn’t have a nip-slip!

  20. The Listener

    Nice breasts, but she has that one mole on her right breast that is always so distracting in photos. Why doesn’t she have it removed?

  21. Selena Gomez
    Celebs look like boys
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw her at a Blockbuster in Encino last summer. She had the body of a ten year old boy. Do you see how the dress is small (women do this all the time by buying bras that are too small for them) and cuts of her ‘breast’ just below the middle to create the illusion of cleavage? Now you do. Your welcome.

  22. Really

    Can we not post 12 year olds on here

  23. Krissy

    She is wayyyy too hot for Bieber.

  24. the captain

    …….she can breath?

  25. Plastic Fantastic

    She looks like a child! …Gross.

  26. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    She is 18. Not a child.

  27. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    Aim for the freckle.

  28. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    as much as i dislike disney brats, i must commend her on the flats, at least she hasn’t descended to wearing stripper heels. yet.

  29. ME

    Woman? She looks like a little kid.

  30. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry kid, come back in five years with a nipple ring, and we’ll talk

  31. Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    I Love Selena Gomez ♥

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