Selena Gomez’s Breasts Did Stuff, Too

While you can’t see her nipples, and perhaps even more criminally they’re not Hilary Duff’s, Selena Gomez’s breasts were somewhere, and according to the current laws of journalism, it’s incumbent upon me to do anything and everything for Internet clicks. Technically, I could feed a baby to a shark if I wanted to provided that shark looks like Kylo Ren and/or runs an MRA website. These are fascinating times.

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