Those Are Selena Gomez’s Ass Cheeks

July 31st, 2014 // 31 Comments

Photo Boy and I are catching Guardians of The Galaxy in the morning, so almost like she sensed we could really use eight billion pageviews to justify beefing an entire business day, here’s Selena Gomez wearing tiny shorts with her ass cheeks hanging out. Which just goes to show how deep of a connection we have. These are practically an invitation to break into her house and use her toothbrush again. It’d be rude of me not to.

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    Mr. Poop
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    I’d drag my balls across 1,000 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

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    Odbarc
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    Hotter than anything Kim Carassian has ever done.

  3. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Tiny Shorts
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    Orlando Bloom should make this his Instagram profile pic.

    • buzz

      Why? Selena’s stated that she never banged Orlando which takes the wind out of his sails.

      Miranda on the other hand keeps real quiet whenever someone asks if she ever tried that Canadian douche that squirts maple syrup into her naughty bits.

      • No, Miranda Kerr denied anything sexual with Maple Jesus.

        None of the people in this story look like anything but smug, juvenile douchebags. Orlando Bloom is the least douchie if you want to root for somebody.

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    dennis
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    Someone school me on lesbianism…..why do all lesbians get unexplained bruise marks on their thighs?

    A girl can bang guys for years and never get one. Go lesbian one weekend and they get a bruise.

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    RJ
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    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Or something like that.

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    RJ
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    A true mASSterpiece.

  7. Very sexy. Maybe her feud against Bieber will get so animus that she’ll decide to show us her entire fuselage just to piss the little sissy off.

  8. Klipper

    Honestly, I’d let her use my tongue as toilet paper. She’d never have to buy Charmin again. I bet her cute little b-hole tastes like chocolate dipped strawberries. Yummy!!

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    I see Cara left her mark.Any other lesbian that tries to hook up with Selena will have to answer to Cara now.

  10. granny grillz yo!

    coco says lmao and posts a new pic on instagram.

  11. Nice. I’ll make with the clicky-clicky.

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    Reeks of desperation

  13. Professor

    I am puzzled by the attention this site gives is broad….slightly above average and nothing more

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    I’d eat it

  15. GRAB DEM CAKES!!!

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    I see she’s been taking classes at the Lindsay Lohan School of Big Ass Bruises.

  17. Her butt’s alright, but the bruise on her leg is more likely related to her lupus than any lesbian stuff.

  18. It’s just me or those photos reek of desperation

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    anonym
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    those sunglasses are 3 sizes too big

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