Selena Gomez’s Boobs Will Sell You Adidas Clothes Now

Every night on Facebook I go off about some stupid shit – but mostly stupid people – because Photo Boy doesn’t get paid enough to listen to me rant 24/7 and presumably cries himself to sleep because of it. I’m sure of it. Anyway, at some point I’m inevitably told to “stick to tits,” so here are Selena Gomez’s shilling for Adidas – and a gallery of her beefy cameltoe – because finding breasts on Instagram is hard, and you need me to do it for you. *waves pocketwatch back and forth* I’m the only one who can find you boobs… It’s impossible to do it yourself… Your penis will shrink if you try!

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