Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2013

Late last month, Selena Gomez flew to Norway to get back together with Justin Bieber to the point where they were even posing for Instagram photos. But apparently sometime between now and then she went, “I’ve made a huge mistake,” because here she is telling Kiss 108 in Boston that not only is she available, but please, for the love of God, will someone who’s not Justin Bieber ask her out. Via Radar Online:

“So sometimes you may see a boy walking down the street and he says, ‘let’s grab an ice-cream.’ You’re available?” Selena responded, “Yep.”
When pressed, “You’re completely available in every way?,” Selena confirmed, “Yep!” And the pretty pop star, 20, even implied she’d love to get asked out, telling the DJ, “By the way, that would be awesome if someone asked if I wanted ice cream because that would be cool.”

Selena Gomez, would you like to get ice cream? Because I have access to ice cream. In fact, there’s an entire supermarket by my house fucking full of ice cream plus a Sweet Frog if you don’t a mind a 20 minute drive. I also have chest hair and descended testicles if that sweetens the pot. (Full disclosure: One hangs a little lower than the other which I’ve been told is common along with other inadequacies you can tell me aren’t a big deal while I’m naked and crying. We’ll have fun.)

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