Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Los Cabos yesterday where I can safely say they did NOT get engaged, despite rumors to the contrary. I can also safely say they went down there to get an abortion because that’s one of only two reasons anyone takes their girlfriend to Mexico, and dabbling in amateur porn photography aside, these kids don’t strike me as the coke type. Giggling over wine coolers? Absolutely. Any drug harder than Flintstone’s Vitamins? Not a fucking chance.