As advertised.
Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Los Cabos yesterday where I can safely say they did NOT get engaged, despite rumors to the contrary. I can also safely say they went down there to get an abortion because that’s one of only two reasons anyone takes their girlfriend to Mexico, and dabbling in amateur porn photography aside, these kids don’t strike me as the coke type. Giggling over wine coolers? Absolutely. Any drug harder than Flintstone’s Vitamins? Not a fucking chance.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Those are just reference photos for the doctor that gives you lady parts. Well the last parts he needs anyway.
I’d be so embarrassed if I was Selena…Justin Bieber looks like a girl who hasn’t hit puberty yet….
Apparently she is bisexual and want’s a younger version of Samantha Ronson
I wonder if CaseWorker has old man balls
Aw, he has underarm hair – how cute
yeah true
Note to Maple Christ management: No one is believing your “boy” there isn’t gay. The best PR move you can make now is release multiple explicit sex tapes of these 2 having sex, and no stunt cocks either; we are wise to that kinda crap.
Heh heh… “stunt cock”. A la “Orgazmo”.
yeah, until I see pics of beiber’s dong going in and out of an actual woman’s vagina, I have to continue to believe he’s as gay as Liberace.
What, exactly, makes you think Justin Beiber is gay? This is an honest question. I truly would like to know why you think J.B. is gay.
He sells nail polish and women’s perfume and he looks like well him…
jb now me we had 8 kids
@Venom: I can’t reply to your comment for some reason, so I hope you can see this.
Justin has a perfume and line of nail polishes because he has a large female fan-base that will buy it. Having lines of products for girls is pretty typical for teen heart-throbs, and has been for a long time. What the heck does “…and he looks like, well, him…” mean? Do you mean the way he dresses is gay or the way he looks is gay? Either way he looks like a regular 17 year-old boy.
Thinking “Mom told me I have to maintain this farce, when all I want to do is go down to the gym and watch the muscle guys working out through the front window”.
some kids who are still in PUBERTY do these things.
huh, always thought he was more of an @$$ man
Looks like the Biebs cut his leg shaving.
I’m still waiting for the leaked text picture of her topless in front of a mirror. I just hope she has the good sense to use a high-res camera phone.
He’s more of a cock boy
Really I don’t think he’s gay at all. Just a immature kid loving the fact that he’s got a hot girl to show off with.
Well….they are pretty nice looking. They’re looking a bit bigger than usual. Maybe he’s taking pictures of her new boobies. Ya know, for memories.
Canadian and Mexican.
Canadian and American
Damn Asians!
Mutherfucker has a Canon G12, makes me want to return mine.
Whatever, he probably has no clue how to use it off automatic mode.
Why is he not looking at her ass? I can’t be in all fours without my boyfriend being all over me or saying something nasty to me. Wake up, dude!
I guess he has more class than your prick of a boyfriend, bitch
Sure, grabbing your crotch in front of an audience of thousands of underage kids is how you show some class.
It is obvious he’s not into girls too much, just that..
Maybe he is just a respectful young man unlike your boyrfriend.
Hahahaha I’m not interested in my BF having any respect for my ass; I love it when he gets all nasty. Respect is about something else and not about him not even noticing my ass or making me feel the hottest bitch around.
Definately gay. With that across you and you looikng away proves you are not into females.
I’d still take that chick from Brazil he was with!
Yes, bring the donkey over here.
I’ve known girls like that…they lounge around, pose, and get close to you, knowing full well that a) you are getting to get boner and b) given the time and place there’s nothing you can do to relieve yourself. I think the pink towel is just in case it’s too much for him and he ‘goes off’ spontaneously.
Also, I hope the little bastard realizes he’d have got nowhere near poon of that caliber if he’d stayed in Stratford.
Who knew she had boobies? Not me!
“Hey Selena, that picture of my dick you took… why cant i see anything there??”
Is he wearing jorts?!
Yeah, he sure is. It accents his gaunt rib cage quite nicely.
It is hard for me to imagine a bigger asswipe than this kid.
what n the hell
bout to go ham
OMG> He cheated on me !
hello it’s me salena any one want to chat about that ring first he did not by that for me i brouht it!
OMG! What are you, 6?
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL HER NAME, LOSER MUCH?
I think that is Salena in Mexican! lmao!
I spy Pacifico beer
nice catch
She is hot as hell.
Agreed
Justin: It doesn’t look like she has a pee pee.
What a man!
“Oh my God, Justin! You just took a picture of me in my bikini! You are so bad! We are totally, like, rebels!”
So the Maple Christ took his landscaper home for a visit…How nice.
Aaaaah they are so cute together.
those are nice
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
i see a pacifico……
Wait…. These teenage assholes get to vacation in foreign countries together?! Fuck them.
Also, sweet motor boat JB…
I didn’t know her tits were that nice.
” Boobies give me the creeps!!”
what’s that bandage on his leg for? did he fall off his tricycle?
Lol that is so funny
Someone’s definitely gonna make it a point to steal that camera. He prob has noodz on there.
So this proves it (not that it needed proving!), he is gay or has a very small dick!
That wierd, I thought they broke up, or split, well, i believe they had something to recover all that unnecessary rumor mess.
they are amazing…….
No, he’s not gay he was just thinking “I have nothing to look at here you have to turn around in order for me to look at you”
Selena Gomez is so cute! One day, when she grows up she may even have an ass. She’s still young. The ass will come.
A little girl this hot should be getting repeatedly nailed, very hard, by a 6ft 4in black man with a mutant sized cock.
Why is she getting boned by an effeminate skinny little white boy ?
Does she even have tits??
this is what cocktease looks like