BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez In A Bikini

December 27th, 2013 // 3 Comments
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Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!


After making a terrible decision to have sex with Justin Bieber one last time, Selena Gomez retreated to Miami to wear a bikini because apparently she thinks it’s that easy to manipulate us. Like we’ll just sit here clicking on her scantily clad body over and over again until we forget whatever that stuff was I said and she’s the top post of the month. Well, guess a- DAMMIT.

Posted: 5.13.13

Original Post: Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. She’s like the Benjamin Button of bikini bodies. Her body keeps maturing, but her face is getting younger.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t think I saw these pictures at the time and I must say they’re doing absolutely nothing for me now. I’d say she has the body of a 12 year-old, but Wilmer Valderamma isn’t returning my calls so I’m not sure what a 12 year-old in a bikini looks like.

  3. Yep. she’s pretty hot. She’s starting to look more her age these days.

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