Good God, Selena Gomez In A Bikini

October 29th, 2013 // 92 Comments

Yesterday, things got a little tense, and I may have prayed for some of your deaths even though I’m an atheist. No, really. I actually took time out of my day to ask an invisible being I know isn’t real to give anyone who equates White Chicks with blackface to get ass cancer. So to make up for that, here’s Selena Gomez‘s ass looking amazing in a bikini which I think everyone agrees solves all the race relations. Israeli and Palestinians are looking at these together going, “Cheek for you, cheek for me, BOOM,” then experiencing an unparalleled age of peace until Justin Bieber ejaculates on them bringing forth the tribulation. I have foreseen it.

Photos: INFphoto

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  1. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    What a great pose..what a tummy…Beibs wouldn’t know what to do with this..no way..

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    Pickle Nose
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    Just let this sink in. The sad truth is that the The Biebs left this because there are as hot, or hotter pieces of ass to be had by him.

  3. Nasty Butler

    I just can’t get past her baby face no matter how rocking her body is.

    • Doosh

      I’d spackle that baby face with absolutely no regrets.

    • coljack

      I agree 110%. She has the face of a 12-year old, so I have zero interest. No matter how good her body may look and no matter what she does in “Spring Breakers,” she looks disturbingly young.

      • MetalGod

        I bet you have no problem with a chick shaving her cooch for a JonBenet smoothness, though.

      • I’ll take an adult face with a jonbenet smooth box over jonbenet face and a full bush.

      • I like how this site has finally devolved to describing sexual partners in the context of JonBenet Ramsey. I genuinely mean that.

        (What? She’d be 23 now if her parents didn’t murder her. Don’t make this weird.)

      • Her sex tape would have been 5 years old now.

      • coljack

        Are you actually making the adult woman shaved = pederasty argument? Are you a.) a radical feminist, b.) a fundie, or c.) a pedo? Those are literally the only people who buy into that shit.

      • MetalGod

        None of the above. But please tell me how a woman of legal age with a 12 y.o-looking face and a woman of legal age with a 12 y.o.-looking cooch are different?

      • MetalSucks

        You could say the same for women shaving their armpits or their legs….
        Or you could say the same for guys that shave their chest.

        are you retarded or something? So a woman that shaves her arms and armpits is equal to a 12 year old? how fucking stupid are you?

        Pubic hair is gross and if you want to do oral is better shaved. Specially women, For a guy is much nicer to go down on shaved.

        you must be pretty sick and disgusting to associate shaved privates with kids because no one else does that. So you are the one with the problem.

      • metalsuckss

        You could say the same for women shaving their armpits or their legs….
        Or you could say the same for guys that shave their chest.

        are you retarded or something? So a woman that shaves her arms and armpits is equal to a 12 year old? how fucking stupid are you?

        Pubic hair is gross and if you want to do oral is better shaved. Specially women, For a guy is much nicer to go down on shaved.

        you must be pretty sick and disgusting to associate shaved privates with kids because no one else does that. So you are the one with the problem.

      • jnixx

        You could say the same for women shaving their armpits or their legs….
        Or you could say the same for guys that shave their chest.

        are you retarded or something? So a woman that shaves her arms and armpits is equal to a 12 year old? how fucking stupid are you?

        Pubic hair is gross and if you want to do oral is better shaved. Specially women, For a guy is much nicer to go down on shaved.

        you must be pretty sick and disgusting to associate shaved privates with kids because no one else does that. So you are the one with the problem.

  4. Nobody’s gonna get 100% agreement with everything you say or believe, not even you Fish. So take it like a man and post your next topic du jour and/or bikini-babe gallery please.

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    Cock Dr
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    Golly

  6. Not all of us work in a pants optional environment Fish. These pics are about to make things very awkward for my co-workers.

  7. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    Still looks like a baby…
    I figure she’ll wind up looking like this when she is older:
    http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/LcF90Qj7GEA/hqdefault.jpg

  8. FattyFatty2X4

    You’re baiting again Fishy.
    Well, I for one ain’t bitin’, unless you’d like me to.

  9. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    The reverse cowgirl skills in her is strong.

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    Deacon Jones
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    All I would need is a pina colada in one hand, and a joint in the other and I would be set

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    john
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    MIND THE GAP….DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!!

  12. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    if she started a decent fitness regiment she’d be deadly…

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    Arzach
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    (fapping furiously)

  14. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    Who’s this Chris Brown wannabe?

  15. she’s a beauty but my favorite thing about her is the ZERO shitty tattoos.

    • sprub

      Sorry to disappoint you but she has three (note on wrist, LXXVI on neck and a new one on the right hip) but at least they’re subdued.

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    CrashHell
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    That body with the little girl’s face has my penis all kinds of confused. A few more years, or maybe start smoking or something…Anything to convince me Chris Hansen isn’t listening in the other room.

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    Inner Retard
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    We have an 11th Commandment: Thou shall not allow the Bieber to bang this for he is unworthy! *includes hyperlink to this picture*

  18. Bitch is beautiful and she is badass.

  19. cc

    She’s very pretty, but having a good figure at that age isn’t that difficult. (Yes, this sounds pervy, but all my friends have daughters in the 16-23 age bracket now and HOLY FUCK their friends are hot. NO ONE looked like that when in school.)

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    fondue
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    How can she be hispanic and have such a flat ass?

  21. Weeblo

    Dora the Explorer made me hard

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    Louie
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    No wonder Justin likes this ass. is the only one he can fuck with his little dick!

  23. if this impresses you, kill yourself.

    • Dee

      Haha, I wonder why all you have such impossibly high standards. I mean, what do YOU guys look like, I’m really curious. I am 20 years old and I have an average face. I have acne still, and a gut. Horrible body…I have more fat in my stomach than my boobs. Guys still find me attractive when I go out and on the internet….jeez if this chick up there is not doing it for you (flat stomach, little to no cellulite, perfect skin, no visible wrinkles on her face, etc. then IDK what kinda women you DO find attractive?!

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    blerg
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    She clearly has a tiny erect penis. And I’d still hit it.

  25. Funny coincidence – yesterday I wished for ass cancer for all those who in their shrillest most ignorant tones claimed to be outraged that a young actress put bronzer on herself as part of her halloween costume which she sincerely intended as a tribute to a fictional tv show character she admires and claimed it to be the exact same thing as the use of mocking racist blackface employed by turn of the century vaudeville performers whose entire act was based on denigrating black people for laughs.

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    30 is going to hit her like a truckload of cinderblocks.

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    This is why I’m not allowed within 1,500 feet of public pools.

  28. anonymous

    Definite the hottest and most adult she’s looked. Interesting how she can actually look her age when she isn’t trying to sell to her preteen fanbase.

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    eh
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    The more I think about it, the more I think jquery should be a function. Or is just me?

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    Ticonderoga900
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    She either has one of the biggest pelvic bones in the world, or a giant nasty 70′s bush.

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    Swearin
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    Everytime her latest song comes on the radio, I think of her as Jennifer Lopez 2.0. Maybe this is her backup dancer/”boyfriend”?

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    Mike Walker
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    That’s a classic Mexican longback.

  33. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    Damn, she looks good.

  34. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    These pictures are quickly changing my opinion of her. Mostly because her face isn’t visible in most of them.

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    The Pope
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    Peter Dinklage loves this photo.

  36. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    The perfect woman for the closeted Pedophile or anyone attracted to shapeless and brainless twits.

  37. WJ Clinton

    She should stay in a bikini 24×7…especially since she definitely has a fat chick inside of her waiting to pop out. Bank on it.

  38. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
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    dat ass is on the verge of chaos. time will tell.

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    Senor Trout
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    People will be pissed that this is who gets to bang Selena Gomez, right up to the day he beats the everloving tar out of Justin Bieber for disprespecting her somehow when they all cross paths at some LA club, at which point this dude will become more popular than Jesus.

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    Sir Haze Nihil
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    Hispanics age like large dogs~~hyperfast. That ass is pudding in 3 years. Get on that stairmaster you little Disney/Industry robotic automaton.

    • AMM

      “Hispanics age like large dogs~~hyperfast.”

      I have two words for you: Jessica Alba.

      Of course, she might be some sort of genetic freak.

  41. Sir Haze Nihil

    Is this a ‘wake & bake’ inspired commentary from Mr. Superficial? Fish gets all spiritual when he sees jailbait lookin’ women, right? : ) : )

  42. Fish,

    I looked over at the comments under the julianne whatsherface post – I’m so sorry such an overwhelming percentage of your readers actually believe she did nothing wrong and equate blackface with white chicks. But as you already know, white people jump at any chance to play the victim. I mean, lord knows White Chicks just stirs up feelings of the hardships white people once had; owning land and people. It’s HARD, dammit!

    But seriously, all jokes aside, thank you for still entertaining us even though half of these people are absolute morons.

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    dennis
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    Everything looks good until you get to her face. Still looks like a toddler.

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    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    I love her.
    I would drag my balls all over her gorgeous face and fuck her mouth endlessly until I spooge in it and on her tits.
    Really, but in a really romantic way !

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    cc
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    This is good.

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    2legs1crutch
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    Am I the only one who sees the ghost penis? That or I just failed the ink blot test.

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    Guso
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    Se me hace gorda…

  48. Ohhhh, look, Mother. Our little princess is growing up.

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    wow_me
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    Just Wow

  50. Selena Gomez Butt Bikini
    wow_me
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    oh my

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