“I dunno, he won’t stop hiding behind the chairs on the other side of the pool. – JUSTIN, get over here. I need my lotion. – Seriously, I don’t know what his problem is. *closes legs* No, wait, here he comes. Weirdo. Anyway, what were we talking about?”
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Nope, still declining that invitation…
Butt…butt…butt…wait, what were we talking about?
Nice bieber. Did you have that stuffed?
First time ever, I’ve dreamed of “scratch and sniff” technology on my Imac screen. Get on it, science!! Tell me Steve Jobs didn’t die for nothing!!
April 25, 2018.
Apple introduces the first mobile devices capable of providing “Smell” technology.
April 26
Neo uses it on this photo.
April 27
Neo cuts off own nose. Renames himself Lord Voldemort.
u wanna smell justin’s seed that badly?
My PC has scratch and sniff but it smells like tuna
Strange, my scratch and sniff technology only detects tears and shame. (The first and last time Bieber tried straight sex.)
and maple syrup
Some people don’t appreciate pictures like this. It only adds to the sexualization of young-looking actresses and fuels perverse thought. None of these people work for Disney.
She’s 20 years old…if you think she’s “young looking”, then obviously you’re looking at the world through the eyes of a pedophile.
Hate to burst your bubble. She is “young” looking.
Only a pedophile would accuse someone of being a pedophile.
I just love the fact that women like Selena and Kate Middleton seen to forget that unflattering photos of their crotch and/or tits will show up online if then choose to show them outdoors, even if it is on their property. You don’t see male celebs having their junk plastered in the tabloids. The reason; our junk is ugly and no one wants to see it.
There have been other shots of Selena that are in the territory the picture up-top is in, and I don’t think she’s ever made a fuss about it. She’s on a beach doing beach-y things and knows paparazzi are going to get shots no matter what she does. So she lives pretty normally and keeps her clothes/swimming garments on. I could be wrong, but I doubt you’ll hear much from her or anyone around her about this picture.
seriously? did you miss the entire John Hamm penis thing last week? if you’re going to comment, be informed!
Yup, Michael Fassbender’s penis has also been under the watchful eye of the media. A man named Cisco Adler got attention for his sub-belt-al region, specifically because of how odd his stuff looked. Oh, and who can forget Brett Favre.That story was exposed by the woman he sent the pictures too, but it still got a lot of media attention.
I meant “to” in that last sentence, not “too”.
Oh God, Cisco Adler. It seems like just yesterday his junk was horrifying Superficial readers.
I looked up Cisco Adler on google image…I saw his face and refused to look further. The man is fugly.
Damn, guess I wasn’t looking hard enough for obvious reasons (I like tits).
Why can’t I stop staring at that area?? I don’t even swing that way but I’m mesmerized
I know she’s 20 years-old, but still… looking at this pic just feels so wrong… and so right!!
i HEARD im not saying he did i HEARD people saying he cheated on her w/ a gurl from his hometown and she’s ugly
I’d love to give this little beaner her first O. She has to be pretty sexually frustrated with that little eunuch by now. I’d show her how a real man eats a taco.
Mmmm Tacos.
I would like to turn her taco into an enchilada.
As I ponder, I have concluded TheCynic is probably too late to give Selena her first O. First total penetration? Maybe. And I say that based on who her most current “flame”-er has been. If Justin banged her, Jesus would be soooooo fucking pissed!
“I’d love to give this little beaner her first O.”
I guess you decided not to spell out the word orgasm for the sake of any children that might be reading your post.
Her Nipples are definitely pierced.
Her Nipples are definitely pierced.
I don;t get the fascination with this woman. She looks like she’s 12.
Oh. Waitaminnit…….
Dude… she wets my tip.
I don’t know still looks like a little girl
Beiber’s got some nice legs.
what an awesome series of photos…might as well have read: “Latina teenage chipmunk seeks cock”
I’d like to unwrap that gift
Man, I’d love to pound that mound…
Female Al Bundy.
“Bieber Enter Here”
[Not pictured: Kate Middleton's breasts]
Assistant: “Ms Gomez, I need your approval on this script.”
Selena: “Read it to my butt first! Pbbbbblllttttt! Hee hee”
Cute body but her face/head is getting weirder looking as she get older.
Was scanning the comments to see if it was mentioned. But yeah, something about her head/face gives me an odd feeling. Similar to that feeling when you think you may have seen something disturbing in your periphery vision. Except in those cases you can look back and see, or realize it was nothing. With Selena, the feeling just lingers.
I think it’s the fact her body went from tween to teen to young woman while her face went from tween to teen to toddler.
“Soon, uterus, soon! You shall have your Bieber anchor baby! I swear it!”
Is it just me, or does she sometimes look a little Down Syndrome-ish?
No, not just you.
She always looks like she’s storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.
Whilst I don’t see what Justin Bieber sees in her, I can now at least see where he puts it
This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. I would dive head first into that mound. From that angle, I can’t tell that she looks like a 12 year old girl.
By the look of frustration on her face, I bet she has more in common with Katie Holmes that first assumed. Sexually rejected by a closet homo wierdo constantly banging on about a superior cosmic being. Cue split in 3…2…1…
well, hello there beautiful.
That’s just good journalism right there.
Oy, that face. Uhg.
Decent body, but the 12 year old face ruins it for me.
Funny, it seals the deal for me.
“What do you mean you’re looking at me on The Superficial right now?”
The face continues to grow wider, larger.
This is not a good trend.
Aside from the that the girl knows how to market her wares poolside.
MMM….. que buena paja me voy a hechar!!!!
I’m gonna jerk off soo good!!
I am absolutely loving this view. BEST ANGLE SHOT EVER!
This site is slow as balls
Burrito anyone?
I know this comes as a complete shock to anyone who knows me even a little, but I totally would.
Look as if the Bieber is not doing his job right.
How long till Beiber (or however it’s spelled) realizes every Chili’s in America has about three of these, and they bring salad on command?
Come over here and make yourself useful, munch my box while I’m on the phone.
No matter what she is wearing, her face will always look like a 14 yr old girl’s
Is she lookig for an anchor baby ?
Who amongst us wouldn’t lick her asshole?
I would love to do wonderfully vile and nasty things to her all day and all night.
This comment took 45 minutes to be written, it is really difficult to write without blood in the brain.
It will be 10 years or less before a shot like this will include stink lines.
Something about this photo makes me think she just farted and doesn’t know she is being photographed at that moment.