Selena Gomez In A Bikini Is A Lady

September 17th, 2012 // 104 Comments

“I dunno, he won’t stop hiding behind the chairs on the other side of the pool. – JUSTIN, get over here. I need my lotion. – Seriously, I don’t know what his problem is. *closes legs* No, wait, here he comes. Weirdo. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, Splash News


  1. Justin Bieber

    Nope, still declining that invitation…

  2. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Butt…butt…butt…wait, what were we talking about?

  3. Nice bieber. Did you have that stuffed?

  4. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    First time ever, I’ve dreamed of “scratch and sniff” technology on my Imac screen. Get on it, science!! Tell me Steve Jobs didn’t die for nothing!!

  5. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Arizona Ken
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    Some people don’t appreciate pictures like this. It only adds to the sexualization of young-looking actresses and fuels perverse thought. None of these people work for Disney.

  6. That Bastard Tony

    I just love the fact that women like Selena and Kate Middleton seen to forget that unflattering photos of their crotch and/or tits will show up online if then choose to show them outdoors, even if it is on their property. You don’t see male celebs having their junk plastered in the tabloids. The reason; our junk is ugly and no one wants to see it.

    • Trek Girl

      There have been other shots of Selena that are in the territory the picture up-top is in, and I don’t think she’s ever made a fuss about it. She’s on a beach doing beach-y things and knows paparazzi are going to get shots no matter what she does. So she lives pretty normally and keeps her clothes/swimming garments on. I could be wrong, but I doubt you’ll hear much from her or anyone around her about this picture.

    • Jack London's sober moment

      seriously? did you miss the entire John Hamm penis thing last week? if you’re going to comment, be informed!

      • Trek Girl

        Yup, Michael Fassbender’s penis has also been under the watchful eye of the media. A man named Cisco Adler got attention for his sub-belt-al region, specifically because of how odd his stuff looked. Oh, and who can forget Brett Favre.That story was exposed by the woman he sent the pictures too, but it still got a lot of media attention.

      • Trek Girl

        I meant “to” in that last sentence, not “too”.

      • Shasta

        Oh God, Cisco Adler. It seems like just yesterday his junk was horrifying Superficial readers.

      • Sliver

        I looked up Cisco Adler on google image…I saw his face and refused to look further. The man is fugly.

    • That Bastard Tony

      Damn, guess I wasn’t looking hard enough for obvious reasons (I like tits).

  7. Vette

    Why can’t I stop staring at that area?? I don’t even swing that way but I’m mesmerized

  8. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    I know she’s 20 years-old, but still… looking at this pic just feels so wrong… and so right!!

    • jdb

      i HEARD im not saying he did i HEARD people saying he cheated on her w/ a gurl from his hometown and she’s ugly

  9. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    I’d love to give this little beaner her first O. She has to be pretty sexually frustrated with that little eunuch by now. I’d show her how a real man eats a taco.

  10. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Her Nipples are definitely pierced.

  11. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Her Nipples are definitely pierced.

  12. joe

    I don;t get the fascination with this woman. She looks like she’s 12.

    Oh. Waitaminnit…….

  13. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Dude… she wets my tip.

  14. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    I don’t know still looks like a little girl

  15. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Joaquin ingles
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    Beiber’s got some nice legs.

  16. Jack London's sober moment

    what an awesome series of photos…might as well have read: “Latina teenage chipmunk seeks cock”

  17. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Carlos T. Jackal
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    I’d like to unwrap that gift

  18. What an idiot

    Man, I’d love to pound that mound…

  19. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Female Al Bundy.

  20. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Sho enuff
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    “Bieber Enter Here”

  21. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Anderson Pooper
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    [Not pictured: Kate Middleton's breasts]

  22. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Anderson Pooper
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    Assistant: “Ms Gomez, I need your approval on this script.”
    Selena: “Read it to my butt first! Pbbbbblllttttt! Hee hee”

  23. MR-M

    Cute body but her face/head is getting weirder looking as she get older.

    • rantatonne

      Was scanning the comments to see if it was mentioned. But yeah, something about her head/face gives me an odd feeling. Similar to that feeling when you think you may have seen something disturbing in your periphery vision. Except in those cases you can look back and see, or realize it was nothing. With Selena, the feeling just lingers.

    • cc

      I think it’s the fact her body went from tween to teen to young woman while her face went from tween to teen to toddler.

  24. Selena Gomez Bikini
    The Most Interesting
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    “Soon, uterus, soon! You shall have your Bieber anchor baby! I swear it!”

  25. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Is it just me, or does she sometimes look a little Down Syndrome-ish?

  26. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    She always looks like she’s storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.

  27. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Whilst I don’t see what Justin Bieber sees in her, I can now at least see where he puts it

  28. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. I would dive head first into that mound. From that angle, I can’t tell that she looks like a 12 year old girl.

  29. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    By the look of frustration on her face, I bet she has more in common with Katie Holmes that first assumed. Sexually rejected by a closet homo wierdo constantly banging on about a superior cosmic being. Cue split in 3…2…1…

  30. Selena Gomez Bikini
    Herman Bumfudle
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    well, hello there beautiful.

  31. That’s just good journalism right there.

  32. Joe Mahma

    Oy, that face. Uhg.

  33. tlmck

    Decent body, but the 12 year old face ruins it for me.

  34. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    “What do you mean you’re looking at me on The Superficial right now?”

  35. Cock Dr

    The face continues to grow wider, larger.
    This is not a good trend.
    Aside from the that the girl knows how to market her wares poolside.

  36. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    MMM….. que buena paja me voy a hechar!!!!

    I’m gonna jerk off soo good!!

  37. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    I am absolutely loving this view. BEST ANGLE SHOT EVER!

  38. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    This site is slow as balls

  39. it had to be said

    Burrito anyone?

  40. I know this comes as a complete shock to anyone who knows me even a little, but I totally would.

  41. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Look as if the Bieber is not doing his job right.

  42. How long till Beiber (or however it’s spelled) realizes every Chili’s in America has about three of these, and they bring salad on command?

  43. Selena Gomez Bikini
    The Royal Penis
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    Come over here and make yourself useful, munch my box while I’m on the phone.

  44. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    No matter what she is wearing, her face will always look like a 14 yr old girl’s

  45. See Alice

    Is she lookig for an anchor baby ?

  46. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    Who amongst us wouldn’t lick her asshole?

  47. El Jefe

    I would love to do wonderfully vile and nasty things to her all day and all night.

  48. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    This comment took 45 minutes to be written, it is really difficult to write without blood in the brain.

  49. Selena Gomez Bikini
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    It will be 10 years or less before a shot like this will include stink lines.

  50. Sliver

    Something about this photo makes me think she just farted and doesn’t know she is being photographed at that moment.

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