Alright, folks, I’m jetting out for the afternoon, so you’re in the capable hands of Photo Boy who has explicit instructions to post boobs and socialist propaganda to make it feel like I never even left. On that note, here are Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson‘s breasts at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Spring Breakers where I’ll assume Vanessa Hudgens wished booty shorts were acceptable red carpet attire because for a good twenty minutes I kept asking why James Franco‘s armpit needed curtains. Seemed gratuitous.
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Fuck, I love prom. I stole a bottle of mad dog for the blonde.
You can bet Nessa and Franco are totally wasted here.
IMO dresses on right > dresses on left
He is schnockered! Those chicks are trying to keep him from passing out and face planting. Bitches!
Is he ever not stoned off his ass? Ever??
Hey! That chick that they hid in the back is that chubby cheeked freaky woman-child from yesterday.
That was awful, wasn’t it? I wasn’t sure if she was impressed or hungry.
Tit envy
The blonde needs more eye makeup.
That’s what I’m thinking
Her Sharpie must’ve run out.
Skank HOs sexualized at an early age.
Ashley Benson carrying on the tradition in a previous photoset on this site: shoving her boobs in an eight-year-old’s face while smashing them together in a suggestive fashion…they start ‘em early in ol’ Follywood…
My job is to find, put to work and profit from young girls who were sexualized too young. I am:
a) A Pimp
b) A Disney Executive
c) All of the Above
that push up looks painful
slutty little minx
Her hair is dreadful.
But she knows how to work a modest bosom.
WOW HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT.
I SUSPECT THAT YOUR KEYBOARD MAY BE FAULTY SOMEHOW.
The focus of this pic is her backside, so WGAC about her hair?
Does DFG stand for don’t fuck girls?
You are looking at her hair?!?
I guess her fat arms are more noticeable… So, I see what you are talking about.
You know you are freakin’ old when you take a photo with a bunch of young chicks and you just end up looking you are their dad.
That’s an impressive line up of cleavage. They actually made Selena Gomez look like she has breasts.
It looks like this photo should be in a ziploc bag labelled “Exhibit A”.
….aaaaaand you just sold me a ticket.
Everyone loves the older cool teacher that likes to hang out with the kids.
someone needs to teach a 24yr old how to stand so her titties don’t look like a 50yr old (actually seen 50yr olds with better) or how to wear clothes that support them droopy things
Who’s the one at the back they’re desperately trying to hide?
“Okay, now you stand here….directly behind Vanessa.”
Okay, I’ll ask: Why is Spring Breakers playing at the Venice Film Festival?? What’s the matter, was it not ready in time for Cannes?
Nice view.
Que’ bella!
Questa ragazza e’ molta bella e caldo. Non dovrebbero essere coinvolti con Bieber!
Mi dispiace Signore Willis. E’ solo che la luce dalla testa calva mi sta accecando. – Translation: Sorry Mr. Willis. It’s just that the light from your bald head is blinding me.
They actually had a premiere for this movie? Seriously?
Vede le dimensioni del cazzo di qell’uomo?
Please tell me I am not the only pervert to notice Selena Gomez Aureola in this pic…….and if you think it is just tape or something, SHUT THE FUCK AND LET ME ENJOY THIS!!!!!!
She is so fucking cute. I could spread her on toast and eat her for breakfast every damn day.
She has the face of a three year old, yet a body of a 25 year old.
I came here to post the exact same thing.
I’ve about had it up to my eyebrows with James Franco. He’s like a booger you can’t flick off your finger. Someone please wipe him on a wall so we can do without him for a while. Like a decade.
Oops, almost forgot: The young lasses are lovely and delicious.
This young lady looks damn close to perfect. The only thing she lacks is ME!
Vanessa’s dress is, IMHO, the best looking of the bunch. I would compare all five of them except that asshole Franco didn’t get his back from the cleaners in time for the event.
she looks like a baby with boobs! how disturbing!
This is how pedophilia gets started
she looks terrible!
That Franco guy has the look of what I call “pussy fatigue”. He looks like he’s had too much and is hard to impress. Look at the apathetic and lethargic expression he wears. Classic. He’s like, “These debutantes; nothing shocks them anymore.” LOL.