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Bruce Jenner Is A Republican, Transgender Woman Who’s Not Gay

Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.

The Superficial | April 27, 2015 - 1:34 pm

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial | May 6, 2014 - 12:21 pm

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Won The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

In honor of Bill Clinton, we’re going to get in and out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as soon as I figure out where its vagina is so I can stash this cigar. (Also, Barack Obama didn’t make with the weekly handjobs so I’d denounce Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. That’s…

The Superficial | May 5, 2014 - 7:45 am

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly…

Photo Boy | April 29, 2013 - 12:08 pm

Katy Perry’s Breasts Won This Year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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At this year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, the biggest thing that happened was Katy Perry’s nomial amount of cleavage, as opposed to last year when Lindsay Lohan did coke in the bathroom all night. Maybe it was because Tom Brokaw blamed Lindsay for turning the whole thing into…

Photo Boy | April 29, 2013 - 11:00 am

Linsday Lohan Spent The Entire Time at The Correspondents’ Dinner Running In And Out
Of The Bathroom

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This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan’s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. Let’s start with her scuttling back and forth to the bathroom all night.

Photo Boy | May 1, 2012 - 9:33 am

Kate Upton And Some Other Folks Went to The Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is an annual gathering of celebrities, politicians and press for the expressed purpose of raising money for journalism scholarships and simultaneously honoring professionals in the field for excellence. So of course this year the whole event was overshadowed by Rick Santorum (maybe) taking…

Photo Boy | April 30, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan & Rosario Dawson Out-Boobed Everyone at The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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While Rosario Dawson may be sharing the stage with Greta Van Susteran’s would-be Trojan Horse (That thing was full of coke and booze, right?), her trip to the annual Correspondents’ Dinner was less eventful than Lindsay’s because suprise, she almost didn’t make it. TMZ reports:
Some things just…

Photo Boy | April 30, 2012 - 10:30 am

Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House

In case there was any doubt Barack Obama is running a morally corrupt administration that actually recognizes homosexuals as human beings, forces the secret service to solicit prostitutes and basically runs America into a pit of moral decay where sluts have control of their slut bodies, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan have been invited to…

The Superficial | April 27, 2012 - 9:07 am