Stiffler’s in Rehab

March 16th, 2011 // 24 Comments

Seann William Scott checked himself into a treatment center yesterday for vague, undisclosed reasons that I’m going to assume was a nervous breakdown after realizing he’s Seann William Scott. THR reports:

“Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues,” the rep says of the American Pie star.
“He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time,” adds the rep, who did not disclose the nature of his issues.

In Stiffler’s defense, it’s probably hard going through life only being remembered as Stiffler which is something Stiffler said he didn’t want to happen when he took the role of Stiffler. But at least Stiffler can take pride in knowing he banged Jessica Simpson when she was hot. Not many people can say that, or ever will again for that matter.

(Did that cure Stiffler? Because I was pretty sure that would work on Stiffler.)

Photos: Splash news

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Well, a guy can only hear “Where’s your Mom at?!?” so many fucking times.

  2. HORSE

    Poor, poor stiffy…

  3. Richard McBeef

    Stifler boned Jessica Simpson?

    Dude!

    Sweet!

  4. anon

    explains why his career has nosedived in the past couple years.

  5. Hugh Gentry

    who gives a fuck?!? show us some celeb boobies now!!!!!!!

  6. This is a carefully calculated move intended to remind people that he’s still alive.

  7. Rancid

    I lost a friend over him making me watch two “Pie” movies back to back. Keep in mind, my bar is very low in enjoying stupid, fun movies. These “Pie” movies were so fucking stupid they made “Porky’s” look like Citizen Cane.

    • Rosebud? Seriously, if you were actually as erudite as you’d like to portray yourself, you’d have typed the name of the movie instead of the BDSM spanking fetish site.

      • ludichrisspeed

        He was actually referring to the episode of Food Network’s Good Eats, where Alton Brown shows us how to make sugar our bitch.

  8. Rent “Role Models” which stars him and Paul Rudd and McLovin…
    Actually a hilarious freaking movie…

  9. kara

    that link is expired

  10. Jack

    He didn’t bang Jessica Simpson, or any other hot chicks for that matter. The fact that he’s gay is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.

  11. jaime

    he was checked in for severe dellusions. doctors decided to do so when he mentioned his “many fans”.

  12. This better not cost the world “Dude, Where’s My Car II: Seriously, Dude”.

  13. Seann William Scott Rehab
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Can they fix a crooked mouth in rehab?

  14. the captain

    well, YOU CAN USE HIM AS A VACUUM CLEANER, folks!!

  15. Burt

    I’d be drinking too if I heard some joker say, “Hey, I banged your mom” 100 times a day.

  16. anonNYC

    poor dude. i once saw him at my friend’s restaurant and asked him if he was this hotel manager I knew from Miami. great way to see a face drop

  17. AnonNZ

    Eureka!
    Why hasn’t Stiffler been offered Charlies old job on Two and a Half men?
    He’d be a damn site funnier than Ashton.Maybe rehab is just getting into character to replace Sheen haha!

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