So turns out the Department of Children and Family Services visited Britney Spears because Sean Preston fell from his high chair and smashed his head on the ground. Britney took him to a doctor six days later after noticing how groggy and tearful he had become, only to discover he had fractured his skull. The medical officials filed a complaint to the Los Angeles child welfare department and the couple were questioned by investigators who were escorted by police.
According to the official complaint seen by the Mirror Sean fell from his high-chair, banging his head hard on the floor, while eating at the family home on April 1. Sean’s nanny is believed to have been in the room. It is unclear where Britney and Kevin were.
Somebody needs to step in and just save the kid now, before we read in next month’s paper that Sean Preston was accidentally killed when Britney and Kevin used him as a substitute football.
jon | April 12, 2006 at 11:18 am
Why can’t she be my mum. That’d make me cool.
And sexy.
LittleWatson | April 12, 2006 at 11:20 am
People.com says that he had no serious injury. People is so Britney-friendly because she always gives them interviews and pictures. Whatever.
SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! | April 12, 2006 at 11:21 am
riiighhht, and HOW much are they paying the nanny to say she was responsible?
Libraesque | April 12, 2006 at 11:22 am
aaaakkkk, who waits 6 days after a baby falls…..ON IT’S HEAD Her mom need to giddy up and act like a Southern mother and get her ass out here and raise that kid herself
LookAtME | April 12, 2006 at 11:22 am
The kid probably saw that video of mom practicing her sweet moves and tried to commit suicide
Leyna | April 12, 2006 at 11:23 am
I don’t like Britney, but this doesn’t seem to actually be her fault. Everyone leaves their children with babysitters or nannys. That would be like blaming parents for an accident while their child was in the care of someone they trusted.
shrug
LittleWatson | April 12, 2006 at 11:25 am
And I’m really sure something broke on his highchair (Brit was juggling a Colt 45 and a bag of Cheetos at the same time as removing him from the chair) the same way there was a terrifying paparazzi scare (2 photographers in wheelchairs).
LaLindsey | April 12, 2006 at 11:26 am
I’m not defending Britney — but the facts. Accorsing to Access Hollywood last night Britney and K-fag were in the next room and the nanny tried to catch the baby as the high chair broke but missed…
I still say it’s Brit’s fault –
1) for having a fucking nanny taking care of the baby when she is in the NEXT FUCKING ROOM. What kind of shit is that?
2) For buying a high chair that broke. How the hell does a high chair break??? If she stopepd buying design shit, and actually bought kid friendly safe shit this wouldn’t happen
I dunno, I have 2 kids, and have been around babies my whole life and never had one break a high chair or fall out of one, at 7 months. That’s insane.
Something terrible is going to happen to that baby. If this had been anyone else but Britney Spears the kid would have been taken out of the home after the first incident!
ESQ | April 12, 2006 at 11:27 am
Finally some action is being done. These two fuck-ups can’t get it together in three days let alone raise a child….
Where was her mother in all of this? Apparently she has a lot to say about everything her daughter does.
LaLindsey | April 12, 2006 at 11:28 am
“Everyone leaves their children with babysitters or nannys. ”
Bullshit. I never have nor will have a nanny and never was raised/taken care of by one.
I never wouldn’t leave my children, at any age, with someone unrelated either. So the only people who ever get to stay with my kids are grandparents.
Real parents take care of their own kids. They don’t pay other people to do so.
owen68 | April 12, 2006 at 11:30 am
It is probably best that the Federlines don’t take an active role in the parenting of their child. God, its going to get worse in about a year when K-Fed is a washed up rapper, and Britney is 300 pounds…they are going to have way too much time to sit around and screw up their kid.
I mean this is a woman who recently stepped on a hypodermic needle while walking barefoot in a parking lot! God help Sean Preston.
http://www.thevelvethottub.com
zeolitea | April 12, 2006 at 11:31 am
the real sad part is that an innocent child has been hurt because of the stupidity of the douchebag parents. There is just no excuse for this.
tristar | April 12, 2006 at 11:32 am
holy shit, poor kid
rick mcginnis | April 12, 2006 at 11:32 am
Y’all really need a sound file of the banjo duel from Deliverance whenever you post one of these Britney items, dude.
senin | April 12, 2006 at 11:33 am
Like Father, like son. Now we know what happened to K-Fed.
LittleWatson | April 12, 2006 at 11:33 am
I’ve never encountered a high chair that has random breaking parts. It has the tray that slides out, and buckling straps.
This is just another example of Britney making up bullshit excuses to hide being a bad parent, and we should be insulted that she expects us to believe it.
Jacq | April 12, 2006 at 11:35 am
I personally find it comforting to know that when it comes to screwing up, that baby already doesn’t need Mom and Dad to succeed. Ummm, didn’t she go one haitus to be a full-time mother? Why does she need a full-time nanny? You know what my mother did as a stay-at-home? Parent. Not to say that she wasn’t crazy and we no longer speak, but at least she was there herself instead of Juanita.
Nimuë LaMer | April 12, 2006 at 11:36 am
Why the fuck did it take SIX DAYS to notice the kid wasn’t right?
Holy shit, these people suck as parents… Why didn’t the nanny notice?
DYFS (or whatever they’re called in CA) needs to remove this kid before he ends up buried under the front porch.
Chrystal03 | April 12, 2006 at 11:36 am
Poor baby, first he rides in a car without a child seat, then he falls on head…whats next? Sean is a Scientologist??
Triumph Insult Dog | April 12, 2006 at 11:37 am
Remember back in the 80s when Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane used to call his deputy, Enos, a “dipstick”?
Well, the stay with Country Hick tradition, I officially call the Spears family a bunch of Dipsticks!
I’d hit them with my sheriff’s hat, but they’re too far away…
sometimesboy | April 12, 2006 at 11:37 am
who fell on his popozao…
spatz | April 12, 2006 at 11:38 am
who waits 6 days to get the baby medical attention if he fell out of a chair on HIS HEAD! i know that a babys skull isnt even fully formed when he is as little as sean preston is, so if anything happens to the head, you take the kid to the doctor! what, she doesnt afford it? maybe if this happened to a 4 year old it wouldnt be a big deal but sean is a baby…
if t his happened to anyone else they would have taken the kid away by now
Lala | April 12, 2006 at 11:38 am
#8 LaLindsey, good points, but I thinkt he overriding issue is that regardless of the nanny or the broken chair, the parents were immediately aware of what happened. They can’t claim ignorance as to the fact that their baby was hurt. Like someone else pointed out here, it just makes it that much more glaring that they waited 6 days. I’m not a mom, nor do I work in healthcare, and even I know that the baby’s fontanel hasn’t closed yet. Poor kid.
LaLindsey | April 12, 2006 at 11:41 am
According to Access Hollywood (who knows where they get their facts) — they said that Brit & K-fag rushed the child to the peditriction…. but that could be just as much a lie as the high chair broke…
Italian Stallion | April 12, 2006 at 11:41 am
When he gets older someone is gonna ask him, Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?
The sad part is that he’s going to have to answer yes!!!!
In all seriousness I feel really bad for that kid right now……..
He didn’t even get the choice to eat paint chips…….
WalterMittysDream | April 12, 2006 at 11:44 am
Thomas Dolby is behind all of this. Brilliant!
jennyjenjen | April 12, 2006 at 11:44 am
#3 is soooo right! Check that nanny’s bank account!
star_strat45 | April 12, 2006 at 11:46 am
WTF…poor kid!!!
NewGuy | April 12, 2006 at 11:47 am
That baby is such a pussy.
shell | April 12, 2006 at 11:51 am
You really should be required to pass a competency test before you are allowed to raise children.
tits_on_snack | April 12, 2006 at 11:52 am
The nanny will be blamed, and then fired.
The celebrities will go back to living their lives.
EvilFiend | April 12, 2006 at 11:54 am
I don’t mind making jokes or laughing at the stories on the website, which I believe are taken way out of context, but something as serious as this should be taken seriously… this website should post all the facts and info… I’ve read this story on other crediable websites and I have read that the baby was taken to the hostipal right away and it was the dumb nanny that dropped the kid after the faulty highchair that he was in broke… britney and k-fed where not even at the home at the time… we all think that these two as parents just suck… but you have to at least give them credit… they are both humans who love their child and wouldn’t wait close to a week to take their child to the hospital.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
Baby Au Gratin, baby in a blanket, deep fried baby, baby stir fry, cream of baby, baby cacciatore, braised baby in a white wine baby sauce, and…
broken baby brains in a 6-day marinade!
PapaHotNuts | April 12, 2006 at 11:56 am
This is no big deal. I broke my arm in November of 1987 and my mom just asked me how it was feeling last week.
Reli | April 12, 2006 at 12:00 pm
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/10/britney_spears_is_overprotecti_1.html
The nanny was watching him while Britney WASN’T THERE, eh? Whatever happened to her not letting anyone else near him? I think it’s clear who was actually there…
pocket_aces | April 12, 2006 at 12:03 pm
LaLindsay, you must be a real good time. While you’re so busy being such a “good parent,” I’m sure you’re one of those obnoxious people who drags their kids to formal restaurants, weddings, and everywhere else they don’t belong.
krisdylee | April 12, 2006 at 12:04 pm
“Y’all c’mon over here for a minute… what do y’all figure why lil Sean’s eyes are pointing left and right at the same time?? I declare, maybe he’s that special thing, whatchamacallit? Ambidextrous. Golly, our boy, he’s pure genius… I just don’t understand why blood keeps comin’ outta his ear.”
flamarkel | April 12, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Next thing you know, he’ll cut a finger on a banjo string, shoot off a kneecap with the shotgun or get into the moonshine and do permanent brain damage. I see great potential for a Fox reality show here.
Chrystal03 | April 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm
#33 & #34… LMAO!!!!
PapaHotNuts | April 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Think about every episode of “Cops” you have ever seen:
The husband in a wife-beater
Sloppy, hick, barefoot wife with a Kool Menthol hanging out her mouth
Confused, crying, baby with slight injury
Mom’s eyes swollen from crying/beating
Dad pretending to be a gangsta
Living room covered in bags of Cheetos
Empty Natural Light cans on the porch
Hyperdermic needle “accidently” stepped on
Broken furniture (high chair maybe?)
The only thing seperating this family from a Friday night “Cops” episode is the mansion. Hopefully that will be gone soon, to the parents that are awarded Sean Preston after Britt and K-Useless are imprisoned.
Please, if there is a God in heaven, let them go to jail for something.
enfilade | April 12, 2006 at 12:07 pm
This is why there should be a mandatory iq test for everyone, before they are allowed to have a kid. BREED SUPER INTELLIGENT BABIES.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
itreallymatters | April 12, 2006 at 12:08 pm
OH THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER! Justin Timberlake must be thanking his lucky stars!
Ok, for a second I sort of understood how scared she must’ve been of media coverage with taking him to the hospital after HE FELL OUT OF A CHAIR ON HIS HEAD! But I think child welfare coming to your home outshined it!
He cracked his skull, really? That meant he probably was unconscious afterwards, right? Why haven’t we seen him with the soft helmet thing?
diedl | April 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm
I bet the fine people at Capla Kesting Fine Art are REALLY regretting making Britney their poster child for pro-life now with that infamous statue . . .
prideofchucky | April 12, 2006 at 12:09 pm
I hate to play the cynic but looking at brit n’ k-fool -I betting Seans been dropped more than once….
DuckBoy | April 12, 2006 at 12:10 pm
This is a lie, not what actually happened. This info came from Star Magazine….a very credidble source lol.
here is what actually happened:
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1182561,00.html
please note that 1- the nanny dropped him
2- A DOCTOR VISITED THE HOUSE THAT DAY and then 6 days later Britney took him to see another doc as a follow up
ofcourse child services came to the house. It’s Britney so it HAD to be a big deal. Even though they claim it’s routine for child injuries.
DuckBoy | April 12, 2006 at 12:11 pm
also note the true account says he’s fine
NO FRACTURED SKULL
RTH | April 12, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Very good point… I thought she wouldn’t let anyone near the kid? Period. Then she gets a nanny?
Also, considering how well off they are, wouldn’t the nanny they have be one of the best in the world..? Don’t tell me they’d skimp out on something like this… And this happens..?
That nanny does have a slight increase in her bank account, indeed…
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 12, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Real story – K-Fag, dumbfuck that he is, took Snoop’s advice literally and “dropped it like it’s hot.” In all actuality, this is probably their white trash way of covering up lil’ Sean Preston’s Down Syndrome. He wasn’t born ‘tarded, he was dropped on his head, ya all.
lolpop | April 12, 2006 at 12:18 pm
They do not DESERVE that child. Irresponsible and just plain stupid.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 12, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Here’s a lie: DuckBoy is not Kevin Federline.