Sean Penn files for divorce. For real this time.
Sean Penn has filed for divorce from Robin Wright-Penn, and this time he means it. TMZ reports:
According to papers filed last week in Marin County Superior Court, Penn cites “irreconcilable differences.” The couple was married 13 years and has two minor children.
Penn wants each party to pay for their own lawyers. And, he checked the box saying he wants the judge to terminate the court’s power to award spousal support.
The couple announced they were divorcing in December 2007 — but recanted four months later after changing their minds.
Of course, if I had sex with Natalie Portman, I’d probably get a divorce, too. But then again, why bother having sex again after that? Everything else will just pale in comparison, so you might as well stay married and never have sex again. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.