Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn call off divorce

April 10th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Love is truly in the air. Beyonce and Jay-Z tied the knot, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged and now Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are deciding to tough it out and continue growing further unattractive together. The two did not attend their scheduled divorce hearing yesterday and the divorce has been dismissed. The AP reports:

The dismissal came a day after they attended an Eddie Vedder concert at the University of California at Berkeley, where the actor reportedly went on stage to dedicate a song to Wright Penn.

The couple filed for divorce in December and since that time Sean was linked with Sienna Miller and Petra Nemcova. But it looks like requesting a song at a concert never fails to win your true love back and make her forget you banged some chicks half her age while you were “on a break.” Huh. Okay, let’s say you didn’t so much as cheat as your girl as much as you had sex with her sister who had your love child which you hid in the attic: Should I request two songs or am I in mix-tape territory? I want to do this just right. The kid sort of crawled out of the AC vent the other night during dinner. Wow, awkward.

Photos: Splash News

  1. LenS

    He got his first legal bill for the divorce, said “WTF”, and then beat her until she agreed to drop the case. This way he can still bang the skanks of Hollywood and save his cash. Pity the gators didn’t eat him when his boat sank during his Katrina PR stunt.

  2. Another Model Bites the Dust

    Glad he knows that the purpose of models like Petra Nemcova is just for short-term fucking: dump them after you mount them.

  3. david

    I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site intimatemingle.c om last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!

  4. BoboTed

    Sean Penn is a great actor and director. He uses his celebrity to do good in this world and advocate for important causes and issues.

  5. dawna

    some good news for a change

  6. lambman

    That’s a bad pic of her, she is still smoking hot! She was just in “Breaking and Entering” last fall and looked hot as ever in it

  7. pinkies

    why does she look like a chimp?

  8. justtheobvious

    damn she has some legs!

  9. S

    Madonna will be bummed…I think she already had plans on escaping from Guy to run to her “true love”! Sean get your shit together, Robin’s too good for your flat face!

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  11. They both look hot there.

  12. malicious

    always was a fan of his, but that Petra? She looks like an unco dawk, such a step down from Robin – she is class. Don’t fuck it up this time Sean!

  13. Sprmcandy

    She is too good for him.

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