Sean Connery beats up women

May 2nd, 2006 // 64 Comments

sconnery-beat-wife.jpgSean Connery’s ex-wife has written an autobiography, and in it makes claims that Connery used to beat her.

According to an interview in the London Times, Cilento writes that in 1965, after she danced with a wedding party at a hotel in Spain where the couple was staying, she returned to her room and felt a blow to the face and Connery knocked her to the floor.


  1. watcher

    #9 i did not laugh at all.

  2. Evil Willow

    #51, you’re fired.

  3. radio4play

    @45 ha ha…bad post bad post….ha ha

    tcltc

  4. WTF

    #43 the only thing funny about BigJim is his manhood

    …and Connery can beat whomemever the hell he wants..its Connery!

  5. WTF

    *whomever (duh)

  6. Jacq

    I just like to be choked when I climax. Is that soooo wrong?!
    For the record, he didn’t punch me – I ran into his fist.

  7. Ah, that’s disappointing… the old James Bond movies had a lot of sexist dialogue – I guess Connery is a man from a different era…

  8. HollyJ

    LOL @ 9 Sweetcheeks.

    > @ 24 Lou ..NASTY! Have you ever seen old man genitals? …NASTY!!!.. You should work in a HOSPTIAL for a few weeks. After 50, people should have their fucking genitals permanently hidden from society.

    The old women get long saggy vulva that hang down like hound ears around an unwashed spelunking-cave Ghole (that they don’t clean, btw, because their sense of smell is shit and they don’t know they smell like an infected Vegas sex shop).

    The old geezers TOTALLY absorb their penises until they have a tiny (almost imperceivable) mushroom-head amongst a very few sparse gray 7″ wiry hairs. Below their now-non-existant penis is a scrotum stretched (by 80 years of gravity), hanging, wrinkled, halfway to their knees, containing two barely-alive peanut testicles gasping for their last breath of air.

    THAT’S SEAN CONNERY.

  9. God Almighty, #58, that description hardly seems necessary.

  10. antiguy

    I’m with #59 on that one. I just pretty much threw up all over the place.

  11. Mo

    #58…you sure you weren’t Paris Hilton’s gyne? I’m not sure it’s age as much as mileage.

  12. Captain Awesome

    She most likely deserved it.

  13. gogoboots

    Yuck, I hate him now for sure…hitting women is SO wrong!

  14. Yeah, he’s James Bond though. You are allowed to beat women up when you are James Bond.

Leave A Comment