Sean Combs (I’ve forgotten what I’m supposed to call him so I’m going with his real name) was five and half hours late to his own party in St. Tropez because he had been up the night before partying past dawn to promote his new fragrance Unforgivable. The party started at 2:30pm but Sean didn’t show up until 8pm, and a bunch of weird moments occurred during the the festivities including:
Ivana Trump and daughter Ivanka were flanked by burly bodyguards all night, with a spooked Ivana telling Page Six she’s been receiving chilling death and kidnapping threats from the Russian Mafia. “I’m terrified for my life,” she said.
Ivanka was looking so terrific that jealous tongues were wagging that The Donald’s 24-year-old daughter may have had a little surgical help. Sources say she “went to Mexico for a business trip” and came back with curves in all the right places. Ivanka’s representative, Catherine Saxton, was unavailable for comment.
Another odd scene erupted as the paparazzi followed Victoria Silvstedt to Diddy’s big finale at the Club VIP. The Playboy pin-up from Sweden erupted when she noticed that some snappers were admiring X-rated photos of her on their hand-held computers. Defiantly, she marched up to the leering lensmen, yanked her shirt to flash her boobs and then stormed off.
A few feet away, Russian billion-heiress Anna Anisimova sashayed by with an army of security toughs protecting the $5 million worth of diamonds adorning her bod.
I’ve never been to a Sean Combs party but they sound like a damn good time. People afraid of being kidnapped, Playboy models flashing for the paparazzi, and sordid rumors of billionaire plastic surgeries. Throw in a few midgets in cowboy costumes and you’ve got yourself a diddy of a good time. See what I did there? Diddy? Clever!
tits_on_snack | August 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Seriously what’s with St. Tropez, and why is everyone there lately.
Kg | August 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Haha… diddy…
Glossed Over | August 2, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Midgets in cowboy costumes? Would they bring the sexy like the Russian mafia does? I think not!
http://glossedover.com
Doxes | August 2, 2006 at 12:47 pm
“Defiantly, she marched up to the leering lensmen, yanked her shirt to flash her boobs and then stormed off.”
Oh, yeah! That’ll teach those pervs. You *go*, Victoria!
And models wonder why they’re never confused with rocket scientists.
missykissy | August 2, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I could have used a little more cowbell.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 2, 2006 at 12:48 pm
3rd!!!!! or 4th!!!! or maybe 5th????
Jester | August 2, 2006 at 12:48 pm
where are the pictures of a curvy don princess and of those boobies! this place is going downhill faster than Mel Gibson’s career! oy!
CoJo | August 2, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Okay, first, I thought it was common knowledge that rich people all have plastic sugery – because it’s not enough that they are rich, but they have to be beautiful too. Second, why were there paparazzi at the party and third, where are the effin’ photos, then?
biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Was this another one of his Hamptons’ Style All-White, Gatsby-wannabe-but-never-will-be-because-he’s-a-hood type of parties?
If so, I’m sure someone is lying dead at the hands of diddy somewhere.
Linnea | August 2, 2006 at 12:49 pm
“Defiantly, she marched up to the leering lensmen, yanked her shirt to flash her boobs and then stormed off.”
Something tells me this would have been more effective if she just picked up a club and beat them into bloody pulps of death while screaming, “I AM RAGE.”
And funnier too!
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 2, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Damn 6th!!!! and gay as a 2 dollar bill. Don’t you just love the sound of French Horns????
Hopeless
clarknova | August 2, 2006 at 12:50 pm
isn’t St Tropez a Pink Floyd’s song? That reminds me, I have to smoke my first joint of the day…
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Hmmm….compare to the other big St. Tropez party this week, this invite list seems a little more, um, un-white-trashish? Except for the whore who flashed her tits–she must have gotten the party locales confused. Tit flashing was over at Pam and Kid’s thing.
5–more cowbell. hilarious.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 2, 2006 at 12:54 pm
#10 Biatcho, I think there is someone at the other thread stealing your identity, and the next time you attempt blowing yourself think of me will ya, you perverted suck pump!!!!!
clarknova | August 2, 2006 at 12:54 pm
I think this is actually yet another CIA conspiration. Imagine, sending Kid Rock, Pam, and P diddy to a country, that’s the perfect vengeance against France.
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Is this the newly proportioned Ivanka Trump the superficial guy was eluding to?
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1120&fullsize=1
Ivana Mandalay | August 2, 2006 at 1:01 pm
“curves in all the right places”. Meaning the bitch got some bolt-ons. Nothing screams sexy like balloons tied to a stick.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 2, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Sounds just like my parties.
huhwah | August 2, 2006 at 1:02 pm
George Bush probably hates Sean Combs.
RichPort | August 2, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I wonder why Lohan didn’t show up in her 287th bikini?
TrannyGranny | August 2, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Oh, Superfish guy DIDN’T go there, diddy?
Ha, I’m punny
TrannyGranny | August 2, 2006 at 1:07 pm
16 Suicidal (love that band)
Just checked that pic you linked, and when I was fucking her last night, she said her name was Annie. I couldn’t remember that either, so I just called her “slut” and pulled her hair.
Lush | August 2, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Uhhh could the word “erupted” be in there one more time?
Justin Igger | August 2, 2006 at 1:13 pm
a black man showing up to something late now thats news i do that shit all the time and i dont get no shit wrote bout me thats part of our style yo we late for everything shit i bet if it was a crack party he wood have ben there on time i no i wood have cuz i love me some crack and i no puffy do to
MultipleSpaceys | August 2, 2006 at 1:14 pm
#8 no offense but since when is Ivanka beautiful? She has a permanant double chin.
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Typical Diddy party…freaks and famous chicks showing there tits!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Are we sure this was a real party and not an episode of Deparate Housewives they’re thinking of? You know that episode where Teri Hatcher shows her tits to Eva Longoria, and then that redheaded bitch puts the champagne bottle in her ass? Oh, those nutty gals of Wisteria Lane…
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 1:23 pm
22 Somebody was pulling MY hair last night!!!!!!!!!
Justin Igger | August 2, 2006 at 1:26 pm
yo i forgot to tell you how dope the party was and the watermelon was off the chain but the chicken was grilled not fried but tupac did his new rap for everyone so that made up for the chicken thing
CoJo | August 2, 2006 at 1:26 pm
@25 – She’ll only have that double chin until her next “business trip” to Mexico. Besides, she may not be stunning, but she’s not ugly – I mean it’s not like she walks around in public with puss bags hanging off her face or anything…it could be worse, she could look more like her dad…ehhhg.
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 1:27 pm
20–I think Hohan and Diddy are still mad at each other. But you’re right, if they weren’t then Hohan would have shown up in one of her skankinis and really added that extra je n’est c’est quoi to the affair that only an underaged drug addict whore in a swimsuit can add.
Doxes | August 2, 2006 at 1:35 pm
#31 Skankini. I like it.
Arch | August 2, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Well, at least his situation looks moisturized.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Justin, you know if Mama Jan Igger heard you using that bad grammar she’d slap the taste out your mouth and tell you to get inside. And I saw your cousin June at the synagogue yesterday… she told me to say “Wasssaaaaaap” – like that guy from the beer commercial/ Martin Lawrence.
DancingQueen | August 2, 2006 at 1:37 pm
For the love of GOD can’t this dumbshit close his mouth??? Freaking mouthbreathing racist bastard. Also, don’t they know he was on CPT? I mean DAYUM.
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 1:39 pm
35–mouthbreathing bastard. I’m fucking dying at my desk at that one.
MR_DG | August 2, 2006 at 1:42 pm
DAMN!! NOW THATS A PARTY! I would love to go! And hell, I would even bring the (little) people in cowboy outfits!!!
RichPort | August 2, 2006 at 1:43 pm
#31
They should have invited Lohan anyway. Then they could have assigned a seat in the front and made her move by giving her the ‘gangsta’ stare. Besides, I’m sure there were a whole lot of people promised bjs that didn’t get them…
Italian Stallion | August 2, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I was at that party and believe me, no one cared that he was late. Little John showed up on time and brought some crunk juice and we all got wasted. Everybody was getting pretty drunk and the party was getting a little boring. Then, out of no where, MeganHarris showed up with some Parkay and we were all up and alive again. Damn, that ugly bitch sure does get some good butter. Of course we made her leave right when all her butter was gone, but we partied late into the early morning. I never had a better time, I even Brooked Burke, good times I tell you………….
januaryanne | August 2, 2006 at 2:30 pm
FORTIETH!!!!
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm
It’s my belief that “doo ya diddy diddy dum diddy do” is gay. Much like that guy on the Geico commercial talking about:
mashed potatoes…
gravy…
and cranberry sauce
Wooooowhoooowooo!!!
nc72 | August 2, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Don’t forget about the prostitutes…
http://www.exposay.com/sean-combs/1/c/2354/
Triumph Insult Dog | August 2, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Man, some people have TOO MUCH MONEY!.
While these FAT CATS are sitting in their parties surrounded by security (or Imperial Guards), there are poor people outside digging in dumpsters filled with half-eaten Tofu sandwiches and leftover Cristal…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
DrunkBlogger | August 2, 2006 at 3:44 pm
That crazy Diddy with all that money. He is so talented! Hey-yo! Get it? Uhh…does anybody wanna buy a hot dog?
Nikki | August 2, 2006 at 3:58 pm
If you’re a fucking hojillionaire, why the fuck would you go to fucking Mexico for a $20 boob job? Fuck, her boobs are probably filled with refried beans.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 2, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Designing your own clothes and having your own perfume is so street. I fully believe the rumors about Puffy being bi. I love how these hardcore rap moguls get into fashion and fragrance the minute they make a million bucks. Show me a guy who wants to design his own clothing line and you’ll be showing me someone who likes his “girlfriend” to cram his poopshoot full of strap-on madness. All these phony hoods make me sick. They rap about the street and guns and bitches, then go home to their mansions and stay up all night designing waistcoats and blending citrus and spices to concoct a killer scent. Ganstas my ass, somehow I can’t picture Al Capone fretting over whether or not his pimp coat should be lined in ermine or cashmere.
Nikki | August 2, 2006 at 4:08 pm
and guacamole.
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
What did you expect, he’s Justin other knuckle draggin Igger.
Justin Igger | August 2, 2006 at 4:48 pm
@48 u fucking racist i resemble that remark and my middle name is ‘african’ not ‘other knuckle draggin’
AmberDextrose | August 3, 2006 at 4:58 am
#46 lmfao
#47 and sour cream?
#49 I loves you, you da bomb. You can slap my honky ass any time baby.