Scout Willis Is Topless So You’ll #FreeTheNipple

May 28th, 2014 // 75 Comments
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Wednesdays are when I head down to my local comic shop (Ladies?) before enjoying a delicious burrito, so naturally that was the day Scout Willis decided to get pissed about Instagram‘s censorship policies and waltzed around New York City with her topless breasts hanging out to teach them a thing or two about how she has nipples. Or something. It’s all very thought out. TMZ reports:

Using the popular hashtag #FreeTheNipple, Willis posted photos and a series of tweets on Tuesday to voice her outrage over Instagram’s rules about female nudity. She captioned the photos “Legal in NYC but not on @instagram.”
Scout also posted a photo of a barely covered (and rather buxom) woman from Dan Bilzerian’s infamous Instagram and said … “@instagram pictures of breast cancer survivors have been flagged+deleted but this is super #sick and #hot amiright???”

While it’s true, I’ve often recoiled in fear from the Willis sisters and have on occasion thrown salt at my monitor after seeing them, I have to admit this protest has everything I like: Topless nudity, and pointing out Dan Bilzerian is a shithead. It also worked because not even 15 minutes ago, Instagram reinstated Scout’s account which now makes this an awkward position she’s put herself in.

“So how’d you get them to do what you want?”
“I got naked until they screamed bloody murder and caved.”
“I see.”

Photos: Twitter

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  1. The most unfortunate part of her whole campaign is that she walked right past a fabric store and didn’t have the common courtesy to buy a couple yards of burlap to wrap around her face.

  2. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor kid in the background is about to receive a warped first experience with sexuality.

    • qwerty

      You mean naked boobs? Pretty sure s/he’s seen that already. She’s not touching herself or sucking cock she’s standing there buying flowers. This has nothing to do with sexuality.

      • Wow, I can’t believe there are people who would post that.
        I’ve news for you, sunshine; you’re not the arbitrar of what is sexy.
        In fact, this whole idea of “women can wear what they want and men must be educated and taught” is fairly fucked-in-the-head.

      • You know, you were doing okay, right up to that last sentence. Then everything just came tumbling down.

      • Equinox, I assume you’re grading on a curve considering it’s welldoneson. He’s doing OK for a German Shepard recovering from a head injury, but for a person who wants to be taken seriously? Far less OK.

      • No one’s an “arbitrar” of what is sexy. Because that’s not a fucking word, you mong. It’s “arbiter.”

      • qwerty

        Thanks honey but if you read my post correctly you’d have seen that I wasn’t saying it’s not sexy. Sexy =/= sexual.

      • @welldoneson- Yeah how dare people be taught that other people aren’t objects for you to desire, hate or consume. Moron.

  3. joe

    Damned shame about that face.

  4. .......

    Thats legal in NY? I had no idea you could walk around topless.

  5. She wanted attention and fame so she did this and it worked I guess. They aren’t bad tits to be honest, but yeah, shame about that face.

  6. I’m sure it has everything to do with oppression and censorship and nothing to do with PR and mediawhoring.

    It’s legal to go topless here too (Ontario, Canada), but women pretty much don’t, because no matter how much you rant about patriarchy and rights, tits are still sexualised in our culture and if you do, you’re doing to get stares and photos and hollers and no amount of bitching is going to make that go away.

    And I’m a feminist.

  7. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    DanceonBoobs
    Commented on this photo:

    Wowsers!

  8. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Muchoman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Computer enhance” – I knew it, that’s Joe’s Fabrics. I hear they’re having a sale this weekend…and by the way tell your brother to put his shirt on.

    https://www.google.com/maps/@40.718601,-73.989982,3a,75y,42.6h,78.38t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sl1OCa645q5XanxV43IxbFQ!2e0!6m1!1e1

  9. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… her nipples match her face (I’m saying they are GROSS!!)

    • Boobs > face

      Really? Her nipples are gross? Are you 12 or used to farm animals or something?

      • Yes. That explains it. He’s 12 and used to farm animals.
        Pardon, what? Maybe he just thinks her nipples are gross?

      • I’m saying her nipples are gross because they’re large, brown, flat pancake/silver dollar types of nips. And to me, those are very unattractive. Her nipples are like Rumor Willis’ face – everything is where it should be, there’s just too much of it there.

      • I have to disagree. I like her nipples. In fact, I like her tits. You, on the other hand, wouldn’t know a nipple from a good grade of butter.

      • anonym

        They’re called areolas, and women are supposed to have bigger ones than men.

        small nipples are unattractive on women, and look just like mine.

    • How can you even tell? Even in View Full Size mode and zoomed in, all I get is a blurry dark circle.

      And thank you for making me zoom in on Scout Willis’ nipples just to validate this. Jerk.

    • anonym

      I wonder how many people walked by and said ‘nice tits’

      • none, no one here gives a shit. There is a guy completely nude who plays guitar on the street daily, a lady duplicated his gig. Do you know what a train ride is like here? Jesus H. Christ…everyone projects a mad face in the hopes it will protect them from the countless loons about them, you get sermon deliveries, folks screaming in tongues, another urinating, kids doing flips within an inch of your face, grandmas packing heat, and at minimum 2-3 serial killers scanning the train for victims. A pair of tits is about as “shocking” as a hot dog cart. But, it is interesting, she really knows how to take on the pressing issues of today, such an intellectual power house. She only did this to get positive feedback for a good tit job because she is incessantly attacked for her ugly face

  10. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The girls in that family freed the chins, only a matter of time before they freed other body parts.

  11. Name (Invisible)

    I find this surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

  12. It’s just tits. Calm down everybody.

    • I’m gonna freely admit that if I saw this while walking down the street, I would express my opinion loudly. Well, at least until I couldn’t suppress my laughter any longer.

  13. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    MZ MIZRY
    Commented on this photo:

    oh please.
    she tots forgot to drag her tongue across the ground as she walked.

  14. Marketing Mike

    Be nice guys. Heidi Klum would upgrade to this set in a second,
    if she had the chance. Scout’s tits are acceptable, I wouldn’t let
    them go homeless, but I’d still double bag the chin…
    By the way, Scout has way less chin than her sister.

  15. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Scout! Can you help me earn my Motorboating merit badge?

  16. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    BSName
    Commented on this photo:

    Desperate need for fame

    • yep.

      protesting instagram’s no titty policy?

      because there aren’t 5 billion other internet services where you can show off your tits. again, I thank the dude that sparked the idea that 21st centure feminism is showing the internet your tits.

  17. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    I support any woman’s rights to show her tits, as long as they’re nice tits. And these are nice.

    When is she gonna protest instagram’s policy against showing full on vag?

  18. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    You know who really should’ve protested this? Kelly Brook.

    • Marketing Mike

      I’m crossing my fingers that tomorrow morning, I’ll find both Kelly and
      Emily’s tit’s protesting too. Now THAT would be a post I’d read…

  19. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the first time that my first thought wasn’t, “oh God, holy shit she’s fugly.” It was my second thought.

  20. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    OhMyGoodness
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy! I want a pair of those!

  21. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Poison Ivy League
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I seriously the only one that noticed the “Squeeze” sign in the background?

  22. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Nippee ki-yay! Mr. Falcon!

  23. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing how exposed tits will enhance a woman’s appeal….

  24. Cock Dr

    As silly as it all is I feel grateful that I live in a country where these kind of things are possible.

    • It’s true. For as much as we piss and moan, we’ve have really got it very, very good in North America. So good that we have to basically make shit up to piss and moan about.

  25. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I need to start #freetheeyeball for those of us who want the freedom to stare at boobs without being judged.

  26. It’s funny how going topless turns a 7 into a 9.

  27. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Don Draper's Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s all be honest here. We’re all glad that both of these broads got Demi’s body even if they did get too much of Bruce’s face.

  28. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t say no if she asks me for some sexy time

  29. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Ali
    Commented on this photo:

    But why are her boobs so saggy? I mean, she’s young, they should be perky. I’m older than her and boobs are perkier than hers. WTF?

  30. Dave

    Perfect example of garbage breeding garbage!! Great cause Scout! Can’t stand your parents are famous and your not? Pretty obvious!

  31. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Who said an 8th grade education is all you need!! By the way, I wonder what she does for a living? Here’s you answer: Nothing

  32. Juano

    So she had a temper tantrum because Instagram won’t let her show her tits on a post. Boo, fucking, hoo.
    And beyond dropping out of Demi’s womb, what else has she done with her life?

  33. Kimmykimkim

    Whatever distracts from that face. Seriously, though, bitch is dumb. Go to tumblr, fucktard! And walking around topless, especially by yourself, is not feminist. It’s quite the opposite. I mean it’s not like it was an organized million titty march. It’s some rich, over privileged idiot using whatever means necessary to get male attention.

  34. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Stephanie
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are all idiots. Yes her boobs are not as perky as others, she doesn’t have fake, bolt on, tits. Have you ever seen two women with completely different boobs? Yeah, me too. And Norteco664, she will never ask you for sexy time.

  35. buzz

    I might be missing something here. How often did she show tits in the past? I’ve never even heard of her being naked in anything. Yet here she is pissed off that she can’t show her boobs on Instagram.

  36. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Love her tits! But those legs are a bit on the rugged side.

  37. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Nick
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, last time I heard about this chick, she was like 12…
    God I’m old…

  38. Scout Willis Topless Nipples
    Tim D
    Commented on this photo:

    Sue Ellen Mischke is rolling over in her grave.

  39. Me

    You idiots are all making fun of her face, and yet, almost every one of you would jump at the chance to sleep with her…

    And now, I wait for the very intelligent replies…

  40. anonym

    more women should walk around with their tits hanging out, like in 3rd world countries

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