Scout Willis Busted For Underage Drinking, Using Fake ID

June 5th, 2012 // 62 Comments
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If you’re the famous daughter of a famous celebrity, the first thing you want to do when being arrested for underage drinking is not give the cops a fake ID. Of course, this is also requires that the person carrying you in their womb wasn’t doing whip-its the whole time which is one of the few luxuries Scout Willis wasn’t afforded in life. (See, also: looks) NY Daily News reports:

The celebrity spawn was nabbed just before 7 p.m. Monday by a transit cop who spotted her with an 8-ounce Pakistani beer, according to court papers.
She gave the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly, but the cop didn’t fall for it. After she was questioned further, Willis brought out her real California ID.
“My name is Scout Willis,” she told the officer, according to the criminal complaint. “The first ID isn’t mine. My friend gave it to me. I don’t know Katherine Kelly.”

SCOUT: Don’t worry, ocifer – *hic* – I’m completely legal. Here’s my ID.
OFFICER: *looks at it* Ma’am, this is a picture of a woman not a hunchback.
SCOUT: Fuck.

How that went down.

Photos: Getty


  1. Scout Willis Arrested Open Container
    Commented on this photo:

    I normally don’t make rude comments about people based solely on their appearance but…

    WOW! She is hideous! I’m sorry but if I had famous parents, and I was very VERY unattractive, I wouldn’t try to parade around for cameras that would only lead to harsh words. She should go do something under the radar and not strive for fame. The only kind of fame she’ll get is negative.

  2. Isabella Cheli

    really pretty but unfortunately dealt drugs

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