Scout Willis Busted For Underage Drinking, Using Fake ID

June 5th, 2012 // 62 Comments
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If you’re the famous daughter of a famous celebrity, the first thing you want to do when being arrested for underage drinking is not give the cops a fake ID. Of course, this is also requires that the person carrying you in their womb wasn’t doing whip-its the whole time which is one of the few luxuries Scout Willis wasn’t afforded in life. (See, also: looks) NY Daily News reports:

The celebrity spawn was nabbed just before 7 p.m. Monday by a transit cop who spotted her with an 8-ounce Pakistani beer, according to court papers.
She gave the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly, but the cop didn’t fall for it. After she was questioned further, Willis brought out her real California ID.
“My name is Scout Willis,” she told the officer, according to the criminal complaint. “The first ID isn’t mine. My friend gave it to me. I don’t know Katherine Kelly.”

SCOUT: Don’t worry, ocifer – *hic* – I’m completely legal. Here’s my ID.
OFFICER: *looks at it* Ma’am, this is a picture of a woman not a hunchback.
SCOUT: Fuck.

How that went down.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Frank Burns

    I hope she was arrested for crimes against fashion for wearing that dress! Oh, snap! That’s right, I said it, y’all (*moves head in circle on shoulders*).

  2. Kodos

    yeesh; she could’ve just gone all ‘Die Hard’ on the DUI check point with Daddy’s chin.

  3. Joey

    WOAH!! Hey old pal Mayim Bialik!

  4. Are we past the statute of limitations on crimes against humanity? ‘Cause I think Demi Moore and Bruce Willis need to be tried in The Hague.

  5. Say what you will about Demi, but I think any woman would be grappling with their sanity after pushing those two chins out of their birth canal.

  6. Haida Chief

    My tribe weeps.

  7. Techman

    It’s completely ridiculous that the legal drinking age in most states is 21. You can vote at 18 or sign up for the armed forces and die for your country, but you can’t have a beer.

  8. Scout Willis Arrested Open Container
    Commented on this photo:

    My first thought: Mayim Bialik made The Superficial?
    My second thought: Why is Bruce Willis in drag?

  9. bitch is hideous. more lohan tits please.

    • cRAZYHOTkELLI

      She actually isn’t “hideous”. She is quite normal looking. She just has celebrity parents, so she is judged more harshly.

  10. Genetics are a bitch sometimes.

  11. alex

    Poor thing. I used to picture her as the cute, underaged one but I guess no more. Just underage now.

  12. She’d have gotten away with it if the fake ID had one of those big stone Easter Island head things on it.

    Dead ringer!

  13. cc

    I think science should be taking a good look at these two…clearly we are looking at a new subspecies.

  14. Dick Hell

    Even the camera that snapped the mug-shot threw up.

    • Abby Normal

      She either needs a lot bigger beauty mark or a lot more of them because the one she has is completely ineffective.

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    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who thinks Demi and Bruce weren’t meant to make babies together????

    • Lemmiwinks

      You mean because they’re actually brother and sister? S’okay, their parents were siblings too.

  16. The cop should have shown some compassion. If anyone needs a drink, it’s this girl.

  17. Rumer probably likes being seen with her.

    Rumer is the hot one…LOL!

  18. Sven Golly

    Haven’t checked the California statutes but I’m pretty sure being seen drinking an 8oz Pakistani beer is a capital crime.

  19. MarkM

    Bouncer: “And when were you born? And what’s your address? Waitaminute…You’re NOT Mr. Ed!”

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    anny
    Commented on this photo:

    Why didn’t she just use Rumer’s id? They look identical. What a dumbass.

  21. kimmykimkim

    Oh man. This poor girl. I’m not going to make fun. She can’t help it. But, wow. Just, wow.

  22. El Jefe

    What gave me away officer?

    The chin ma’am, the chin.

  23. rican

    Maybe Demi had such a narrow vagina that the doctors had to pull the kids out by the chin.

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    Nettie
    Commented on this photo:

    I can burp the ABC’s….gimme another beer….

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    My God! These Willis girls are hideous!

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    Doctor_joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    “When Ashton would shove it in my mouth I could feel it all the way to here.”

  27. She’s so ugly, my mind is automatically adding a mustache to her face.

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    that chin! a shame those girls both look like bruce

  29. zomgbie

    they released her without bail.
    they couldve done her a big favor and
    released her without chin.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like that guitarist accidentally struck the queef note.

  31. Scout Willis Arrested Open Container
    Bilvis
    Commented on this photo:

    The officer then tried hitting her in the jaw with his club when she resisted but it broke into tiny splinters before she ate him whole.

  32. Scout Willis Arrested Open Container
    Your tongue, My balls.
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi shits out the halloween masks like a pez dispenser.

  33. Carolyn

    Poor thing. And that dress…….

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    TheAdmiral
    Commented on this photo:

    The Willis kids just can’t get a genetic break. They always wind up looking like those “celebrity mash-up” photoshops rather than offspring.

  35. Hugh Evers

    I’m so disappointed in modern science. We can correct third world children’s cleft palate but we’ve got nothing for this?

  36. floyd

    In high school, I was throwing her head for 250 – 300 yrds a game.

  37. anonym

    jesus fucking asshole christ.

    their WHOLE family is fucking ugly.

    This is why couples should go through photoshop face mashups before they get married and have kids.

    goddamn ugly offspring.

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    Langhowniya
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the long face?

  39. Mama Pinkus

    both she and Rumer have noses that simply do not work with their faces – if they had wider noses it would help to de-emphasize their small eyes and big chins

  40. farthammer

    and i thought rumer willis was ugly

  41. Well, boys will be boys. That’s a dude, right?

  42. I would just love one chance to see if I could rest both my balls on her chin. That would be awesome.

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    Tillman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Busted For Underage Drinking”?? Hells bells, I thought she was like 35.

  44. The joaker

    Wait, I thought travolta was the crossdressing male sex symbol from the 80s. Oh my god I’m so fucking confused…

  45. Bree

    honestly think that the girls have got the ugly traits from both parents. It’s sad. They’re just not attractive kids.

  46. I know coaches will say different, but I’ve always found if you put your thumb on her nose, you get a much tighter spiral.

  47. Scout Willis Arrested Open Container
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    WTH? Hit by the ugly tree, for sure…..I’d drink, too, if I looked like that….

  48. Biff59

    Hey look, it’s Alf.

  49. That’s a man, baby!

  50. “Scout” : I love that they gave her a dog’s name. It’s like they knew…

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