While giving his victory speech last night, Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown felt it’d be a great opportunity to pimp his daughters by announcing they’re “available” on national television. (Have them waxed, Senator, and I’ll be there momentarily with the customary payment of goats.) Despite managing to appeal to Commie Liberals like myself, Glenn Beck of all people decided to fly off the reservation during his radio show today and criticize the GOP’s new Golden Boy. Via Mediaite:
“I want a chastity belt on this man,” he said, while his producer tried to justify Brown’s comments. “I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy…This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying, it could end with a dead intern.“
Just, hey, there a minute, Glenn Beck. If this guy wants to make a binding verbal agreement that I can have sex with both his daughters, that’s his God-given right as an American. Sure, I wasn’t happy about his win, but democracy has spoken and we should let it play out as our forefathers intended. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some freedom to love until I fall asleep on top of it in less than five minutes. Ladies?
NO I DON”T HAVE TO WAIT FOR A YEAR TO RECEIVE MEDICAL CARE
NO IT”S NOT A BAD QUALITY MEDICINE
NO IT”S YOUR PRIVATE INTEREST MEDICINE THAT SUCKS BECAUSE IT PROMOTES INTEREST OF PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATIONS
YES< ITS FUCKING CRUEL THAT A PERSON WON"T GET PROPER TREATMENT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE POOR
YES>ITS BETTER TO SPEND MONEY ON YOUR OWN PEOPLE”S HEALTH VIA TAXES THAN WAGING WARS MURDERING PEOPLE.
This guy is a dilf, I imagine he is a real pervert in bed who lies to say “who’s your daddy?”
Yeah, 38, because the democrats sure did a lot with it, didn’t they? Fuckass.
Despite Becks’ cryptic statement that was reprinted by Superficial, Gary Condit did not wack his intern at the time, Chandra Levy, despite the accusation by Dominick Dunne (later retracted) and the hubbub in the tabloid media. Ingmar Guandique was arrested for the murder. His trial starts 1/27/10.
And, I’d plow the ass of the short, blond one on on the right like it was a Massachusetts driveway in February.
#38> you’re an idiot…. yea only 12% are republicans in this state…and a higher percentage are democrats…but you forget all the all the independents in this state…they far outnumber both democrats and republicans and those are the votes he won…
#30 got it right…all these dumbass people aren’t seeing any change and therefore they are getting angry…do people forget it took a good 8 years for shit to really hit the fan… no one complained bush wasn’t doing anything and look what happened…obama is trying really hard and as quick as he can to turn things around…. i know it must be HUUUUGE pain that nothing has changed yet…but its been a fucking year …lighten up…
Damn you, Superficial Writer! You get all the primo tail! How about saving some of that for us poor folks, huh? Geez!
Damn you, Superficial Writer! You get all the primo tail! How about saving some of that for us poor folks, huh? Geez!
Damn you, Superficial Writer! You get all the primo tail! How about saving some of that for us poor folks, huh? Geez!
what can BROWN do for YOU?
I find it funny NOV 2008 all the big liberals were cheering that the “future” that fantaized about was finally going to happen.
A year later Obama managed to fire up the conservative base, and cost the DEMS Governor seats on NJ. VA and now Ted Kennedy’s seat. Obama, Pelosi and Reid have been the 3 best things to happened to the GOP.
Now the message is clear after Tuesday, the GOP can beat the DEMS anywhere. They are going to take tht fight anywhere come this November.
What is up with Republican Politicans having Hot ass daughters? You can call the obama daughters hot, but it will end with you getting a visit from the FBI, and visit form Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.
Hey – What about Al Franken (D) STEALING the seat from Senator Norm Coleman (R)? Honestly – that’s what he did! Norm Coleman won the seat and then FRANKENSTEIN comes in, asks for a recount, and the recount itself was a total disaster! That recount was total fraud. They should have started the whole thing over.
The daughter on the left, Ayla, was that American Idol chick. Check her out on wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayla_Brown). Apparently, she’s man-child when it comes to basketball too. I never thought I’d say this, but I’d pork that basketball player.
Hmmm, family values huh? You little whore..
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/556477/Ayla+Brown.jpg
I like Scott Brown and I voted for him enthusiastically. There wasn’t any balance in Washington and I hate it when either party can do whatever the hell it wants without any sort of check. Now that Brown is in DC, maybe everyone will decide to work together and compromise rather than bicker and cut backroom deals.
I know a lot of people got bent out of shape about the daughter comment, but the guy was teasing them! He is a genuine, good-hearted guy who resonates with the average person, and, as someone with two older sisters, my father was trying to arrange for them to meet nice guys all the time. He wasn’t pimping them, he just wanted them to meet a good guy and settle down (and leave him and I alone so we could watch baseball in peace… GOD. Was that too much to ask?)
@76- we also have excellent doctors and hospitals available to all, even the profligate (look it up). As I said: universal healthcare is like universal sanitation by your argument the profligate don’t deserve sewage because they didn’t save their money. If you have working sanitation and the profligate don’t… well, you see what may occur? You need to understand more clearly, interests who are against YOUR interests are the ones that are feeding you all this nonsense about ‘socialised medicine’. Don’t you have ‘socialised’ roads, post, schools? We ALL do. We have to. It’s the only way it can work. Look, if you are a doctor or a health insurance company or somesuch I can understand why you would not want universal healthcare as your profit will necessarily be minimised… but as for ordinary citizens (rich and poor)… As for the ‘best’ medical care in the world, unfortunately the US has some of the worst public outcomes in the world- infant mortality etc… nothing much to be proud of. Perhaps you could import some of Cuba’s excellent health professionals to assist with this? No, that’s not what you need, you need universal healthcare so that your econonmy can recover. Screaming about the waste of the the 1 trillion that your government spent on the recovery package doesn’t negate the very fact that the US owes China 3 trillion and counting…. and you will have to pay the piper soon…. just saying.
One more thing: universal health care is proven to be CHEAPER than many competing profit organisations (hospitals, doctors, pharmaceutical companies) trying to make a buck. So you could save some money and start paying your enormous debt back to China…. So if universal health care is cheaper (and by all objective research and data it is) then what is the problem with it? Everyone wins. Not just vested interests. Please try not to just wholesale swallow the nonsense you are fed. Please try to use critical faculties and not ideological blinders to really look at the facts. Enough said.
GO SCOTT!
Here’s what I do if I’m Scott Brown.
1) Cut the taint out of all of my pants.
2) Sit in Teddy Kennedy’s seat so I can say that I “teabagged” it.
Sweet, sweet fucking justice!
And since the season just keeps on a’givin’, the Supreme Court has decided that stifling political speech is unconstitutional. I though fucking Christmas was over?
Hear that sound? No, that’s not half-a-man Keith Olberman having an aneurysm.
It’s the sound of inevitability. Congratulations on biting off more than you can chew Commies!
Go see the “Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat”. HILARIOUS!!!
Look at all those broken promises. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Semi-intelligent conversation on The Superficial? I’m both shocked and amazed.
Holy shit those are some mighty fine fillies. Good work, Mr. Brown’s testicles. Good work.
Now his corporate masters can chip in and buy his spoiled brats some new tits. Can’t wait until they start pumping out illegitimate black babies in D.C.
Brown is a tool and the idiots in Mass just voted against their own best interests by believing all the Rushpublican lies broadcast on Faux Noise.
@118 HuckyDicky – You’ve memorized your Faux Noise Rushpublican talking points down. Too bad the facts are against you. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce claimed that their political speech was “stifled” too. Only “of all the corporations and associations spending money in D.C., the U.S. Chamber tops them all.” Yeah, $123 Million dollars worth of their speech supposedly being “stifled.”
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/21/chamber-scotus-citizens/
Stop believing all the lies the talking faces on Faux Noise tell you and try thinking for yourself (as difficult as that might be). What the SCOTUS did is unconscionable. Your ignorance is showing.
THIS IS FOR YOU CRISTINA or #30. For your information, the democrats have had control of congress since 2006. That is 3 years not one year.And now tell me what have they done for the good of anyone? Since 2006 they did nothing but sit on their as%% and try to hurt this country and make the republican party and george bush look bad. For 2 years they could have started something good but knew as long as a republican president was in office they would get the credit. Maybe if you would have known which party was in control ,you would not be saying that bush did nothing for 8 years.He only controled for 6.But He sure protected you stupid butt,didn`t he?
The reason Brown won is because democrats are stupid idiot morons. Statistics prove that 99% of them smoke weeds and have sex with pocket pussies with Mao Tse Tung’s face on them. The only reason they want “free” (idiot morons) healthcare is because they want a way to be a bigger drag on people who actually work for a living and don’t infest the streets with their subhuman babies.
The reason Brown won is because he was the better candidate.
Case closed.
35, unless you live there, i’m not sure how anything you listed really concerns you.
His daughters are beautiful, and frankly why is anyone surprised that a dad embarrassed his kids while trying to be funny? Isn’t that a requirement of fatherhood?
Funny how people who are liberal are too stupid to understand how the government works and use that stupidity to make points in the democrats party’s favour….. democrats have not been in control of the government for ONE year, they have controlled both houses of congress since to 2006 and as evidenced from Obama’s first incompetent train wreak of a first year, congress controls the purse strings and writes legislation, not a President.
Democrats have a 70 seat majority in the house, and had a 20 seat majority until a couple of days ago in the Senate and could get nothing done except spend, spend our money on their special interests groups, throughout Bush’s 8 years Republicans controlled 6 of the 8 years in the house and with no more than a 15 seat majority, and republicans controlled the senate only 4 of the 8 years and with only a 4 seat majority….. but supposedly republicans steamrolled democrats and did everything they wanted…… so a party that incompetent in the minority should have given even more power.
And now that democrats control all of Washington with majorities not seen in 60 years, they waste a year on a government take over of healthcare, that goes down in flames ,while the economy has sunk further into a recession, the deficit increased from 450 billion at the end of 2008 to 1.6 trillion at the end of 2009 and America reached 10% unemployment, numbers not seen in this country in at least 3 decades.
ah aren’t we lucky Peolsi Reid Obama took power maybe another couple months of their rule we’ll hit 11 % unemployment and a 2 trillion dollar deficit.
MC
instead of corporations buying politicians in secret now they can directly influence elections and we know, who and what they support, which is how I prefer.
Were was your outrage when Obama stiffed federal money for the general election because he had a 3 to 1 money advantage over McCain, the first candidate to not limit his campaign dollars, even the “evil” Bush took federal dollars….. and don’t give me the drivel that Obama had grassroots support, less then 20% of his money was small donors, Bush had 28% small donors, in 2004, over 80% of Obama campaign money was packages big donors of over $100, 000…
Obama was bought by Wall-Street to get getting the bailout money and Drug and Healthcare companies that wanted a mandate for people to buy Healthcare Insurance, another 30 million customers, and the Environmental industry that desperately wanted a Cap and Trade bill so the can milk the public on high energy prices and subsides from the government for ‘ green projects’. Obama is a con man that conned the public, wake up.
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America is in the midst of a civil war that is more violent in many ways than the one of 1860. It’s violient in the way that these people have entered our country and are trying to destroy the Constitution from the inside and thereby steal our country. The first in this effort is Barach HUSSEIN Obama, who has never produced a valid birth certificate. Hussein has brazenly come out publically with an extremely convoluted excuse for raping America of its Constitutional right to Freedom of Speech. As such, he has made himself an enemy of the Constitution and must be removed from power. Scott Brown is the first step to that end and those who are at war with the the real USA know it, which is why there rhetoric is becomming so violent.
Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.
Yes, Mr. Pick-up truck.. Interesting enought he only got the truck a little while ago. Up to then he was driving a black saab sport car….I guess that would not appeal to the working class that much…ask his neighbors, they will tell you..
Pres. Obama, with the election of Scott Brown has what I call hiswnd WTF moment. It is when look at the President and look back to his earlier moments and I say What the F**k!. GWB it was katrina, he handled 911 in a world class fashion, when katrina hit, he did not draw on his past experience with 911 and soar to teh occasion. Instead he fell on his ass.
Obama ran a intelligent crafty and eloquent campaign. Yet when it came to the Chicago Olympic Bid, that was the most lackluster half-assed thing I ever saw. First was that bland video for Chicago that made me say “meh”. Then Pres Obama’s days wining and dining the delegates to get the 2012 games to London. Pres Obama spent 4 hours in Copenhagen to plead to let his Daughters see the world in their backyard.
Not give a speech about Chicago, its locations, culture its long sports history that has created greats such as Michael Jordan. No it was do it for me me me.
Chicago did nto stand a chance, Face it Brazil was a much sexier city, Brazil has Copacabana Beach with hot nekkid girls. Chicago as Cold ass Lake Michigan with blumpkins in spandex.
A male prostitute pimping his daughters out for some votes… any questions? In 2 years time, this guy will be working as a lobbyist.
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