Scott Brown wants you to do these

While giving his victory speech last night, Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown felt it’d be a great opportunity to pimp his daughters by announcing they’re “available” on national television. (Have them waxed, Senator, and I’ll be there momentarily with the customary payment of goats.) Despite managing to appeal to Commie Liberals like myself, Glenn Beck of all people decided to fly off the reservation during his radio show today and criticize the GOP’s new Golden Boy. Via Mediaite:

“I want a chastity belt on this man,” he said, while his producer tried to justify Brown’s comments. “I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy…This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying, it could end with a dead intern.

Just, hey, there a minute, Glenn Beck. If this guy wants to make a binding verbal agreement that I can have sex with both his daughters, that’s his God-given right as an American. Sure, I wasn’t happy about his win, but democracy has spoken and we should let it play out as our forefathers intended. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some freedom to love until I fall asleep on top of it in less than five minutes. Ladies?