Scott Baio is desperate

July 26th, 2007 // 71 Comments

Scott Baio reportedly tried to get an invitation to the after-party for Anne Hathaway’s latest film, Becoming Jane, Tuesday at the Bowery Hotel, but was rejected because organizers didn’t think he was “the right celeb” to have at the event.

Can you imagine what it’s like to be Scott Baio? This guy used to sleep with Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Brooke Shields, and Heather Locklear, and now he’s trying to weasel invitations to after-parties. It’s like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven. I’d post his picture, but the sadness in his eyes would erode your human soul. So instead, here’s Anne Hathaway and her big ol’ cleavage. Yay!

NOTE: To make this a double whammy of people you don’t care about, Peter Greene (the guy who played Zed in Pulp Fiction) was arrested Monday night for possession of crack cocaine.


  1. Hahahahah Scott Baio can’t score with Anne Hathaway!, LOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRR!!!
    He may have banged all the hottest tail from Baywatch in their prime, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear and… aww shit….I still wish I was Scott Baio.

  2. @ 16—No, I’m not an imposter its me. I fly like a butterfly. I don’t know WTF this Ali person does–float you say? Not a bad blog you have there, though kerpupples. I am clearly the new blog virgin in town! I bow down to your seniority!

  3. Googolygoo

    This crossed-eyed, horsey-faced, weird-nosed uggo has no “big ol’ cleavage”. Looking at her is like looking into a vacuum.
    She must be part of the same celebrity mill that made no-talent equine Julia Roberts a star.

  4. ali

    i dont care what she does to try to make herself look cute..when i look at her i think of one thing: furry brows.

  5. ali

    and uh by the way im not the same ‘Ali’ as #1. Get yourself a new name. i was here first.

  6. woodhorse

    #46 I miss Arrested Development too. Jessica was an awesome witch of a mother – what a delight! Oh, and


  7. Greets “ali”. I was alluding poorly to Muhammad Ali–you know, the famous boxer with parkinson’s? You can have the girl name Ali also short for Alisha? Allison? back.

  8. punkrockcowgirl

    Did anyone else notice in the full length photo how the easel with the poster is being propped up under one leg by a stack of promo cards? And there’s some tape garbage or something on the ground? And how she’s standing basically in a corner? And how the sidewalk that she’s standing on is covered in old gum? She’s like a diamond standing in crap! Where were the PR people with red carpets and backdrops and stuff?

  9. she’s such a gorgeous… always like her look…~ she have very very nice boobs i muz say… ^ – ~

  10. 1MILFhunter

    Did Zed get caught while riding his chopper? It’s not a motorcycle, it’s a chopper, baby.

  11. 3Foot Lizard

    She has nice tits-there are pics out there of them.

    The last pic makes her look scary. The joker-esque lips/smile. The no-one’s home eyes… eeek.

  12. dwight

    he knew if he got in he’d have his dick all up in anne by the end of the night just like the rest of the hot chicks he’s banged.

  13. whatever

    What is up with all the people saying Anne is plain or ugly? Are you blind? The girl is fucking hot! Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t tap that. You would. Unless you were cheering for the guys in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

    I feel kind of bad for Scott though. That sucks. What’s next? Getting an invitation to a Lohan after party?

  14. AAAAAAANgie

    number 11 is wonderful

  15. Mama Pinkus

    #61 3FootLizard, I agree with you about the “no-one’s home eyes” – I’ve always though Ms. Hathaway is a pretty gal but her vacant eyes disturb me – they remind me of the painted eyes on dolls, the ones that open when you stand the doll up.

    As for Scott Bajo, he’d be better off if he just accepted his D-list status and stop trying so hard.

  16. 1MILFhunter

    Scott – “WTF??!! I can’t get into Anne’s party or pants?? Goddamn it, I’m Chachi!! Don’t these people know who I am?? If I bring Uncle Fonzie along, would that help??”

  17. ali

    muhammad ali-

    yea i know who he is, im from louisville where hes from. but i mean aside from that i think if i didnt there would be something wrong with me.

    and yea mines pronounced ‘allie’. short for alisha, correct.

  18. hornyGOATweed

    remember……….furry brows========HAIRY SNATCH

  19. slodeth

    Too damn funny! This chick is a skank compared to the chicks Scott has boned. He’s just looking to get back into the celeb crowd. Sooner or later he will settle down and raise fat babies…it’s not that bad. Even I could do better than this chick….eeeek

  20. TheExpatriot

    Pulp Fiction sucked ass.

  21. firegoddesa

    scott baio is and always will be a very attractive man. he looks as good as ever. and if he truely has a small penis he would have not slept with as many women as he has. trust me men, women talk too, and if a guy goes around acting like you should bow down and be greatful for his company and you mite get lucky with him he does NOT have a small penis and he is NOT bad in bed.

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