Scott Disick’s Penis: Don’t Call It A Hammbone

March 24th, 2014 // 20 Comments

While it’s true I hate Scott Disick and would throw cancer in his face should the opportunity present itself, I am, however, personally invested in making sure women know that thin pretty boys who obsessed over hair care products while the other boys hunted, fished, and date raped your sister have surprisingly large dicks. So here’s Scott Disick’s penis which I don’t want a single goddamn one of you comparing to Jon Hamm‘s. I’ve already aimed Mel Gibson at Harvey Levin who’ll pay for his crimes. Oh, yes, he’ll pay…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Seriously… much ado about nothing.

  2. Frunken

    He’s a white guy married to a Kardashian. Let’s not act surprised here.

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    I can’t even look at it directly without feeling Hamm’s disdain.

  4. Usually freeballin’ peni look happy… Why does his look so sad?

  5. JungleRed

    The conversion to Kardashian is complete. Show ‘em the goods, Scott. Work it, girl!

  6. This guy has been a kardashian for long enough that it’s pretty safe to say his dick is as real as kim’s ass.

  7. Jon Hamm is in a dark office smoking a cigar laughing and going, “nice starter penis buddy”.

  8. When people say “What A Dick” to Scott’s face, they are still referring to him and not his member.

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    Ester
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    So Much Ado about NOTHING!!! is that all? BWHAHAHAHAHWHWWHAHAHAHA

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    Ester
    Commented on this photo:

    So Much Ado about NOTHING!!! is that all? BWHAHAHAHAHWHWWHAHAHAHA

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    Yep…he is a huge dick. Did I misread the article?

  12. oh i know

    Fish, Would you please post the aforementioned Hammbone as a reference?? It’s Monday and I need a pick-me-up! ;)

  13. I wear women's shoes

    Am I the only one noticing that thing is at 3/4ths mast and that’s the only reason its even sort of impressive?

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    Well, hello there!

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    Becca
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    This isn’t shocking, most guys who go after petite women have smaller penises, and Kourtney is the smallest Kardashian. Maybe he’s good with his mouth & hands. :)

  16. tlmck

    Even his strap-on is limp.

  17. Um, the author’s assessment of pretty boys and dick size being large is true, have one laying next to me here. But more importantly, why has no one noticed that the vogue shot has this exact pic of Scott and his dick on kanye’s ipad, which of course kanye is so lovingly gazing at?! That Anna, such a jokster, she had us all going for a minute that she took these two ass clowns seriously.

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    thecrazybetty
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    the nerve of this a-hole.

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    WINTER_ROGUE
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    Its really TINY

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