Scott Disick’s Penis: Don’t Call It A Hammbone

While it’s true I hate Scott Disick and would throw cancer in his face should the opportunity present itself, I am, however, personally invested in making sure women know that thin pretty boys who obsessed over hair care products while the other boys hunted, fished, and date raped your sister have surprisingly large dicks. So here’s Scott Disick’s penis which I don’t want a single goddamn one of you comparing to Jon Hamm’s. I’ve already aimed Mel Gibson at Harvey Levin who’ll pay for his crimes. Oh, yes, he’ll pay…

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