Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom
Add Scott Disick to the long list of celebs who are blaming their love of ass on a disease that is “not a scientifically research-based valid diagnostic clinical category.” In reality he is just a sadder version of Patrick Bateman that self-medicates himself with models and blow. Truth is, even Scott knows it’s a bullshit claim because we created this shit-pit universe that allows these people to run amuck and now we have to slosh around in it every Sunday. After one of the buttgoblins (I still don’t know which one is which without googling them) accused him of being a piece of shit (which he is), Scott diffused the situation by saying “don’t blame me, it’s all the Disick-stick’s fault!” Then he pulled out his fairly large penis and started pretending it could talk like the kid from The Shining’s imaginary friend:
I don’t really think it’s my actual problem, but, you know, it’s definitely not easy hearing everyone attack me. … I don’t know, literally, what else to say.
Didn’t know what to say, Scott? How about, “my parents treated me like shit so I’m projecting and crying for help?” or “I’m really into diaper stuff and they don’t make diapers big enough for your giant ass?”
Since the airing of the last episode, Scott has been seen the past couple nights fingerblasting Bella Thorne (below) in the corner of a nightclub. Which is just so Scott…