Schoolgirl Megan Fox Isn’t The Duggars Or Chris Christie’s Vagina

Earlier this morning, Fish and I spent the better part of an hour talking about The Duggars Megyn Kelly interview, which he’s writing up now. As a result, we were finally able to agree on our suicide pact (Heathers narrowly edging out Thelma & Louise), until I stumbled on a picture of what have to be the most painfully suppressed gubernatorial genitals since Schwarzenegger gave the keynote address at a UNITE HERE! event. Naturally, we threw that onto the site as fast as humanly possible, without thinking of the repercussions, so sorry about your breakfast and I guess any chance at achieving sexual arousal for the rest of your life. Maybe these schoolgirl Megan Fox pics from the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 will help. She looks crazy hot, right? And you’re still crying and stuffing your kid’s beanbag chair into the garbage disposal. This is bad. This is really bad, isn’t it?

Photo: Luis Jr-Rodrigo/AKM-GSI