School Didn’t Know Sasha Grey Was A Porn Star

November 16th, 2011 // 71 Comments

Then how do you explain Amber Rose? DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!

Sasha Grey went on The View this morning to defend reading to schoolchildren despite having a long, easily accessible career in porn, but let’s not get distracted by the rights or wrongs of letting someone who uses double penetration like a painter uses watercolors promote literacy to kids. Instead let’s look at the next hilarious, bullshit excuse the school came up with after flat out lying that she was never there blew up in their faces thanks to the invention of photography. TMZ reports:

Now District officials tell TMZ … an outside talent coordinator informed the school Grey’s calling card was an appearance on “Entourage.”

Without even getting into the fact Entourage is a mature-rated show on HBO featuring shitloads of naughty words and nudity – And horrible writing if that description just enticed you to watch it. Don’t do that. – guess what role Sasha played on the show along with almost each of her scenes involving full-frontal:

Herself. AS A PORN STAR.

Can someone start talking to me about defunding public education again? I’m suddenly finding myself very open and receptive to the idea. Like a porn star’s vagina if you will.

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. That’s OK, I didn’t even know who she was at all.

  2. Drundel

    Too much teeth whitening on baldy.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Does anyone find her attractive?

    I mean, she’s OK for a mall carousel selling cell phones, but one of the top porn stars in the world?

    Does she have a pussy that yells “FEED ME, SEYMORE!” ?

    • Govt. Cheese

      Her butt-hole is big enough to house a small dog. She gets my vote!

    • koka

      shes a pornstar because she does the most disgusting things there are in porn. And lets be real, most pornstars are no price either..

    • she does actually. also she is hot and so is baldie btw but i guess i’m alone on the later one

    • I would do all sorts of freaky shit with Sasha and Amber Rose.

    • Mr. Potato Head

      I do; I think she’s hot.

      I have seen her in interviews from something mainstream she did, and she was actually very smart and composed.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she breaks into more conventional stuff successfully at some point. Yes – she’s done some strange shit, but everyone wants a freak in the bed.

    • let me tell you she is famous for doing things other porn stars would not do..
      like getting piss on you
      men slapping you and calling you a :filthy whore”
      of and double penetration….

      yea……

  4. Sensei John Kreese

    Hey whatever, I think it helped to further the education, the cultural education that is, of those involved now that they know what a rusty trombone is.

    They’re all better people today knowing that.

  5. Sasha Grey
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two at the same time would be an adventure.

  6. Cock Dr

    I sense nothing there except greed…voracious greed for fame and money. She is a grasping and shameless climber trying to exploit anything for media attention.
    Sorry honey. It seems like everyone has already seen everything that you have to offer…and it ain’t much. Taking cocks in the ass on camera is a novelty “talent” that won’t get much respect in the real world. What’d she think…people were going to respect her for her “art”?

    • Derp

      Yeah, because I’m sure the media attention of reading to kids at a public school is going to land her more money and fame than she already receives in the porn industry.

      You sure hit the nail on the head there, dipshit.

      • Frank Burns

        She’s talking about her going on “The View”, not the school visit

      • Dirty Mike

        It is admirable she is promoting . She is best known as a porn star not a literacy advocate. Plus she is using this event for PR. Search her on Google one of the top 5 results is “Sasha Grey on eating sperm.” The gutter slut is seeking publicity for her “mainstream” career, highlights of which has consist of her playing a prostitute in pseudo-documentary and a fictionalized version of her porn star self on Entourage. She’s not much of an actress outside of making funny faces while objects are being crammed inside her orifices.

        She chose to seek money and fame via porn, but she doesn’t want to own her choices now that more mainstream work is coming her way.

        And I am sick of people remarking how “smart” she is, you know being a porn star and all. Not really all that clever.

      • Cock Dr

        Oh I’m talking about the school visit too.
        She knew that there would be a hornet’s nest of troubles once she was photographed in that school. If she was so keen to read to kids there are plenty of ways to do it without getting your name all over the media.

    • cc

      Thanks for telling it like it is. She’s just another used up porn star. I am sure the San Fernando valley, strip joints, and hooker strolls are full of them. Time for her to get lost.

    • Dan

      @CockDr Anyone can be famous and her taking it in the ass on camera is more than a lot of popular “talent” in the show business.

      See: Jersey Shore.

  7. Derp

    Until she’s reading to kids with 2 dicks in her ass, I don’t really see why it’s a big deal. She’s putting effort into educating kids. I’m sure she’s not prancing around the school in a skimpy outfit, or trying to peddle her videos to elementary students. I find it disgusting that she’s burned at the stake for trying to do something that’s socially redeeming, just because of her choice of profession. Get over it you conservative fucks. Yet I’m sure the person that recognized her (ie: has watched enough of her videos to readily identify her) is being praised as a hero.

    Honestly, given the state of the American public education system, I’d say it’s an improvement.

    • i complain a lot

      +1

    • That Bastard Tony

      +1

      .. and thank you for re-establishing my faith in the human race.

    • Dirty Mike

      “She’s putting effort into educating kids.” Um, by fronting that she was an “actress from Entourage” in order to score a photo op for her press packet? Please. If she had promoted herself as “Sasha Grey, AVN’s Best Anal of 2010″ or whatever and was allowed in the school to read then you’d have a point. But she didn’t, so you’re wrong.

      Yeah right, its just a publicity stunt.

  8. this chick loves ass eating more than me. i watched her eat some nasty dudes ass. bitch is gross.

  9. Venom

    An Amber Rose and Sasha Grey threesome, now that might be interesting….

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    If given the choice of Sasha Grey or Jerry Sandusky on school grounds, I choose the hot chick.

  11. Rebelminion

    She smiles like she recently had a stroke.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Didnt she win best anal scene last year?

    What was so good about it? I’m behind on my mainstream porn. I moved onto the fringe/fetish side years ago….

    Like progressing from a PS2 to the PS3, you gotta do it eventually!

    • Frank Burns

      Note to self: call school district, have them cancel Deacon Jones’s appearance to read “The Big Book of Bondage” to Mrs. Faversham’s Kinderdgarten class. Invite Deacon Jones to local Starbucks, have him read the book to you there.

  13. ahps

    I totally believe this actually — it’s the most logical reason… some lazy school official got a request from an “actress” to read to the kids. Who is she? She’s on Entourage! Great! (PS – We failed to mentioned she’s actually a porn star and played one on that show you clearly have never seen.)

    So the school invites her without ever checking who she actually is, and it blows up in their faces which is honestly a complete shock to them because they thought they had some Hollywood actress coming into their school. And when it blows up, they don’t know how to handle it properly at all. Hence the lying.

    Basically, some secretary or assistant principal or something didn’t do their due diligence, and usually that’s fine because it doesn’t matter… but this time, it was a porn star and kids, and they’re screwed.

    Schools aren’t stupid enough to knowingly invite a porn star into the classroom with kids… but they ARE definitely stupid enough not to realize that’s what they were actually doing.

  14. Archies_Leach

    Is she one of those random nameless bitches on online porn that I masturbate to?

  15. Rob

    Amber Rose actually looks good in that photo. The fupa and silicone globs arent shown and the glasses make her look like she doesn’t take it ass to mouth.

  16. williamwallace

    why would they photoshop casper’s face on that busty girl

  17. I have to say, I think this is absolutely hilarious. You KNOW what happened was someone who DIDN’T know about her career in porn hired her. Then everyone else who DID know [from watching her 'work', of course] were too afraid/embarassed to mention it, lest they be outed as porn-watchers [oh, the horror!].

  18. bianca

    Ok, I can see where parents may find it objectionable to have her reading to their kids and, even though I don’t have kids myself, I can see their point. But what I find so hypocritical about this is that if it was Kim Kardashian (whose entire career started with a sex tape) or Chloe Sevigny (who sucked someone off for an ‘art film’) there would be absolutely no hubbub at all, Where is the line drawn for what is an acceptable amount of filmed fornication and what isn’t?

  19. hahahasuckatobeyou

    I dont see the problem. Its not like shes reading her script for a porn, or doing it naked, shes reading. since when is that a crime? Why do people make something out of nothing. Ive never seen anything she has done and until i read that she was a porn start had no clue who she was it says something about the parents that know who she is and object.

  20. dangle berry

    Damn! We never had porn stars visit us when I was in grade school. No fair.

  21. Harper Valley PTA

    In our defense, no one mentioned to us she was a pornographic actress, or we wouldn’t have allowed her on school grounds. We were only told she was a cum dumpster.

  22. 827-Jefferey Woodsen

    That’s odd, but indefinitely Sasha Grey is a long time pornstar, and others can be full of long time haters.

  23. Sasha Grey
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Humph

  24. subwayduck

    No one’s going to point out how Amber Rose’s head looks totally pasted on her body, the skin tone totally doesn’t match, and those glasses are ridiculous?

    Okay, guess it’s just me….

  25. forrest gump

    nobody is taking care of the high school kids of america.
    ……….all of the voters forget these people.

    THEY ARE THE FUTURE OF AMERICA!!

  26. Sasha Grey
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s porn actress pretty, which is a lot like saying that someone is Herman Cain smart.

  27. Problem?

    Hey I’d make less of a deal over a (former?) porn star reading a book to my children than some fat orange troll being paid $32,000 to tell my children to study hard but party harder

  28. Wtf is she getting younger? I think she might be a sex vampire.

  29. Jews Are Filth

    Honestly, I’m fucking in love with Sasha Grey. Girl is an absolute goddess physically for a start, but she’s also a dirty whore who would obviously do ANYTHING in bed for you. Plus, she wants to read to kids? What’s the problem here?!

  30. Captain Dickenballs

    This is such a non-issue. What, you’re going to tell me her fame as a porn star is going to distract from the message? I have news for you: kids aren’t going to be inspired to read just because some C-list celebrity reads awkwardly from index cards and says it’s cool to read (though I’m sure her robotic delivery gave some clever kids their first taste of irony) .

    Programs like this are for the benefit of the adults, not the kids. They want to feel like they’re making a difference, but the fact is marching kids into auditoriums so they can get talked at for 45 minutes isn’t an effective method of getting your point across.

  31. Captain Dickenballs

    Also, why are so people up in arms about this? What, a porn star can’t be an activist? They can’t have a cause?

    The kids weren’t old enough to know who she is anyway, so all they know is some (mildly) pretty lady came in and acted excited about reading. That’s all. Why does it matter that she’s had more dicks in her than a phonebook?

  32. I liked her in Girlfriend Experience. The ending of that film with that jeweller especially was a riot.

  33. Anon

    That was a good job by the outside talent coordinator to get “retired” Sasha Grey non-anal and gangbang work. Brilliant to use her call card as “Appeared on Entourage” because NOBODY watches that show anymore. Hell I might add “Appeared on Entourage” on my own resume.

  34. stevebeagle

    her farts are never audible & the poop just falls out of her..
    she’s just wallered out.

  35. riptide

    She has a pretty face and a great ass. Her body is on the skinny side for my taste but she’ll do things that’ll make the devil himself cum in his pants. So I like her.

  36. riptide

    Oh, thinking about Sasha I forgot about the topic. She wasn’t naked, didn’t read smut. So what’s the big deal. Kids today have to deal with a lot more stuff. They have sex, pregnancy, drugs, violence. Not to mention life robbing them of their future with the biggest recession since 1929.

  37. Bob

    You know what’s going to make this go away?? STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT!!

  38. Sasha Grey
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    The Maxim Hot 100 Party? Really?

    Can’t be one of the 100.

    With a busted face like that? Wobbly eyes & a pointed chin?

  39. Sasha Grey
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Goalie Mask Face

  40. Sasha Grey
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she just woke up from a 10 year coma.

  41. Sasha Grey
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn she’s got a homely face.

  42. Sasha Grey
    sam
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s with the smirk, she looks like a smart ass.

  43. Jesus, Susan Powter is looking fabulous these days!

  44. as a future teacher, I would be disgusted if this woman came in to read to my students. I am not the only one, all my friends, who are teachers, agree with me. We all have hardship, you think I wanted to bust my butt studying all night to graduate college? When I stepped out of college I did not think “hmm let me make easy money by spreading my legs to strangers and becoming a porn star for men to jack off to”"

  45. Sasha Grey
    Commented on this photo:

    online

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