School Didn’t Know Sasha Grey Was A Porn Star

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Then how do you explain Amber Rose? DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!

Sasha Grey went on The View this morning to defend reading to schoolchildren despite having a long, easily accessible career in porn, but let’s not get distracted by the rights or wrongs of letting someone who uses double penetration like a painter uses watercolors promote literacy to kids. Instead let’s look at the next hilarious, bullshit excuse the school came up with after flat out lying that she was never there blew up in their faces thanks to the invention of photography. TMZ reports:

Now District officials tell TMZ … an outside talent coordinator informed the school Grey’s calling card was an appearance on “Entourage.”

Without even getting into the fact Entourage is a mature-rated show on HBO featuring shitloads of naughty words and nudity – And horrible writing if that description just enticed you to watch it. Don’t do that. – guess what role Sasha played on the show along with almost each of her scenes involving full-frontal:

Herself. AS A PORN STAR.

Can someone start talking to me about defunding public education again? I’m suddenly finding myself very open and receptive to the idea. Like a porn star’s vagina if you will.

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