Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

October 9th, 2008 // 109 Comments

These are pics of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to “hot chocolate” doesn’t it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn’t have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for who she is: A beautiful woman with ginormous breasts who I’d have sex with until she realizes I’m not Keanu Reeves. See? Much better.

Respect: It’s dope!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. UK_Matt

    More Airbrush than a Custom Car festival.

  2. lol

    LMAO. Man, white people are corny as hell. God help you all.

  3. LMAO

    Yousa we white people be corny as hell but you black folks be a pickin da corn fo us, Yo. Now get back out in the steaming fields and work boy!
    Oh, yer daughter has an acceptable body. I think I will defile it tonight. Now go fetch her for me now! Off with you!

  4. Amanda_NY

    I think she’s super pretty! It’s so funny how many people are sitting at their computer, probably shoving their faces, trash talking a beautiful girl.

  5. Amanda_NY

    I think she’s super pretty! It’s so funny how many people are sitting at their computer, probably shoving their faces, trash talking a beautiful girl.

  6. lsses

    she’s super pretty!
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  7. luole

    she is so pretty,
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  8. Deacon Jones

    @42

    I’m white and I do agree with you, mostly. I agree white women are bitches, do age pretty bad (when compared to black/asian), can’t cook to save their lives, and are prudes.

    That said, black women don’t take a white girls’ man. It’s usually the black guy nailing a fat white chick (they love them) and then there’s all this outrage in the black community about not dating a black girl.

  9. jimbob

    Her face looks exactly the fame in every picture. Photo shop!

  10. jimbob

    Her face looks exactly the fame in every picture. Photo shop!

  11. Bobeyo

    I have nothing against black people, but it’s only natural to be more attracted to one’s own race. Western society proves this time and time again by selecting black celebrities who look as “white” as possible. SCARY SPICE IS ONLY HALF BLACK. Just like Halle Berry. And Thandie Newton. And all other black women that become famous for their looks, none of whom have purely African features.

    Still, there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just that you people should get the facts before being racist either one way or the other. The celebrities you’re talking about are half white.

    … and then there’s also Barack Obama, but let’s not even get into that.

  12. Lookatmypeppy

    Everyone else has already said, it so I don’t need to.

    Well, OK, I’ll say it anyway.

    PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOPHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!P!

  13. lloyd johnson

    These chicks just get fat then get all the fat sucked out. That can’t be healthy. A few months ago she looked about 20-30 lbs heavier. I would sill hit it all day and night, and yes the “wannabe” video is amazing. There is something about a braless chick bouncing around wih a big grin on her face that is just hypnotizing.

  14. lloyd johnson

    18 Jimbo, you’re a piece of shit. My friend died from sickle cell and he lived his short life in constant pain. Of course in your shallow, poor, uneducated, and pitiful life you have no clue what sickle cell is and what those people have to go through.

  15. #64 – your friend obviously was a worthless n i g g e r, and I’m delighted that his life was short and painful.

  16. me

    @42. You forgot to mention that you’re GREASIER too. I don’t know about anyone else, but I know MY man’s not into grease spots.

  17. zuzuspetals

    Wow. That is a hot body.

  18. kokko

    SHE HAS A LAZY EYE…..GROSS………..LOOKS LIKE SHES ON CRACK.

  19. supersex

    What a bunch of dumb fucks.

  20. HuckyDucky

    #65 – You are one of the hundreds of Jimbo trolls on this site. And you are a fucking prick, and may God have mercy on you. I’m a Christian, but not a very good one, so die.

  21. Richie

    Great photoshop job they did on her.

  22. Thighhighs

    I think she looks amazing! It’s nice to see a girl with some meat and muscle on her bones with a little bit of shape to her. Good goin’ girly!

  23. EAC

    What a beautiful lady. Could be a photoshop job, who cares? I’m a white girl (we’re not all bitchy) and she looks fabulous with a great big fucking F!

  24. George Washington Butt-Carver

    Black bitch black bitch eyes like a frog
    fuck ‘em from behind, just like a dog.

  25. Voo Doo Chili

    Photoshopped, but quite hot.

    #74 – Shut up now and go back to picking the corn out of your poop!

  26. #74 why don’t you grow up? Someone is always calling someone names that pertain to race. Black bitch here, nappy headed hoe there, nigger here, etc. It’s old now, and WE GET IT… you hate black people. Shut up about it already, because we know exactly how you feel. No one needs to tell us that the sky is blue anymore than they need to tell us that you and people like you hate black people. WE KNOW ok!!!!!!!!

  27. #74 why don’t you grow up? Someone is always calling someone names that pertain to race. Black bitch here, nappy headed hoe there, nigger here, etc. It’s old now, and WE GET IT… you hate black people. Shut up about it already, because we know exactly how you feel. No one needs to tell us that the sky is blue anymore than they need to tell us that you and people like you hate black people. WE KNOW ok!!!!!!!!

  28. moderator

    Hit the “Post Your Comment” button only once, monkeygirl.

  29. jesus

    why do black peoples skin look like rotting corpse? and why are their hands and feet white? wtf? a chimps hands and feet are white too.

  30. Slick Rick

    Wow – it’s amazing how many racists there are when hiding behind a comment board. Cowards.

  31. Vince Lombardi

    Spice “girl” now spice woman….

  32. Imagination

    Spice: meet my Secret Sauce!

  33. billabong021

    #79

    I dunno man, why’s ur mom’s asshole soo wide? I keep tellin that bich to get the damn surgery but NooOoo her precious son’s special needs classes are more important! whatever man im outa here..

  34. man she looks great! I’d beat!

  35. molly

    i dont even think the racist comments are genuine, i think people just say offensive shit for jokes, to get people all affronted and angry. because really.

  36. Nibbler

    I don’t see how the color of her skin has to do with anything. Seriously, grow up. Secondly, she looks really good for having a baby. I just think they could have posed her in some sexier positions; she just looks kind of blah in her pics. Either way, she’s pretty.

  37. Mark Badger

    White people would kill to look like that naturally at her age. So all you white people that make racist comments are really stupid. White people start looking like shit starting at age 26

  38. Brazen

    He is hot, hot, hot. Period.

  39. Brazen

    She is hot, hot, hot. Period.

  40. jesse

    Won’t You Please Help Its Less Than The Cost Of A Cup Of Coffee Each Day Spice

  41. Palin/McCain 08

    In our America, these mud-colored tattooed hair-straightened ghetto STD vehicles will be exterminated. There is no place in small-town America for them.

  42. mara

    @43

    black girls classier??!

    LOL !! ROFL !! LMFAORLOLOLOLOLLL!

    Yeah right, just like I dunno Beyonce “House od Diarrhea” dressed up in undersized golden hotpants (or any other given outfit). Or Mariah Carey (insert random picture). Or Janet Jackson
    Or Tina Turner. Or Scary Tranny Spice.

    Wait a second: they all actually don’t have any taste at all.
    Weird huh?

  43. Bob Barker

    Photoshopped beyond belief.

    Fake, through-and-through.

  44. AnnaDraconida

    Someone out there deserves a Photoshop award. Pretty good, but the difference between the muscle tone of her arms/legs and her midsection says it all.

  45. Jethro

    If these white nimrods would rather beat off to some freckle-faced white trash like Lindsey Lohan then so be it. No ever said these people had taste. Or brains. Or hygiene for that matter ( smell like marlboro reds and bad BO). Those toothless white meth addicted women do give good head though, for not having teeth and all.

  46. Bobeyo

    FOR THE LAST TIME:

    SHE. IS. HALF. WHITE!!!

    Why is it that individuals who are half-white, half-black always get called plain “black”? SHE’s ONLY HALF BLACK, morons.

    That’s probably why any of you white people find her attractive and are trying to use it as convenient “see, I’m not racist!” evidence. Get the facts straight.

  47. Get a grip

    These comments are so racists and ignorant. There are beautiful women in all races – everyone has their own preference. Some white men date black women, some black men date white women. There is beauty in all races stop being so bitter and hurtful. It’s so sad people think this way!

  48. Get a grip

    P.S I have lost all respect I had for this site – I thought it was visited by people who love celeb gossip, entertainment and a bit of a laugh but not 2-brain celled racist morons. FYI – a little bit of education for you…..

    The reason black people age ‘better’ is because the melanin in their skin protects them and stops it getting disrupted and harmed by sunlight.

    Having said that, there are PLENTY of white women (like myself and members of my family) was age well and it is not because of genetics it is about your lifestyle, diet and happiness. Look how amazing Ellen Degeneres looks – look how stuning Sharon Stone is (plastic surgery aside). Yes these are celebs I am naming I could name people I know but then (and this may take some time for you slow people to get) you WOULD NOT KNOW THEM.

    Also…this forum is the only place you can air your sad prejudices because in the real world blacks are TAKING over – in politic, entertainment, schools – you name it. It is a new day people and being hateful and bitter is only going to make your life miserable. Not theirs. Goodbye to this site. It is officially UNCOOL. I won’t be checking back for responses so by all means…GO NUTS you white APES.

  49. My little girl's crayon box (true story)

    I am from Mississippi and we really don’t like the black folk very much in these parts. I mean, of they did not put grease and sticky shit in their hair they would look like apes.
    My husband hates blacks so much that he took the black crayon out of our daughter’s crayon box!!! He told her that black is the color of evil and it would be best not to have it around at all. My little girl asked her Daddy about black people and are they evil too. So she learned the truth about them and how in the good ole days a man could own a few of them and make them work in the fields all day so that they would not think about doing evil things all day.

    I just felt that some of you dark skinned folk would get a kick out of this!!!

  50. Jess

    Andrio… you’re a racist bitch!

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