Scary Spice Melanie Brown says she’s taking Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a paternity test. She tells People:
“He’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate. So it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it.”
I’d refuse a DNA test too if it proved I had sex with this thing. If there was a way to get another woman pregnant by making out with your own mom, I’d rather admit to that than to having sex with Scary Spice.
UCSD | May 2, 2007 at 2:06 pm
making out with own mom, wow
Conky | May 2, 2007 at 2:08 pm
She wants half, Eddie!
Scary indeed.
TurdFerguson | May 2, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Scary Spice is damn right. Murphy must be sucking up the coke like a dirt devil.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Eddie Murphy was obviously better off paying the tranny hookers on Sunset Boulevard.
At least they look better, and are incapable of getting preggers.
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Ohy my God, my Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup and Kraft Macaroni and cheese I had for lunch is now on my keyboard….
This photo is the reason that men sleep with each other -
NicotineEyePatch | May 2, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Please. You know for sure he banged Scary. He’s just pissed because she turned out to be a woman. Trannies are a safer bet, note how no other anonymous ‘women’ got knocked up by him.
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Bleah – I wonder if she looked any better during the conception…
I would have just jerked off, threw it at her, and called it a day…
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | May 2, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I wish, I wish, I wish you needed a license to procreate.
Ideally there should be no need for paternity tests, but we live in a world without scruples, and a surplus of Slutty McSluttingtons.
*adjusts petticoats and frowns disapprovingly in the world’s general direction**
Bern | May 2, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I … don’t … know … what … wow.
Jimbo ? | May 2, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Fuck you would have to take me to court to prove that I fucked something that scary. Eddie deserves to have his dick removed
p0nk | May 2, 2007 at 2:15 pm
eddie deserves an award for assisting the continuance of the otherwise endangered sasquatch species. But not necessarily an award for brains or taste.
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I suppose also, that one could simply cum on her feet and let the flies do the work for you, rather than sully the penis by inserting it into something so fucking hideous….but I suppose crack cocaine may be the new Viagra…
State Of Brain | May 2, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Wow, look at the booty on her! Looks like she is pregnant in the front and the rear.
She must be eating good, cause she is eating for two, maybe five.
-sob
jamie | May 2, 2007 at 2:24 pm
She looks good in some of her pics.
MadRavingStark | May 2, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Scary Spice as the Mother
Eddie “Tranni Loving” Murphy as the father
I got ten bucks that says this kid is going to knock Rumor Willis out of the top spot as the Worlds Ugliest Celebakid
Victor Ward | May 2, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Eddie’s defense was that he was ‘wookin’ pah nub in aw da wong paces.’
Binky | May 2, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Scary is just preparing Eddie for his new movie – ‘Nightmare Girls’
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:28 pm
This is a great case for anal sex as a viable form of birth control….
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Here is a short film of what the baby will look like…follow this link and enjoy…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLmhGb4ZdZo
kellygirl57 | May 2, 2007 at 2:30 pm
LOL @ #16
Plastic Sturgeon | May 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm
@#16 That was brilliant.
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 2:51 pm
#16 lol i never thought i’d find another person that tolcks lyke mi.
man, i finally showed this pic to my neice and said “this restaurant pig will get you if you’re not a good little girl.” first she screamed, but she’s a good little girl.
Spindoc | May 2, 2007 at 2:52 pm
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Oh Please, Eddie said that he wuold wait for the paternity test. Well Eddie, ya little bitch, nows your chance, so take it. Hell, if people actually sat through The Adventures of Pluto Nash without dying you can give a saliva sample.
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Maybe he could the placenta on Oprah…
woodhorse | May 2, 2007 at 2:56 pm
maybe they should go on the Jerry Springer show…
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 2:56 pm
EAT the placenta – jeez, I cannot type today…
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I hope Eddie doesn’t go on Oprah and start jumping on the sofa – this bitch’s cooch can’t even come close to Katie Holmes’…
janie | May 2, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Hey, maybe Im the only one here who defends her but this is just an awesomely bad photo. I think normally she looks better. At least she was okay as a Spice Girl. And this is how she looks after having sex with Donkey. Or maybe Shrek himself.
Thomas the Wrapper | May 2, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Weird that a transvestite can get pregnant. Maybe post-op. Scary Splice.
ToiletDuck | May 2, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#28 – I agree, but I think the only photo that would make her look good is where she is posing with her ankles behind her ears…
LoneWolf | May 2, 2007 at 3:40 pm
He’s not taking the test because he knows he’s probably the father. Kind of like the reason Howard K. Stern *wouldn’t* take the test – because he knew he probably wasn’t the father.
This picture would be a lot more relevant if she hadn’t whelped a month ago.
pana1718 | May 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm
WTF? EDDY MURPHY? and WTH happened to her?!?!?!
XeoRad | May 2, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Right – I thought he was into tranny hookers. She must have used a strap-on. Are any of the former Spice Girls even normal? You have Pig-nosed Posh, Tranny Scary, Lezbo Sporty, Fat Ginger and WTF is up with the Baby Spice? Maybe she’s trying to resurect a career based on a complete lack of talent. No, sorry, that’s Posh who’s doing that. All the Tom Cruise connections, mega-rich husband’s money can’t help there. BTW, TCLTC!!!!!!!!!!!
krazihottkelli | May 2, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Doesn’t surprise me about Eddie..isn’t he the dick that was caught with a guy dressed as a girl prostitute a while back?
here | May 2, 2007 at 5:45 pm
I was just thinking of what a person would look like if they were cut in half with a table saw, their torso were moved forward about 12 inches, and then the whole thing was sewn together again. From a side view, it apparently would appear to add 12 inches to their ass. Good luck, Eddie.
cm | May 2, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Wow, she really is scary, all right. That is the wierdest shaped body I’ve ever seen. What the heck did Eddie Murphy see in her? No amount of makeup can make that pretty!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | May 2, 2007 at 6:56 pm
“wookin’ pah nub” & I want HALF eddieeee
rotfl@classic Murphy! Awesome!
felishous | May 2, 2007 at 8:48 pm
holy mother of god!
scary indeed!
Russell_Reyes | May 3, 2007 at 4:06 am
#2, you just made me remember one of the funniest stand up routines in existance, thank you.
teehee, i said #2
F-Sucker | May 3, 2007 at 4:52 am
It’s time for a Spice Girls reunion!!!!
I just want to see how fat and nasty they’ve gotten. Except for Posh, who joined the Fantastic 4 as “Plastic Woman.”
krazihottkelli | May 3, 2007 at 7:25 am
Thank goodness DrDickBreathPlowShit is sleeping……
damon2020 | May 3, 2007 at 8:39 am
She looks like a Gonnie Goo Goo in that photo,
However she looked pretty before she was pregnant. I’m sure I would look nasty if I had the spawn of Eddie in me.
But good for her to take him to court and make him own up. I just hope for her that the child really is his so that she doesn’t look like an ass.
jrzmommy♠ | May 3, 2007 at 8:54 am
I wish they’d settle all of this on Judge Judy and Maury like the rest of the low lives of the world.
arden | May 3, 2007 at 9:10 am
He has (according to various interviews) always wanted a DNA test. She’s throwing a snit that he hasn’t been to see the baby. The baby he isn’t sure is his, and that if he actually asked to see she would likely make the engagement a total ordeal. She is obviously still hung up. Hung up enough to name the baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown. MURPHY FUCKING BROWN!!! Are you SHITTIN’ me??!!!
LeeLee | May 3, 2007 at 1:28 pm
What I keep wondering is how did she know someday she really would be able to live up to the title of Scary Spice?
dovescry1999 | May 3, 2007 at 3:56 pm
#12,16,-RAOFLMMFAO!!!!
mrlithium | May 3, 2007 at 4:06 pm
this is so bad publicity for him, he should have just admitted it and saved himself the publicity nightmare which the media is gonna have a field day with. everyone wants him to be the dad so they can laugh at him, but he should just come right out and say yea i fucked her and the kids mine and i support this and this and that and im proud of her for having this baby ON HER OWN. that way he can get out of any child support without having to be dragged into court.
saltpeanuts | May 3, 2007 at 6:11 pm
So tell me whatcha want
whatcha really really want
I wanna
I wanna
uh huh huh uh uh eh eh eh yes yes yes YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
entertainthetxgirl | May 3, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Why does she have to dress like a sloppy hoe momma-to-be? What was Eddie thinking??? Maybe he was thinking that something good can come outta something Scary!
bluecanary | May 6, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Bad looks or no (and from this photo it looks like she got caught unawares early one morning sans makeup and ready to pop. To be fair, who wouldn’t look bad in that scenario?), only a classless loser goes around yelling to the media “that ain’t my baby. That could be anybody’s baby.”
If it’s not his baby, he should’ve quietly ordered a blood test. But no, he’s fighting it. Which means not only is he a classless loser, he’s that kid’s father as well.
Eddie Murphy, meet the last guy who said “that ain’t my baby,” Liz Hurley’s ex, Stephen Bing. Oh yeah, turns out that WAS his baby.