Scary Spice is very pregnant

This is a contribution to the fertility of human.

If I was a writer for the Fish, I would have a running gag, that I would only bring out in certain circumstances, and it would be, “There are no words.”

That is what I’d leave as a caption for this.

Keeping in mind I’d only save it for special occasions.

Annnd this is one of them.

There are no words.

“67. Posted by NotTheMomma
just turn out the lights first. it’s all pink in the dark.”

ACTUALLY, the rods of the eyes- which are solely responsible for our night vision- have no real ability to discern color. What little “night vision” humans have is black-and-white, grey tones.

You know it’s pink in your mind’s eye, so you think of it as being pink even in the dark, but it’s read in grey tones by the rods in very low light. (I won’t obvious make the ROD-LABIA analogy here)

Next time you’re with some labia minora, turn off all the artificial light and try to look at it in low moonlight. Everything looks greyish in the dark.

Then start singing to her “when the moon hits your crotch like a big pizza-pie, that’s a’more” ..cuz that’d be really funny. XD

happy steak and blow job day.

#103 You’re one of God’s literal children, aren’t you?

This is a case of mistaken identity. This is NOT Scary Spice. It is Scariest Spice. (SHUDDER… penis shrinking like a frightened turtle)

#102- You might be right?
There just might not be no words except for #104′s “happy steak and blow job day.”

i’m sooo lmao at all these comments these straight guys are making.

ya know, just for the simple fact that you’re hetero and actually taking the time to read and…my god, post, on a celebrity gossip blog, i can only imagine how incredibly sad your lives are. i hope you have plenty of girls with low self-esteem comin’ your way. poor fellas. :(

Now she looks like your typical American negro on welfare.

After seeing a 300 lb Tori Spelling, I just looked at this and went.. *shrug* Anti-climactic.

dear god kill me now!

@108, you must be one huge 300pound piece of pure ugly heifer.

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2nd trimester is super-horny time. I was. I was climbing all over my husband’s mast like Captain Hook. I wanted to smother his face with my boobs all day and night. They were spectacular by then.

Then you hit the last trimester and you’re like “STFU! I can’t see my crotch anymore to trim it! Goddammit I’ve got hemorrhoids! I can’t sleep! I can’t tie my fucking shoes! You did this! DIE FUCKER DIE! Where’s my Ambien!? Get it OUT OUT OUT! Get it out! I need a martini! Fuck you!!”

Nature’s a beautiful thing <3

shut the fuck up, barbadofatass. check out my myspace and see how incredibly wrong you are. i’m sure you have plenty of spare time, being as that you’re a loser and all.

@113 um…wow. it sounds like you had a beautiful pregnancy. all you need now is maybe some zoloft or possibly heroin to calm your nerves…other than that, i think you turned out pretty well. :)

You are on MYSPACE, and you’re calling ME a LOSER! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I’m not going to to yours or anyone’s space to look at fake pictures fatso.

You guys think deadly skinny it’s beautiful, what’s fun at looking at a skeleton? its disgusting like looking at the runaway models She is pregnant every woman gets bigger when they are pregnant

@109 yep, my thoughts exactly

Oh and 113, LMFAO! God that is funny. But also makes me never want to get pregnant, fuck that shit, I’ll just pull an angelina and buy some etheopian orphan or something.

DIS-GUST-ING!
my whole body is quivering from disgust.

big booties are gross.

my whole body is quivering from disgust.

my whole body is quivering from disgust.

ye, i also think she could be more nice

#120, you have got to be kidding with that comment. More cushin for the pushin is what I say. I’d take a big ass anyday over one of the Olsen twins.

Dooood! Whaddup wid all dat boooty?