An 8-month pregnant Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) was spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday. And I can’t help but wonder if I’ve ever seen true beauty until today. That face. That body. It’s like I’m finally using my eyes for the first time.
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HerpesHilton | March 14, 2007 at 8:22 am
Scary AND bootilicious. Do you think the baby will lean more towards trannies when it grows up?
wedgeone | March 14, 2007 at 8:23 am
First a preggo Tori and NOW a preggo Scary? WTF is this site coming to?!?
hendero | March 14, 2007 at 8:23 am
once he started filming Norbit that relationship had no chance
schack | March 14, 2007 at 8:24 am
so, is it eddie murphey’s kid or not?
Donkey | March 14, 2007 at 8:27 am
Looks like she’s giving someone “THE EVIL EYE”.
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 8:30 am
Oooof, that’s one rough looking bitch.
Donkey | March 14, 2007 at 8:31 am
Or… maybe she’s fanning away a fart?
She has that look like; “uh what have I been eating…”
MrSemprini | March 14, 2007 at 8:31 am
Scary, yeah, but in a DIFFERENT way.
Wow, she’s something like beautiful, or not. Oh yeah, I meant ick.
jesseeca | March 14, 2007 at 8:39 am
since men don’t have to go through the whole pregnancy thing, i don’t think they have any right to comment on how pregnant women look. especially since most guys eventually end up looking pregnant themselves.
ballie | March 14, 2007 at 8:39 am
@7
It must be a hell of a fart if it makes your belly blow up like that!
Fifth Stooge | March 14, 2007 at 8:40 am
#4- Let me try.
Is that Eddie’s baby momma?
MonkeyBrains | March 14, 2007 at 8:40 am
Damn, When the badonkadonk goes bad. I wish I had more hands. I’d give that ass four thumbs down.
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 14, 2007 at 8:40 am
That may be the only picture of her in existence without her flashing her tongue piercing.
PS Actually, that tongue piercing could be what started her whole pregnancy thing in the first place….
daguz | March 14, 2007 at 8:41 am
jesseeca farted
MonkeyBrains | March 14, 2007 at 8:43 am
Hi # 9,
You’re on a site called The Superficial. What do you think superficial means?
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 8:46 am
All the SpiceWhores are hideous, always were and always will be. Pure, EURO. TRASH.
Fifth Stooge | March 14, 2007 at 8:46 am
Is that an ass or a shelf?
schack | March 14, 2007 at 8:48 am
com’on monkeybreath, we all know we’re happy that folks like jeesseeca come ’round to help us be grateful that we’re not THAT person.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 8:49 am
i’d say it’s an assshelf
schack | March 14, 2007 at 8:53 am
which is the bound and gagged version of
ahhhhhelp!
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 8:53 am
#9 jeseeca,
yeah, and since women don’t have a penis, i don’t think they should be telling guys what they can and can’t say, how they can and can’t feel, and what they can and can’t look at.
grow one, and then you can be superior, until then, stay…a woman. yeah.
it amazes me how women say “you can’t comment on blah blah cuz you’re not a woman, and you don’t know how we feel” and then proceed to tell men how they should act and feel.
shanonorato | March 14, 2007 at 8:55 am
that almost looks…painful
EvilEm | March 14, 2007 at 8:57 am
Damn, which end has the baby inside???
DrunkBlogger | March 14, 2007 at 9:00 am
She just ate a big burrito, that’s all.
vandelayindustries | March 14, 2007 at 9:04 am
Holy shit, looks like that burrito was the size of connecticut!
DrPhowstus | March 14, 2007 at 9:07 am
@9 — jeseeca, I’d like to make your throat pregnant. Seriously, it’s possible.
You guys need to stop acting like you’ve never fucked anyone that looks like this. I mean decent knockers, pretty fat ass. As long as you can deal with the constant doggie style and the kicks from her belly, she’d be like fucking a weeble. And who amongst us hasn’t wanted to try and do that? Oh, just me? Fucking prudes. Pregnant chicks are easy to pick up (not literally) because their self esteem is at their lowest. And that’s when I strike.
Fifth Stooge | March 14, 2007 at 9:07 am
Eddie likes big butts and he can not lie.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:10 am
well, #21, i think you bring up a good point, which is that jeseeeca has no authority over us, and authority is the precondition for useful chastisement. when one lacks leverage entriely, diplomacy and persuasion can no longer be the practice of moralization, but must be the art of seduction. MAKE us FALL in love with you, jesseeca, or put your wagging finger where it might do someone some good.
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:11 am
#26
DAMN! it’s like you know me so well.
i have to raise my hand….guilty…thought i could hide it, but you’re too good.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:13 am
why would you want a girl when her self-esteem is low? that just means she’ll be excessively clingy and crazy once you do fuck, and she’ll probably break into your email and tell all your friends that your scrotal web is so big that your dick looks like a pimple on your ballsack.
Italian Stallion | March 14, 2007 at 9:14 am
Another Sasquatch sighting I see……..
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:16 am
#30
cuz, above everything else, women with low self esteem do the NASTY stuff that my ex girlfriend wouldn’t do. :)
connie2331 | March 14, 2007 at 9:17 am
this is what it looks like in DETROIT. she is going to pick up the state aid check, go to KFC, then off to the crackhouse, go to the party store and pick up some colt 45, then go home and get some sleep.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:19 am
lmao
i know i’m worthless, and i’ll shit on your chest any day, papi ;)
jesseeca | March 14, 2007 at 9:21 am
my deepest apologies to everyone. I, like all of you, was voicing my opinion. I wasn’t issuing some mandate. calm the fuck down!
schack, i assume you’re like those people who just like to hear themselves talk, except you like to read your own posts instead.
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:22 am
#34,
hahaha, i love it! uh, the joke…not the scat thing…i was drunk, and she said she “slipped” so i ignored it…after an hour or so.
ceo | March 14, 2007 at 9:22 am
still, it’s a good thing she’s pregnant, it will delay their reunion tour, and leave time to kill one of them and cancel the whole thing.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:24 am
well, for the most part they are the wittiest and most well written.
but i find your constant bitching pretty endearing too, hon.
DrPhowstus | March 14, 2007 at 9:25 am
@30 — What? Are you trying to buy her flowers or fuck her? Get your priorities straight. It’s amazing how a well placed pillow under her belly can hide the fact that she is engorged with human child. Plus, she’ll be more likely to swallow you hollow, since she’s feeling unattractive and bloated. Then you tell her you’ll call her, but of course you’ll be lying.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:25 am
how long did it take to stop steaming?
licklick | March 14, 2007 at 9:28 am
Can’t quite figure out how she is going to have her kid.
Is she going to shit it out or does she prefer natural childbirth?
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:29 am
#40
stop it…i’m laffing my ass off. oh god. my eyes are watering. (gotta think of a good retort)
uh…
she had me blindfolded.
N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 9:30 am
you know what? I’m going to show this pic to my kid when she gets older and tell her that this is what comes into your room at night when she’s a bad little girl. SHOW OF HANDS: Will it work?
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:32 am
#43
***raises hand***
then i’m callin the authorities. that’s child abuse!
:)
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:32 am
sorry, dude, what can i say? i’m a sucker for laughing, sunlit skin on a sunday and tickle torture. my mom always told me, “boi, if i do one thing right i’m gonna raise you to be a lover. you don’t have to go to harvard, or even fordham. just learn how to love.”
damnit you bitch, you made me such a pussy! i even like them crazy *lowers eyes in shame*
N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 9:34 am
@35
shut the fuck up already! PLEASE shut up jeseeca before i post your picture up there and say “the REAL superficial: because this bitch is UGLY”
NotTheMomma | March 14, 2007 at 9:35 am
schack, hold your head up man! be proud.
my mom refused to teach me to be a good lover, no matter how many times i snuck up on her in the bedroom when she was asleep.
hahaha
gotcha!
i think
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:35 am
seriously, though, papi (nothemommi), you call me, you let me know. i won’t shit for days, i’ll hold it in. you bring the cocaine.
N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 9:35 am
@44. you know you’d do it too. lol
schack | March 14, 2007 at 9:37 am
yup. you nailed me. for sure.