Scary Spice has reasonable demands

August 10th, 2007 // 98 Comments
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Eddie Murphy’s people are claiming that Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, demanded a $9 million mansion from him and that’s what started their feud. Scary Spice went on Larry King Live last night and when Larry King asked her about it, she never actually denied it. TMZ reports:

Scary also revealed that she and Eddie tattooed their names on each other — and claimed that the ink proves that they were, “very much in love and wanted to have a family together” adding, “You don’t tattoo somebody’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant, let’s put it that way.”

The Mirror also reveals that Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, used to beat up his wife and cheat on all his girlfriends. Like a lot. And I don’t know much about relationships, but I think beating up your wife and cheating on her is maybe the best foundation for a healthy marriage. As is chaining her to the kitchen and using her breasts as a table. But that’s just my opinion. I’m a hopeless romantic.

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Comments (98)

  1. Queenbuzz | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    First…

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  2. nagger please | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    How can she be black without bootlips and flaring nostrils?

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  3. willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    looks like she’s taking the britney spears approach to post-delivery, drink & smoke heavily.

    that area between her boobs is revolting, especially so in the last picture.

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  4. Queenbuzz | August 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    So anywho…Scary Spice is a golddigga…Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat dad….NEXT

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  5. The Judge | August 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    This is a perfect example of a nasty ass crack whore…

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  6. aleesaface | August 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    for some reason i think this is completely reasonable…
    we cant foget she is dealing with “beverly hills cock”

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  7. Rim Job | August 10, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    Her cleavage could use an antibiotic…

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  8. Lon Chaney | August 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    @5: Most definitely, my friend.

    I think she’s anally raping Eddie Murphy for money since she’s probably spent all of the money she “earned” as a Spice Girl and she knows the world tour will crash and burn. I am praying it does. The Spice Girls are a stain among stains on this Earth.

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  9. Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Too. Fucked. Up. For. Words.

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  10. my comment | August 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Chainsmoking, boozing, cackling, animal print bathing suit-wearing, fat pig stuffed into spike heels at a pool ho.

    Sure glad she’s not MY mother.

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  11. my comment | August 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Oh ya and another thing. Buy a better WIG!

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  12. RichPort | August 10, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    I’s like to impregnate her rectum.

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  13. ???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 10, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    I hope zhe takez all hiz money
    If zhe ruined her body for that
    dickhead..then give her the
    big buckz…

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  14. ssdd | August 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    One can only imagine the mushrooms growing under those flaps of sweaty black meat titties.

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  15. Bjoern | August 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    She look’s scary to me. :\

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  16. Bigsteamyone | August 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    She should change her name to Scarey Fat Ass , that’s it have some more wine…it’s great that her nursing child will be drinking a fine vintage .

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  17. hello my name is joe | August 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    I agree with everything she says. That is why I have Jessica Alba’s name tattooed across my chest.

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  18. ^^^^^^^^^KrazyHotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^^^ | August 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    #13. who ruined your body, kelli?
    u zhould definitely zue them
    for that kind of damage

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  19. FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    You guys are mean!!!

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  20. wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    I would suck her black ass dry.
    There wouldn’t be nothing left when I got done with her. I would get so down and dirty, damn I’m so hot.

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  21. Dufus | August 10, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    iz her boobs growin

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  22. ???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    No guy will ever ruin my body…
    anyone who haz a child now
    in thiz zhitty world zhould B zhot
    to death..nothing to live for ..but
    the end of all good thingz..

    Now…az I put my bikini on …I will
    B exiting to the Ocean…have fun
    b=ing Me?

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  23. regular | August 10, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    SKanky Spice, more like it.

    Guys, I think Kelli has a masochist fantasy, where she acts retarded in here on purpose because she loves to be hated on. We should all help her to recovery by ignoring her. The sooner we do, the sooner she may get the help she desperately needs!!

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  24. Pedro | August 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    I think she needs to demand the 9 million in cash, so she can get the scary out of the spice

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  25. Shallow Val | August 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    I am hating this chick more and more each day. She loooks like she’s a fucking conceited bitch. Fucking no talent dump factory. At least Sporty can do backflips.

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  26. mabbo | August 10, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    What does she need Eddie’s money for? Each Spice Girl is receiving 20 million dollars for this comeback tour. You can add the 30 odd million that she pocketed for her stint as a Spice Girl. Bitch has tens of millions of dollars in her bank account! She is HARDLY a desperate starving welfare mother.

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  27. Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    #22. You should burned this image into my brain of a fat, hairy, fifty year old guy trying to squeeze into a string bikini. Bleck.

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  28. Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Sorry about the posting. Have a screeching hang over.

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  29. sexy scarlett | August 10, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    “You don’t tattoo someone’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant.” Hell yes, you do. She sounds like a fifth grader…”Oh, you don’t scribble someone’s name on your notebook if you aren’t gonna marry them at recess.”

    Please, get a grip…now i know why she’s called scary spice. Scary, possessive, I-will-not-be-ignored spice.

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  30. pablo13 | August 10, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    She has great figure completely, although it has given birth child.

    http://uncovera.com

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  31. HoboChic | August 10, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Let us not forget that Murphy deserves it. She could be the anti-Christ, and the universe still wouldn’t be even with him excreting into it “My Girl Wants to Party All the Time.”

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  32. sexy scarlett | August 10, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    and….is she going into some acne induced coma in that last pic?

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  33. sexy scarlett | August 10, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    Pablo 13 — are you speaking English?

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  34. xxraymama | August 10, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    EEEWWW.
    Why did she not attempt to drag a comb through that weave? Or at least pull it back or hide it under a hat.
    Obviously she put forth enough effort to cram into a swimsuit 2 sizes too small.
    The high heels at the beach thing frightens me more than the hair, though.

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  35. TS | August 10, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    #1, URA a dork. You know why, so don’t even ask.

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  36. Michelle Double D | August 10, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    Cant she get a job ?

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  37. N@ughty | August 10, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    my only concern for her is her reputation. i mean claiming to be in love with Eddie Murphy (at this gay point in his life) is like claiming to have been Joan of Arc in a previous life. Joan was executed and Eddie is…apparently gay. either way, you got BURNED…

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  38. Bull Emeya | August 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    #37 hahahahaha! i just like totally fucking got that dude like OMG! like wow…just, WOW! i mean its just like totally freak me out i mean like RIGHT ON!

    oh i dont feel so good.

    **throws up a hamburger…again.

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  39. cornie on a candlestick | August 10, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    #38 r u Amy Winehouse’s cousin?

    ’cause if you are then…that makes me wanna go to rehab too. i mean…no, no, no.

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  40. somewhereinthemiddle | August 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Is leopard print the uniform of no talent cum dumpsters or is it just coincidence?

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  41. blackface | August 10, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    uh the leopard suit is just the stadard tribal clothing from where the boat picked her up 200 years ago…still hasn’t taken it off.

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  42. Italian Stallion | August 10, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Darkness………..

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  43. woodhorse | August 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Normally that situation might alarm me on her behalf but I’m pretty sure Scary can kick Belafonte’s ass. $50 bucks says he can’t chain her to the stove.

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  44. Lovely | August 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Holy chest bone

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  45. wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    #20 – You mean you would troll her black ass dry, schack.
    I have more respect for myself than to follow Eddie Murphy down that cavern.

    Back to looking Scary again, I see. Ladies and Gentlemen, the next successor to Britney. Look to see her a lot more on this site, unfortunately.

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  46. timothy donnell | August 10, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Now I see what it feels like when the wites a belittled on the prodominately black sites! Im somewhere in between considering im black and my wife is white. LORD help us all!!

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  47. woodhorse | August 10, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    #46 Could you get Carpe Mundus to go back to work? His sweet ass is taking one hellova long vacation.

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  48. blackface | August 10, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    @46

    nice spelling. must have taut dat shzit in da hood

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  49. Nic | August 10, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    STOP this marriage mess! Read first: WhyIDont.com – Why men are saying I DONT!

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  50. Infonistacrat! | August 10, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    All.Day.Long Just like a drum…and you know what I mean

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