Scary Spice gives birth


Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl early this morning, though no name has been picked out yet and she’s just being referred to as Baby Brown. And because Scary Spice is a slut, she’s still not sure who the father is. She claims Eddie Murphy is the father, but Murphy said on a Dutch TV show last December:

“I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”

If I was Eddie I’d be denying I was the father too, just so nobody thought I ever had sex with Scary Spice. It’d be like getting caught having sex with a moose. Or admit to masturbating to Sesame Street.