Scarlett Johansson’s snot worth $5,300
Scarlett Johansson has mucus-y gold coming out her face. She recently auctioned off a used tissue that she blew her nose into on The Tonight Show and some sucker paid $5,300 for it. And by sucker I of course mean serial killer. BBC News reports:
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, before putting it in a bag and signing it.
Proceeds from the sale are going to hunger charity USA Harvest, the charity of Scarlett Johansson’s choice.
The actress appeared on Tonight to promote her latest movie, The Spirit, in which she stars in alongside Samuel L Jackson.
Johansson told Leno she had caught a cold from him and thought her illness had more “value” as it had been passed from one celebrity to another.
Before all you wiseasses out there say “Heh, I’ve got something in a tissue you can sell.” You should probably know I spent the past five minutes cornering the market. On that note, I’m taking a nap under my desk. Hey, whose tissues are these?! Oh, right…