Scarlett Johansson wins creepiest girlfriend award

@51,

See #52 for the answer

She feels that all her expendable body parts are wear worthy; hair, nails, old pieces of skin, teeth and any guy would give his nuts to have it on a string.

Mark my words, she’ll probably get a star on the walk of fame with her tit prints on the cement.

One of the ruling caste’s own little fat nasty pigs. This why we are told to believe this average cow is soooooooooooo beautiful. Like sarah silverman is funny too I guess. yeah that bitch is soooo clever.
Is there a channel with only white people on it? you know, gentiles, the real Americana? Guten tag

Still one step below the blood vial necklaces of thorton/jolie fame, but I guess Scarlett has been lacking in making news recently.
Creep city.

natalie portman is a prettier jew i think.

55 -
you are mad because these people are more successful than you. they have so much money and power and intelligence don’t they?
you hate them, all of their nobel prizes, phds, e = mc^2. seinfeld wasn’t that clever, was it?
what can you do about it??
you hate them because they are smarter and happier…
maybe you can start a group with other slow white people that are also jealous and crazy..
later you can take care of the gypsies blacks and gays

Hey! Let’s leave the gypsies out of this!!

If she was a REALLY good girlfriend, she would have given Ryan the Vicodin her Dentist prescribed instead of her wisdom tooth!

Scarlett peaked in Lost in Translation. The puffy-lipped look is SOOOOOOOOOO played out. I suggest Marcia Brady thin-lips become the new look (no – NOT joking)

Has anyone noticed Bore-lettis TRYING (not succeeding) at being a Gwen Stefani maxi-me?! She’s just boring, and trying to do the brainy-Reese-thing, and it’s NOT working for either of them. Bring us some GOOD STARS…please?!

There is just something so unhygenic about her. I can’t remember who said it on this site but it was something like: “She just looks like someone who doesn’t wipe their ass properly.” That coupled with her undeserved celebration and arrogant ‘tude are what make her so unappealing.

Gee honey, thanks for the biohazard!

Yechh…her titties have stretch marks.

omfg .. wtf… who wants to wear a tooth around their neck? i mean damn.. celebrities are crazy

#58, Hitler was the bastard son of a Rothschild and worked for the Jews. World War II was just a staged event to gain sympathy for the Jews, and to provide an excuse for creating the state of Israel. It would never have happened unless they made it seem necessary. You don’t think they’d sacrifice some of their own so that the master plan could be accomplished?

Jews have controlled banking since the French Revolution. They control ALL the money. So, let me ask you, how do you think Hitler went from being a starving artist to this all-powerful Oberfuhrer with the biggest army in the world? Hasn’t that rags-to-riches story ever struck you as being just a little fishy? The sad part is that the German people went along with this hoax.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway…

In other news:

Scarlett, still creepy & gross.

@ 36, in no fucking way is this trendy among young people. here, i shit in a paper bag. happy birthday guy i’m boning! what a bitch. i hope he gets her a dead kitten in a box for christmas.

are you fucking kidding me? i can explain that,,,and that goes for all women,,,,the mentality is, they think whats between their legs is all the gift a guy needs, so theirs very little effort put on gifts,,,i defy any man to state a nice gift they receive from a girl friend or wife…

oh what the fuck ever #68. it depends on the woman and how much she actually pays attention to her man. i always buy thoughtful gifts for my man. tell me a $150 leather jacket isn’t a nice gift!

Firstly, where do all of these people get the idea that white people (ahem, non-JEWISH white people) should be running America? Who said it belongs to anyone? White people stole it from the Indians, so that’s the first reason you all are completely retarded. Who the fuck died and said white Christians should rule all?

Second, if the Jews are such a sneaky ruling race, then wow, you must all be pretty fucking stupid and unclever and unpowerful to let them run you. If you’re so smart, go do something about it. It’s like, oh waahhhh, mommy, I lost at chess. Well you idiot, you lost because your opponent was BETTER THAN YOU. So if you’re not in control of the money and politics, what does that say about you? If you’re not smart enough to gain control, then you don’t deserve it. Period. You don’t deserve to run America by default. The logic these fucktards use is so cunty. If you take a look at these boo-hooing posters, you will see why they don’t control anything. That’s the second reason you’re retarded.

To the poor demented person who wrote about the Holocaust being a hoax..meh, I don’t have the energy to fight with mental midgits today. But yeah, I’m sure the most documented event in history sure was a hoax, and those starving emaciated people who are also seen piled in mass bony graves and being burned, tortured and shot all did it so they could go HAHAHA ALL YOU NON JEWS, THE JOKE’S ON YOU WE DID THIS TO GAIN POWER. I mean, it was clearly faked. We all know the special effects in those days were superb. That’s the third reason you’re retarded.

Pretty much, the fourth reason many of you are retarded is because you’re a product of your parents, who also happen to be siblings and second cousins. But that’s a story for another day.

If you don’t like Jews, you can kiss my ass, and I’ll take back my e=mc^2 you snivelling shit. Along with half of the other crap you use and enjoy in your everyday life. Go die. Alone. In a bitter, dark alley somewhere.

Signed, a Jew who controls you

***Spelling mistakes, woohoo!

*Midget
*Sniveling

P.S. Check out the link, it might really help some of you!

lol, you can keep your e=mc^2 and i’ll take back my pet rock, thank you!

Much better creepy than clingy and boring like Jessica Alba.

I am:
32B-24-34
132 IQ last time I checked
Curly long hair
Always gets picked up in a bar when not going with a guy, even when trying to avoid attention
Has been asked to model for lingerie and bikinis
Asian, though. Is that a problem for you?

I’m no lesbian, but I loved your comment enough that even if you’re female, I’m willing to try it out.

it is so weird how good she looks in a low-cut dress and full make-up, but then looks completely dumpy and average when just out and about

#63 Are you human? Most people have stretch marks in one place or another.

@70 Now that is good burn! Great great retort. Catching the spelling errors before the hoard, better yet. #70 apologies in advance for what I’m certain are misspellings but I know you catch my drift. Mazzle mazzle.

And everybody thought Jolie was weird with her blood viles around her neck. :D

i would like that, if a girl did that for me

Are you kidding me? This girl is butt ugly. She’s overweight, overrated and just plain ridiculous. She could never touch the real beauty of Hollywood. Sorry Scarlett, you’ll always be miss oink oink to me.

oh-ver-rated

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haha You sure subscribe to some fantastic bullshit. Also I heard that Lincoln was a Rothschild. What about Bush? ahhh ok.
War is big $$$$$$. The bankers and industrialists set Germany up. But the krauts gave them a shock and wage war VERY VERY well and had them shitting themselves. And NO jews were not sacrificed to idiot. That was a nazi thing moron. The Russian winter destroyed them. If they had gained the Ural oil fields WE would have sued for peace. Germany won WW1 until we had to save the sissy Brits (who also lost WW2).
I am not jealous of hook nosed jews. Do not mindlessly confuse disgust with jealousy. I am proud of my heritage. Why would I want be what I am not???
Seinfeld was idiotic with a raucous laugh track and loud annoying middle aged jews acting like cheap assholes. This is entertaining?
Curb your Enthusiasm is the worst show i have ever seen. I like how Larry DAvid goes around wearing black, ha ha . I am a rich, cheap, petty asshole worth $450 million as he lets us all know.
How is it fair that one man is worth half a billion for writing an immature show ????
Anyway on and on Suck mo betta jewish dick, losers.
To the rest of you … throw off the thrall and make this country what is was intended to be…

those were some really dedicated actors who posed for those pics at the concentration camps , huh?
i am not jewish and i love seinfeld and curb your enthusiasm. apparently i am not the only one cause word on the street is that they are both popular shows for people with higher education.
my doctor is a jew and has a cute button nose, like goldie hawn.

where do people who hate the jews live?
and where do you get your info from?
it isn’t in history books, in school etc..
your drunken german grandfather?
why do you believe him?
i’ve never met a jew i didn’t like.
i thought the whole anti-semite thing was a myth, i actually hadn’t met people that hated them. but i guess there are people that hate them and judge all of them before knowing them.
good job anti-semites, now you make me feel sorry for the jews and want to stick up for them. i wouldn’t have felt bad for them before… the holocaust is over and all, and most of them are doing well, but now that i know there are people that hate them like you… i feel sorry for them. and wow, look how far they’ve made it.. despite people hating them. i guess people that really hate them aren’t very high up on the economic food chain. maybe you’re just not that smart?

if she was someone i knew, i would think she is pretty and kinda of unusual looking. but because she is famous and supposed to be ultra hot, i don’t think she is that great and her head is kinda of large ( literally).

…and northern europe and Anglos rule the earth. sorry

Aryan peoples lost the country? Um Bush and Clinton are not white? 200 million folk here are white. Dumbass, wishful thinking. Just like in South Africa and the Alamo, it only take a few of us to rule.

cow considered attractive? she is fat and not even pretty

This is a Jew-bilee

They don’t let most people keep their teeth, they’re considered “biohazard” and have to be disposed of once removed from the mouth.

I’m shocked this was allowed, for her, if it is in fact real.

But maybe she flashed the dentist in order from him to “look the other way”. And then flashed the jeweler to dip the tooth in gold. Then flashed Ryan to make him to think she was a total weirdo….

I like how she said of that child molester Woody Allen “I would hem that man’s pants”. what does that mean? Man he must have big contacts in da buz for her to suck up like that.

i like her very much, she is so beautiful and special, but someone say that she has a account on sugarcupid.com, i just can not believe it.

Scarleett Is Wanting Me So Bad ,She’d do anything to Date Me…Love me and or Marry me……………

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But How Would And What Would Jessica Simpson say About That…………..

Scarleett Is Wanting Me So Bad ,She’d do anything to Date Me…Love me and or Marry me……………

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But How Would And What Would Jessica Simpson say About That…………..

Am i the only one thinking this is really unique and orignial present?!

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How did a golden tooth turn into an anti-jew, black, chinese fight. I personally don’t think there is anything wrong with them getting married. I hope it lasts longer than other Hollywood marriages have lately. And as for her being ugly, where does that come from, jealousy? Most of the planet would disagree with you. And I would like to know how she is overweight. I weigh 180, and although I am not proud of it, considering my height, I am not obese. In fact if you look at my pics on myspace, tornadotongue6996, you would not be able to tell that I weigh that much. She may be overweight to someone that weighs 100 lbs. But in the real world, men like curves, hips, breasts, thighs. There is nothing wrong with her lips either. At least hers are real, which is more than I can say for half of the women in Hollywood. This girl has NEVER had any plastic surgery, and will probably never need it. We don’t read bad things about her in the tabloids, she’s not out drinking and driving, puking in public, or showing her crotch to anyone who cares to look. She doesn’t sleep with everything with a penis, or a vagina for that matter. I don’t know what compels people to say bad things about someone that they don’t even know. She’s never been in treatment, never been caught shoplifting or had a DUI. She doesn’t do drugs that we know of, she loves children and animals and she doesn’t use vulgar language. She doesn’t try to hide from the papparazzi, or throw their cameras on the ground then punch one in the face. She’s never been in a hit and run, she’s never been seen driving with a child on her lap or facing the wrong way in a car seat with the top down. She doesn’t hang out with Paris, or Britney or Lindsey. That in itself makes her a decent person.
I just think that you are all jealous because she is gonna marry someone that all you fat ass, slovenly, lonely, fake ass, wanna be a rock star bitches have been lusting after for years, and that’s only because your husbands have all gotten fat and lost their hair and you can’t stand to look at him anymore, let alone fuck his fat ass. I hope that they stay married forever, have 5 or 6 BEAUTIFUL children and she never gets a stretchmark or a fat ass out of it. That would definately show you, wouldn’t it? And by the way, most of you that are talking shit about someone not being able to spell, check your spelling, punctuation and grammar sometime. Everytime you point a finger, there are 3 more pointing back at you. How does it feel?!!!!!

How did a golden tooth turn into an anti-jew, black, chinese fight. I personally don’t think there is anything wrong with them getting married. I hope it lasts longer than other Hollywood marriages have lately. And as for her being ugly, where does that come from, jealousy? Most of the planet would disagree with you. And I would like to know how she is overweight. I weigh 180, and although I am not proud of it, considering my height, I am not obese. In fact if you look at my pics on myspace, tornadotongue6996, you would not be able to tell that I weigh that much. She may be overweight to someone that weighs 100 lbs. But in the real world, men like curves, hips, breasts, thighs. There is nothing wrong with her lips either. At least hers are real, which is more than I can say for half of the women in Hollywood. This girl has NEVER had any plastic surgery, and will probably never need it. We don’t read bad things about her in the tabloids, she’s not out drinking and driving, puking in public, or showing her crotch to anyone who cares to look. She doesn’t sleep with everything with a penis, or a vagina for that matter. I don’t know what compels people to say bad things about someone that they don’t even know. She’s never been in treatment, never been caught shoplifting or had a DUI. She doesn’t do drugs that we know of, she loves children and animals and she doesn’t use vulgar language. She doesn’t try to hide from the papparazzi, or throw their cameras on the ground then punch one in the face. She’s never been in a hit and run, she’s never been seen driving with a child on her lap or facing the wrong way in a car seat with the top down. She doesn’t hang out with Paris, or Britney or Lindsey. That in itself makes her a decent person.
I just think that you are all jealous because she is gonna marry someone that all you fat ass, slovenly, lonely, fake ass, wanna be a rock star bitches have been lusting after for years, and that’s only because your husbands have all gotten fat and lost their hair and you can’t stand to look at him anymore, let alone fuck his fat ass. I hope that they stay married forever, have 5 or 6 BEAUTIFUL children and she never gets a stretchmark or a fat ass out of it. That would definately show you, wouldn’t it? And by the way, most of you that are talking shit about someone not being able to spell, check your spelling, punctuation and grammar sometime. Everytime you point a finger, there are 3 more pointing back at you. How does it feel?!!!!!

Well, she could have taken one of Kim Kardasian’s ass implants and dipped in gold and offered it as a gift – that would have been worth millions.