And anybody else for that matter. Just buy her a drink, be dressed like a pirate, and most importantly, don’t be Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Beause that’s the one person she won’t do.
Scarlett Johansson says she doesn
This IS the woman who did Benicio Del Toro in an elevator. What is he, like 30 years older than her? I think after that, all bets are off. And sex in an elevator? How fast is he? I mean, MOST guys take a little longer than the 30 seconds or so it takes to go up or down. Just sayin……
That Rhys-meyers guy is lame. He has called himself a “fashionista”. I just can’t respect that.
I know Scarlett’s feelings on monogamy, but how does she feel about monogamous bukkake? Can human beings really go their whole lives being bukkake’d by the same fifty guys? It’s just unnatural to expect that of anyone.
When a proud and admitted total whore even refuses to sleep with you, you’ve arrived at the rock bottom.
Oh Please, look at the guy….gee, a gay actor?! What a shock.
I find it to be very disconcerting that Scarlett is running around jumping on every flagpole that salutes her.
I mean, how many partners does that mean she will have before she finally settles down to getting schtupped by me every night?
Does this mean that Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is allowed to touch Scarlett’s titties at award ceremonies? Because if so, I’m going to have to kill that British poofter and assume his identity. I can play a British homosexual. I’ll just find ways to get the words ‘crumpet’ and ‘ass-monkey’ into every other sentence.
Bad, naughty Scarlett.
Picking on a gay man, just because he’s got better taste in shoes than her.
I thought you were talking about Johanthon Rys-Davies.
I’m not even sure who this other guy is.
Saw this guy on the Globes and he was incomprehensible and seemed just disoriented and very gay. And he’s an Irish poofter by the way.
Scarlet just killed his chance for any big payday as a leading man.
Nice going girlfriend.
I know who he is. And I don’t care if he’s gay, gay men are my perfect companions anyway. I’ll take him shoe shopping with me and then he will listen to my gossip and give me a manicure and sex me up real good with his perfect gay-man body. Who WOULDN’T want a gay husband?
yes sheva the naughty boy is irish,
now normally it would annoy me to have him refered to as british, myself being a fenian terrorist with a nasty hatred of all things anglo, but since i detest his mincing acting skills im willing to overlook superspence’s
faux pas and nail his pasty noggin to the gates of westminster
I saw him at the golden globes, his girlfriend is hotter than scarlett johansen.scarlett prob tried to do him and he turned her down so shes getting back at him .
what an utter bitch.
And not in a cute respectable manner either.
Hahaha I love this hot bitch, seriously.
She’s just mad b/c Meyers sneaked a peek at her boobs during MatchPoint.
Bitter bitch, indeed.
I need to find the god damn link though
I liked Scarlett before I started reading superficial. She’s turning out to be one of those ignorant princess starlets.
I think my mind truly changed when I read she supports Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers does seem like a fruit, he was in “Velvet Goldmine” after all. That’s gotta burn you, like going to war.
But his girlfriend at the Globes looked goddamned amazing. So what if he probably tries on her dresses. I would too, it’s helps masturbation.
Ummm…she’s really liberal, so I’m not sure where you read that she supports Ahhnold.
I’m not sure I want to know what a “velvet goldmine” is.
OK, yes I do.
“Velvet Goldmine” is David Bowie’s code for mangina. I am a huge Bowie fan, and, even as a straight woman, enjoy a little androgynous ass pirating onscreen. Especially if the guys are Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Christian Bale (back before he got skinny for The Machinist and buff for Batman) and Ewan McGregor. If Scarlet would put Velvet Goldmine on in the background as she is hosting her swinging orgies, even the straightest guys would have to say, “damn, that man on man lovin is SEXY.”
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