Scarlett Johansson wears bikini in Jamaica

April 18th, 2006 // 312 Comments
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  1. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on Earth but I’d waste no time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  2. Spangler

    Thank you biatcho. At least someone is nice.

  3. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on earth, but I wouldn’t waste any time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  4. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on earth, but I wouldn’t waste any time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  5. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on Earth but I’d waste no time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  6. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on earth, but I wouldn’t waste any time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  7. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on Earth but I’d waste no time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  8. Spacedog

    I agree #67.
    Not the most slammin woman on Earth but I’d waste no time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  9. mamacita

    @89

    Hey meow.

    @95

    Bahaha!!! Dick cancer.

  10. katie_anne

    Damn. You people are harsh–I was thinking she looked pretty good (yes, despite the cheap looking bathing suit).

    As far as her boobs go, it looks like the bikini top is pushing them up all weird. When she lets them ‘hang’ naturally, so to speak, they look like normal big boobs to me.

  11. mamacita

    @89

    Hey meow.

    @95

    Bahaha!!! Dick cancer.

  12. katie_anne

    Damn. You people are harsh–I was thinking she looked pretty good (yes, despite the cheap looking bathing suit).

    As far as her boobs go, it looks like the bikini top is pushing them up all weird. When she lets them ‘hang’ naturally, so to speak, they look like normal big boobs to me.

  13. Fisher55

    All of you shady jealous people saying she’s fat are nuts. Even I would bang her, and I normally prefer cock.

    Tom, too, loves the cock.

  14. Fisher55

    All of you shady jealous people saying she’s fat are nuts. Even I would bang her, and I normally prefer cock.

    Tom, too, loves the cock.

  15. biatcho

    Spacedog you are officially a fart! A silent, hot, burning, smelly one that lingers for 8 posts & counting….

  16. mamacita

    Sweet stinking shit!!!!!!! Fucking multiple posts. This has to be a record for most multiple posts by separate people in a son-of-a-bitching row.

  17. PapaHotNuts

    I didn’t know Tourette’s was contagious.

    I’m going to do this on purpose.

  18. Spangler

    I wasn’t aware that we could only post funny comments. Apparently no one wants to think any farther than Scarlett’s toe nail polish. I’ll try not to post anything more than once for fear of being caught by the guy with the way cool screen name. Papa Hot Nuts…don’t tell Dear Abby on me. Apparently I’ve gone against good ettiquette. I’ll never scratch in public again. I’ve only been posting comments for the last two days, so excuse me for being ssssllllooooowww. The site doesn’t seem to be working right. Hence the three postings.

  19. normella

    if THAT’S full-figured, I’m a land whale.

  20. PapaHotNuts

    I didn’t know Tourette’s was contagious.

    I’m going to do this on purpose.

  21. Spangler

    Is there an echo?

  22. Xopher.tm

    Any of you dolts who think Scarlett Jo is “too fat” need to turn off teh innarweb and go walk around outside for a while.

    In a few years when you a) are an adult and b) have had actual sex with an actual human, take a look at the pictures again.

  23. Spacedog

    Agreed #67
    Not the hottest woman ever but I wouldn’t waste time making a map of Hawaii on her chest.

  24. Spacedog

    Whoa, crazy posts. This Information Superhighway contraption I have is for the birds.

  25. shankyouverymuch

    Hey #11… would you then eat the peanuts out of it…. he,he—

  26. newbondsux

    First!

  27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Who wants a mustache ride???

  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Who wants a mustache ride???

  29. Spacedog

    #115 Biatcho — have another drink, you fugly leprechaun.

  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Who wants a mustache ride???

  31. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Who wants a mustache ride???

  32. biatcho

    #122 I am a human and I have had sex with myself so is it OK if I still think she’s nasty ugly?

  33. newbondsux

    On the contrary @124 – Today I thank God for Al Gore for giving me the magic connection that brought Sweet Scarlett into my living room in a bikini worth removing.

  34. biatcho

    Spacedog: Dude if you can’t take someone calling you a “fart” then you have got serious issues. I feel very bad for your parents & your cat(s).

  35. PapaHotNuts

    # 118 By the way Strangler, my name has no spaces in it, it’s just PapaHotNuts. The reason no one wants to hear about anything further than Scarlett’s toe nail polish is because no one gives a shit. We aren’t writing her bio. And as far as Dear Abbey is concerned, I’ll corn-hole the bitch for two hours, only to make her limp to the kitchen and make me a fuckin’ Hot Pocket before she cleans the bathroom. Enjoy your posts on the SF, it’s an opportunity to say shit without fear of being trashy, insensitive, or morally wrong. You know, how daddy used to talk to you.

  36. Trotter

    When did Josh start fucking a beluga whale?

    http://www.dolphinleap.com/pictures/belugas/

  37. jagbag

    i love her boobers

  38. Ez-EEEE

    if ever there was a 3some to be in on… thats the one.
    her bikini isnt all that bad. ive been shopping this morning, and ive seen some horrible shit out there. the kind of things that gives a young girl nightmares.
    4 stars for the boobs, great family fun for all ages.
    two thumbs up, her puss.

  39. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    136 – Thanks a lot. Now I have this crazy itch to find a porpoise of some kind and make love to it. “Is this chicken or fish that I’m eating?”

  40. Cb4dbeach

    Taking a break from Scarlett… Can anyone tell me if this site lost some writers or something because it’s gone from hilarious (up to a few weeks ago) to lame jokes about bathing suits and car wrecks. Just curious if anyone else has noticed the dip in quality posts?

  41. juicylips

    Scarlett is pretty, shes not fat, and any man who thinks so loves the cock more than Tom Cruise and any woman who thinks so is jealous and stocked up on snack cakes and chips.

  42. Nimuë LaMer

    I don’t think she’s fat, but that’s one nasty zit on her waist.

  43. Spangler

    Ouch! I thought we were just attacking the celebrities. I was just minding my own business when I got slammed by PapaHotNuts. I just don’t like seeing a nice girl being put down for something stupid like not looking good in a particular photograph. Give the ladies some love so they don’t feel bad about themselves and hook up with a guy who beats them or thinks they can only be popular if they sleep around. Sorry Papa I guess I’m a girl and I’ve been programed not to be trashy, insensitive, or morally wrong – at least not out loud or to the person’s face. I’ll try harder to be more crass. But, I’m a girl so I don’t want to screw her. I’m sorry. I can’t come up with anything lewd.

  44. Hara

    I GET IT! Fat = Can lose weight without being hospitalized. Duh! If you can pinch it, you can get rid of it. Even the boobies: rock hard silicon is the new jiggly.

    I’m going to be more controversial than All you Mofos and say I think that is the hottest bikini I have ever seen in my life. I’d sell my now deceased grandmother’s soul for the chance to just glimpse one on a rack (in a store you perverts). But homegirl needs to eat a sandwich and get her black a## out of the sun.

    And to 99, 101, 103-108, and 123: Ah, yes I can see that. Quite so.

  45. mamacita

    @143

    “Ouch! I thought we were just attacking the celebrities.”

    Wow. You’re more out of touch than Oprah’s bitch ass. Next thing you know, you’ll be sounding like my dad, asking questions like “What’s a DSL? How do I make the google come on here?”. Additionally, most of the girls on here try extra hard to be trashy, insensitive, and morally wrong. It’s what we do. Maybe you should visit the gawker or some shit. It might be more to your liking.

    http://www.gawker.com/

  46. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    143 – Say, are you a girl? Because work on the street is you are a girl. That’s just what I heard anyway.
    If you are a girl you should know that having ovaries and fallopian tubes automatically programs you to not be trashy, insensitive, or morally wrong. Please write this in the notes section of your “Being Female” handbook, and good luck!
    P.S. You are a fat cunt with curdled labia.
    P.S.S. I am also a girl.

  47. Evangelia

    you’re a girl so you don’t want to screw her? that comment was mortally offensive to lesbians everywhere. like myself.

  48. Xopher.tm

    132: That would make all these middleschoolers’ judgements valid so no, you’re going to have to reach pooberty first.

    Relax, man, you’ll like girls in a few years. Or cowboys.*

    *Yeah, I know the Brokeback Joke is a dead medium, but I had one more.

  49. Evangelia

    and i doubt scarlett’s self-esteem is hanging on whatever you say about her. i mean..she doesn’t even know you. plus, she’s hot.

  50. Hara

    136, that Cheating whore! She is blatantly in pictures kissing other men (and clearly flirting with that woman).

    Where’s the bikini though? NSFW, dang.

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