Scarlett Johansson shocked she has big boobs

July 29th, 2005 // 10 Comments

sjohansson_isleprem.jpgThe Daily Record reports that Scarlett Johansson nearly crashed her car when she saw her digitally enhanced boobs on a billboard, slamming on her brakes when confronted with the huge advert.

“I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn’t believe it. It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn’t get past the cleavage.”

I think I saw that exact same billboard, but instead of almost crashing, I just took off my pants and started fondling myself instead. The guy behind me was upset because I was holding up traffic, but when he walked up to my car I just pointed to the billboard and he understood. Or at least I assume he understood, because he started taking off his pants as well. Now that I think about it, that was a pretty weird day.

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  1. I was that guy! I remember you!

  2. Oh why did I have to miss that billboard? Fudge.

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  4. Yes she would really great with really big ones

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  8. Scarlett I. Johansson[1] (born November 22, 1984) is an American actress and singer. Johansson made her film debut in the 1994 film North and was subsequently nominated for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Lead Female for her performance in 1996′s Manny & Lo. Johansson rose to fame with her role in 1998′s The Horse Whisperer and subsequently gained critical acclaim for her breakout performance in Ghost World in 2001, for which she won the Chlotrudis Award for Best Supporting Actress.

    She made the transition to adult roles with her critically acclaimed performance in Sofia Coppola’s film Lost in Translation opposite Bill Murray, for which she won a BAFTA Award, and Girl with a Pearl Earring, the latter two earning her Golden Globe Award nominations in 2003. A role in A Love Song for Bobby Long earned her a third nomination for Golden Globe for Best Actress. Following an appearance in The Island, Johansson again garnered critical acclaim and a fourth Golden Globe nomination, for Best Supporting Actress, for her role in Woody Allen’s Match Point. She followed that with another Allen film, Scoop, with Hugh Jackman. A role in Brian de Palma’s film noir The Black Dahlia was followed by a second role opposite Hugh Jackman in The Prestige, also starring Christian Bale.

    Following a 2007 appearance in the critical flop The Nanny Diaries, Johansson’s career experienced a resurgence of critical reception with the 2008 films The Other Boleyn Girl opposite Natalie Portman and Eric Bana and the Woody Allen directed film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz. She received positive reviews for her appearance in He’s Just Not That into You (2009) and will appear as anti-heroine Black Widow in Iron Man 2 with Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson.

    On May 20, 2008, Johansson debuted as a vocalist on her first album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, which included cover versions of Tom Waits songs. Her second album, Break Up, with Pete Yorn was released in September 2009.

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